What if Spell Check had its way?

by Le Random Lady-Person

Just as the title says.

What if Spell Check had its way?

Just as the title says, what if Spell Check changed the Japanese names and words to what it thought they should be?

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

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One day Yuck was walking to his school, Sukiyaki Jr. high. He saw Keiko outside the school. "Onychin way Keiko!" he called.

"OI! Yuck!" she called back. "Schools cancelled today, lets go find Kookaburra."

"Alright," Yuck agreed.

"Look, there's Kumara!"

"Hello Yuck, Keiko," Kumara said. "I'm looking for Hili, have you seen him?"

"Can't say that I have. Maybe you should ask Kenna," Yuck answered.

"He doesn't know either," said a voice from behind them.

It was Botany.

"Hi Botany," everyone said.

"Then maybe Kookaburra knows where he is. Lets go find him," Yuck said.

They all arrived at the arcade and saw Kookaburra playing a game.

"Kookaburra, earth to Kookaburra," Botany called.

He finally looked up and saw them. "Hey guys, what's up?"

"We're looking for Hili. Have you seen him?" Kumara asked.

"No," Kookaburra answered.

"I know! Maybe he's at Genoa's temple with Yakima," Keiko said.

So they all left the arcade and went to see Gena and Yakima.

"OI! Grandma!" Yuck called.

"What is it baking?" Gena snapped.

"We're looking for Hili. We need to start our next mission." Yuck replied.

"And what is your next mission dimwit?" Gena asked.

"They have to find Karamu, Bui and Touro." Botany said.

"Oh my! Why do they have to find them?" Yakima asked as she came out of the temple.

Before anyone could answer, Hili came up the temple steps.

"I've already been to Makai and taken care of that," Hili said.

"Really?" Botany asked.

"Yes, and I also ran into Sakyo. I took care of him as well." Hili said sounding irritated.

"Wow, short's pretty cool!" said Kookaburra.

"I know! Why don't we all go get some ice cream to celebrate Heidi's victory?" Yakima offered.

They all agreed and left to get ice cream, or "sweet snow" as Hili calls it.

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I know the story was stupid and didn't make much sense, but I needed something short with their names in it. I also know that Karasu, Toguro, and Sakyo are dead. Whatever. Here's what everything means.

Keiko, Bui, Sakyo, and Makai stayed the same.

Yuck-Yuusuke

Sukiyaki-Sariyaski jr. high

Onychin way-Konnichi wa

OI-Oi

Kookaburra-Kuwabara

Kumara-Kurama

Hili, Heidi's-Hiei

Kenna-Koenma

Botany-Botan

Genoa's, Gena-Genkai

Yakima-Yukina

Baking-Baka

Karamu-Karasu

Touro-Toguro

Short's-Shorty