Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh
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YAY!! Thanks for all the reviews guys!! *** ^^ ***
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Crystal: : And THAT'S what you get when you try to call me an idiot!
Maria: : Yeah, same for me!
Emerald: *is eh. . . HURT* *limping away* You'll. . . never. . .catch. . .me. . I'll. . . get you! *disappears*
Crystal: Heheh. .I'd like to see her try. .
Maria: XD That would be funny!!
Emerald: *returns and is powerful again*
Maria/Crystal: 0.0 Uh oh.
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Kaiba: *has returned home* 0.0 What the----
DA: Oh. .hello Kaiba! :D
Demina: ?.? Kaiba? Oooooooooh. . Kaiba! How nice to see you!
Kaiba: What have you done to my house?!?!?!?!?!
Demina: :D Heheh . . . just some torturing. . ATTACK CROW-TRISTAN!
CT: *attacks Kaiba*
DA: YOU TOO FROG-BAKURA!
FB: *hops* *hops* *hops*
DA: : SPEED IT UP!
FB: *hops* *hops* *hops*
DA: Dya want me to put you on a stick and roast you? If not: HUUUUUURRRRRYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUPPPP!
FB: 0.0 *HOPSHOPSHOPS* *attacks Kaiba*
Kaiba: . OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Tea: Now, now, let's all be friends ^^
All: ?.?
DA: : What are you doing here?!
Person: TORTURE TEA! TORTURE KAIBA!
Demina: :D I don't know who the hell you are, but I like the way you think! ATTTTTTTAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
Maria: HOLD IT! You were planning to torture Kaiba without me?!?!?!
DA: Hey, i was just calling you! *holds up cell phone*
Maria: Oh. Well. . as long as I wasn't forgotten. .
Person: *while strangling Kaiba w/ phonecord* I'm Yuki by the way.
All: Hi Yuki! ^^
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Alina: Yugi, do you realize that we're the only ones who aren't torturing Kaiba and Tea right now?
Yugi: Really?
Alina: so we're here all alone. . .
Yugi: Really?
Alina: Yepp. ^^ So. . .SUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Yugi: REALLY!? SUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
Alina/Yugi: *eat a ton of sugar. . . literally. .1 TON each*
Crystal: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey. . can I have some?
Alina: *all hyped up* Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh. . *** ^^ *** SUGAR! SURE! HERE'S SOME SUGAR! *throws sugar at Crystal*
Crystal: . OUCH! oooh. .yummy. .^________________^
Janitor: -_-U Not again. . .wait. .Crystal weren't you just with Emerald?
Crystal: *eating sugar* Oh yeah. .well. . Maria and I *talked* to her. . :D Heheheh. . MWA HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Janitor: -_-U I repeat: Not again. .
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Yuki: DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIE! *whacking Tea on the head w/ a pillowcase full of bricks*
Tea: @.@
Demina: oooooooooooooh joooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Joey: 0.0 Eep! *tries to run away*
Demina: HALT! *lassos in Joey* :D Heheh. . this is a NEW AND IMPROVED Torture kit. It even includes torture IDEAS. .and it came with this nifty lasso. Perfect for catching prey. . :D Hehehehe
Joey: *saying prayers*
DA: *torturing Kaiba* *using a sharp pointy object*
Kaiba: . First Maria now you?!
Maria: Oh. .but I'm helping her! *holds up saw*
Kaiba: T.T Why me?!?!?!
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Alina/Yugi/Crystal: *painting the studio*
Crystal: ^^ Purple is pretty!!
Alina: So's yellow!
Yugi: So is red! ^^ *throws paint at Crystal*
Crystal: : YUGI! *throws paint at Yugi*
Alina: : CRYSTAL! *throws paint at Crystal*
And a paint-fight ensues.
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Yuki: :D FEEL THE PAAAAAIN! *To Maria* I don't get it! Why won't they die?
Maria: Well, you see, Crystal made it so that no one can die in this fic.
Yuki: really?
Maria: Yeah. Doesn't it suck?
Yuki: No kidding! Where is this "Crystal"?
DA: *throwing knives at Tea* Probably at the studio
Demina: *throwing a bowling ball at Tea's head* Yeah that's where she usually is
Yuki: I SHALL STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE!
Maria: Well. . Emerald and I tried to do that. . and it didn't work. Besides *hits Kaiba w/ candlestick* It's more fun to just torture them.
Yuki: That's true
Crystal: *appears* HEY!! ^^ Alina and Yugi and me had some sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
All: Sugar?
Crystal: Yepp!! ^^ It was yummy!!
Alina: No kidding!!
Yugi: *painting people* Hee hee ^-^ Joey is PURPLE!!
Crystal: Sugar anyone?
All: YAY! SUGAR!
Crystal: *throws bags of sugar at people*
Demina: X.x Ouch
DA: OW! .
Yuki: OUCH! @.@
Maria: Oooow. .my heeeeeeead!
Alina: Great aim!!
Crystal: ^^
Maria/Yuki/DA/Demina: : WHY ARE YOU THROWING SUGAR AT US?!
Crystal: Cuz I wanna rescue Yami!!! And Joey! And Kaiba!! And Ryou! And Marik! And. . .that's all. The rest of you can stay!!
Tea: *is the only one left besides crow & frog* @.@ oh noooooo. . .
Alina: And I just like to watch ^^
Maria/Yuki: T.T But I wanna torture Kaiba!
Crystal: Here! ^^ *throws them each a can of something. It doesn't hit them* Insta Kaiba!!
Maria/Yuki: . . . . .
Crystal: You can torture them repeadely.
Maria/Yuki: . .. . . .
Crystal: ^^;. . . you can kill them. . .
Maria/Yuki: ^^ YAY! *spray insta-kaibas and start torturing/killing*
Pegasus: *face can be seen on giant TV*
Crystal: 0.0 PEGASUS?!
All: 0.0 PEGASUS?! WHERE?!
Crystal: *points to TV*
Pegasus: We've got a problem! Some rabit giraffes have escaped from the zoo! You must bring them back!
Crystal: Do you know what this means?
All: What?
Crystal: *** ^^ *** ROAD TRIP!
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*gasp* What will happen? Will the rabid giraffes be caught? And what did Maria & Crystal do to Emerald?
~*~Kasa-chan~*~
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YAY!! Thanks for all the reviews guys!! *** ^^ ***
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Crystal: : And THAT'S what you get when you try to call me an idiot!
Maria: : Yeah, same for me!
Emerald: *is eh. . . HURT* *limping away* You'll. . . never. . .catch. . .me. . I'll. . . get you! *disappears*
Crystal: Heheh. .I'd like to see her try. .
Maria: XD That would be funny!!
Emerald: *returns and is powerful again*
Maria/Crystal: 0.0 Uh oh.
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Kaiba: *has returned home* 0.0 What the----
DA: Oh. .hello Kaiba! :D
Demina: ?.? Kaiba? Oooooooooh. . Kaiba! How nice to see you!
Kaiba: What have you done to my house?!?!?!?!?!
Demina: :D Heheh . . . just some torturing. . ATTACK CROW-TRISTAN!
CT: *attacks Kaiba*
DA: YOU TOO FROG-BAKURA!
FB: *hops* *hops* *hops*
DA: : SPEED IT UP!
FB: *hops* *hops* *hops*
DA: Dya want me to put you on a stick and roast you? If not: HUUUUUURRRRRYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUPPPP!
FB: 0.0 *HOPSHOPSHOPS* *attacks Kaiba*
Kaiba: . OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Tea: Now, now, let's all be friends ^^
All: ?.?
DA: : What are you doing here?!
Person: TORTURE TEA! TORTURE KAIBA!
Demina: :D I don't know who the hell you are, but I like the way you think! ATTTTTTTAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
Maria: HOLD IT! You were planning to torture Kaiba without me?!?!?!
DA: Hey, i was just calling you! *holds up cell phone*
Maria: Oh. Well. . as long as I wasn't forgotten. .
Person: *while strangling Kaiba w/ phonecord* I'm Yuki by the way.
All: Hi Yuki! ^^
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Alina: Yugi, do you realize that we're the only ones who aren't torturing Kaiba and Tea right now?
Yugi: Really?
Alina: so we're here all alone. . .
Yugi: Really?
Alina: Yepp. ^^ So. . .SUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Yugi: REALLY!? SUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
Alina/Yugi: *eat a ton of sugar. . . literally. .1 TON each*
Crystal: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey. . can I have some?
Alina: *all hyped up* Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh. . *** ^^ *** SUGAR! SURE! HERE'S SOME SUGAR! *throws sugar at Crystal*
Crystal: . OUCH! oooh. .yummy. .^________________^
Janitor: -_-U Not again. . .wait. .Crystal weren't you just with Emerald?
Crystal: *eating sugar* Oh yeah. .well. . Maria and I *talked* to her. . :D Heheheh. . MWA HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Janitor: -_-U I repeat: Not again. .
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Yuki: DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIE! *whacking Tea on the head w/ a pillowcase full of bricks*
Tea: @.@
Demina: oooooooooooooh joooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Joey: 0.0 Eep! *tries to run away*
Demina: HALT! *lassos in Joey* :D Heheh. . this is a NEW AND IMPROVED Torture kit. It even includes torture IDEAS. .and it came with this nifty lasso. Perfect for catching prey. . :D Hehehehe
Joey: *saying prayers*
DA: *torturing Kaiba* *using a sharp pointy object*
Kaiba: . First Maria now you?!
Maria: Oh. .but I'm helping her! *holds up saw*
Kaiba: T.T Why me?!?!?!
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Alina/Yugi/Crystal: *painting the studio*
Crystal: ^^ Purple is pretty!!
Alina: So's yellow!
Yugi: So is red! ^^ *throws paint at Crystal*
Crystal: : YUGI! *throws paint at Yugi*
Alina: : CRYSTAL! *throws paint at Crystal*
And a paint-fight ensues.
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Yuki: :D FEEL THE PAAAAAIN! *To Maria* I don't get it! Why won't they die?
Maria: Well, you see, Crystal made it so that no one can die in this fic.
Yuki: really?
Maria: Yeah. Doesn't it suck?
Yuki: No kidding! Where is this "Crystal"?
DA: *throwing knives at Tea* Probably at the studio
Demina: *throwing a bowling ball at Tea's head* Yeah that's where she usually is
Yuki: I SHALL STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE!
Maria: Well. . Emerald and I tried to do that. . and it didn't work. Besides *hits Kaiba w/ candlestick* It's more fun to just torture them.
Yuki: That's true
Crystal: *appears* HEY!! ^^ Alina and Yugi and me had some sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
All: Sugar?
Crystal: Yepp!! ^^ It was yummy!!
Alina: No kidding!!
Yugi: *painting people* Hee hee ^-^ Joey is PURPLE!!
Crystal: Sugar anyone?
All: YAY! SUGAR!
Crystal: *throws bags of sugar at people*
Demina: X.x Ouch
DA: OW! .
Yuki: OUCH! @.@
Maria: Oooow. .my heeeeeeead!
Alina: Great aim!!
Crystal: ^^
Maria/Yuki/DA/Demina: : WHY ARE YOU THROWING SUGAR AT US?!
Crystal: Cuz I wanna rescue Yami!!! And Joey! And Kaiba!! And Ryou! And Marik! And. . .that's all. The rest of you can stay!!
Tea: *is the only one left besides crow & frog* @.@ oh noooooo. . .
Alina: And I just like to watch ^^
Maria/Yuki: T.T But I wanna torture Kaiba!
Crystal: Here! ^^ *throws them each a can of something. It doesn't hit them* Insta Kaiba!!
Maria/Yuki: . . . . .
Crystal: You can torture them repeadely.
Maria/Yuki: . .. . . .
Crystal: ^^;. . . you can kill them. . .
Maria/Yuki: ^^ YAY! *spray insta-kaibas and start torturing/killing*
Pegasus: *face can be seen on giant TV*
Crystal: 0.0 PEGASUS?!
All: 0.0 PEGASUS?! WHERE?!
Crystal: *points to TV*
Pegasus: We've got a problem! Some rabit giraffes have escaped from the zoo! You must bring them back!
Crystal: Do you know what this means?
All: What?
Crystal: *** ^^ *** ROAD TRIP!
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*gasp* What will happen? Will the rabid giraffes be caught? And what did Maria & Crystal do to Emerald?
~*~Kasa-chan~*~