Disclaimer: *is dead* X.X (See first chapter. . or second. . or third)

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I'm so sorry Alina!!! T.T I LEFT YOU OUT! I knew I forgot someone. . GOMEN!! I'm such a baka! Here's a Yugi/Yami plushie & lollipop to make up for it! ^^;

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On a brighter note, I'm eating chocolate donuts! So I can go nuts!

-_-U Okay. .that sounded. . odd. .

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Alina: : ) AT LAST! While I was gone, I perfected a back-to-life potion to reserect Yugi!

Crystal: Really? ^^

Alina: ^^ Yeah, isn't it great?

Emerald: Hold up. . hold up. . this is MY fic, and THE SMALL ONE STAYS DEAD!

Crystal: -_- Emerald. . how many times have I told you. . NEVER KILL!

Emerald: : AND HAS IT EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE???

Crystal: No. . no. . but that's not the point. The point IS. . YOU CANNOT KILL YUGI! Or Yami for that matter.

Emerald: : STUPID! I HATE YOU

Crystal: T.T You-you hate me? T.T

Emerald: *sigh* Don't CRY. .

Crystal: T.T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Emerald: -_-U This is gonna take a while. .

Demina: ^^ Well, at least we got to torture Tea ^^

DA: True. .but HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA THIS----

Demina/DA: *land in Kaiba's mansion*

Demina: Whoa. . where are we?

DA: Hmm. .by the looks of the ** above. .Kaiba's mansion. .

Both: : )

Maria: *with a whip* Now, MR. Kaiba. .

AUTHOR INTERVENTION

Crystal: T.T SETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA KILL YOU OFF!

Maria: : HE'S DEAD!

Crystal: T.T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Maria: *sigh* Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Crystal: Well. . sure! ^^

Seto: O.O WHAT??!!

Crystal: *shrug* She said please. .

Maria: *drags Seto off*

Seto: Help. .

END

Seto: Yes?

Maria: : DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!

Seto: V.V Fine.

Maria: : ) Now. .as I was saying. . we are going to move onto the torture chamber!

Seto: O.O *gulp*

Joey: *raiding Kaiba's house w/ Tristan, Serenity, Mai, Ryou, Bakura & Marik*

Marik: *thinking* Little do these fools know I am only here for one reason. . TO LOOKIT ALL KAIBA'S NEAT STUFF!! ^-^

Bakura: I see no treasure. .

Joey: Keep walkin! *leads them into the kitchen* Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow. . look at the fridge. . . .

All: *gawk at fridge*

Serenity: What's so special about the fridge, big brother?

Joey: It's FILLED with food.

All: *look at each other* : *all run madly to the fridge*

Joey: I'M GETTING THAT CHEESE!

Tristan: : NO WAY! IT'S MINE!

Demina: ^^ Hey, we sure found a lot of explosives, huh?

DA: Yeah, who woulda thought Kaiba kept these things here. .

Both: *hear something. . from the kitchen*

DA: I hear something. . it sounds like it's coming from the *eyes narrow* KITCHEN.

Demina: *gasp*

DA/Demina: *silently creep to kitchen door, and peek through*

Demina: *gasp* Lotsa Yugioh characters . .

DA: : ) That are just WAITING to be tortured. .

Both: : ) *take rope and walk into the kitchen*

Demina: Why, HELLO! : )

Maria: : ) Are you done, yet, Kaiba?

Kaiba: MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Maria: NEVER! YOU WILL HAVE TO WATCH COOKING SHOWS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : )

Kaiba: Well. . could you at LEAST move this rock away from my head? It's awfully close, and that string doesn't look like it's gonna hold---oh. So THIS is how it's gonna be. . fine, then. *sigh*

Maria: : ) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! In minutes, that rock will FALL ON HIS HEAD! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!

Kaiba: . . . . . . . you said that out loud, you know.

Maria: .

Emerald: : YUGI CANNOT BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!

Crystal: : YES HE CAN!

Yugi: Hi guys! ^^

Crystal: Hiya, Mini

Emerald: Whatever kid

Crystal: Anyway, HE CAN T---

Both: *slowly look down at Yugi*

Yugi: ^-^

Crystal: ^-^ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Alina: ^^ While you two were arguing, I used the revival potion, and WALA! Yugi is back ^^

Crystal: ^^ YAY!

Emerald: . DAMN!

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Hope u guys like!! ^^ I know I haven't updated for a while. . .sorry bout that. . ^^;

Cyaz!!

PS: REEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEW!!