A/n: yea, yea, yea I know it's been awhile, but let's not get feisty because it's here now!

I only own Shinentai for obvious reasons. Cahadras owns Cahadras and I own no one else.

~*~*~*~*~

The Ice Apparition

~*~*~*~*~

"Hey, hey, hey! Break it up shorties!"

"Who are you calling short?"

"I am calling you short. What are you going to do about it?" Shinentai challenged smirking at the two pissed of fire demons. Botan looked at Shinentai uneasily.

"Shinentai?" Botan asked. "Don't you think you should leave them alone? They look ready to kill you." Botan's voice was covered up by Shinentai's hand and his other hand rose into the air. Without warning, katana's were drawn and Cahadras and Hiei was only a second away from tearing Shinentai's head off. Shinentai yawned and his hand in the air glowed a light blue before two large icicles shot out of his hand. They hit the two fire demons and rammed them into the wall. When the dust settled, the two were pinned to the wall by ice daggers.

"Never mind." Botan mumbled out sweat dropping. Anyone in the room who had witnessed the seen had a look on their face that looked like this: o.0'

"Ehehehehehehe." Kuwabara snorted out. "Walled Fire shrimps!" Almost immediately his whole body caught fire and he ran out of the house screaming bloody murder before running into another person's yard and leaping into their turned on water sprinkler.

"I think this should be a cit com instead of real life!" Yusuke bellowed. Kurama looked over at the two demons yelling and screaming out profanities on the wall.

"Did you two have to set Kuwabara on fire?" Kurama asked. "This is my house and I don't think my mother would appreciate her house being burned down.

"Yes we did." Cahadras and Hiei chorused still stuck to the wall. Seconds after they spoke they were yelling at each other again. "Don't say what I say! No you! I said you!" Kurama sighed and let the two argue.

"Shouldn't the ice melt by now?" Botan asked. Shinentai looked over at her still smirking.

"The ice will melt when the fire shrimplets decide to melt it, or I am killed, babe." Shinentai answered.

"Oh." Botan replied and for the first time, she didn't blush when Shinentai called her babe.

"Shut up shorty!"

"I'm taller than you bitch!"

"You both are short so you both shut up!!" Yusuke and Shinentai yelled. Kurama left to his room for seeing disaster in the near future.

Cahadras and Hiei were glaring death at Shinentai and Yusuke. Who on the other hand were just smirking their asses off at the two pissed off demons.

"What.Did.You..Say?" Cahadras and Hiei bellowed with each word spaced out. The jagans under their head bands flashed and the ice holding them down melted and they fell to the ground still glaring.

"Would you care to say it again?" Cahadras challenged and unsheathed her katana. The way she challenged Yusuke and Shinentai strongly reminded Botan of how Shinentai challenged people. The smirk on Cahadras' face also reminded Botan on Shinentai.

"Sure I would." Shinentai retorted along with Yusuke. "You both are short so you both need to shut up. Do I need to say it again?" Shinentai said smirking. Amusement filled his voice and made Cahadras and Hiei redden with anger.

"No." Hiei said blankly. The jagans flashed and Yusuke was sent flying into the wall. Kurama poked his head out of his room and groaned.

"I just fixed that wall last week!" Kurama mumbled and slammed his door shut. Cahadras and Hiei walked towards Shinentai like a predator would its prey. Shinentai feigned being scared.

"Oh.No." Shinentai mocked. "The evil fire demons are going to use their evil jagans on me. I'm so scared."

"You should be." Cahadras muttered along with Hiei. Fire was burning in their eyes.

"Your right, but I'm not." Shinentai answered. Cahadras and Hiei took this as their cue and they shot black flames out at Shinentai.

Shinentai yawned and dodged the flames dragging Botan with him and out of harms way. The flames headed straight for the front door.

"Oh right, where are the shorties?" Kuwabara opened the door looking drenched. The first thing he saw was black flames headed at his face. "Shit!" He quickly dodged the flames.

Right on cue Koenma appeared in teenage form behind Kuwabara a few paces. The flames hit him right in the face.

"Koenma sir!" Botan ran outside and brought the now swirly eyed prince inside. "Are you all right?" She set him down on the couch. Hiei and Cahadras had little halo's on top of their heads trying to act innocent.

Kurama walked back in a pried Yusuke off the wall. Koenma gathered his composure and glared at everybody.

"Yes I am fine thank you." Koenma huffed out rubbing his burnt face. "I came here because I have a new case for you."

Yusuke out his hands behind his head and yawned. "Well what is it diaper boy?" Botan smacked Yusuke in the face.

"Don't call him that!" Botan yelled making Shinentai grin and Koenma glare at Yusuke.

"Well I have reason to believe that there is a demon running around killing off my other detectives. I want you all to catch this demon." Everyone looked at Koenma in interest.

"Well, who is this demon?" Kuwabara asked.

Koenma looked thoughtful for a moment. "He is a Kitsune Youkai by the name Tanmio."

Cahadras and Shinentai's faces lit up in recognition and they grabbed Koenma by his shirt color and got in his face. Pure rage and wild hostility was on their faces.

"What did you say!?!?!" They yelled out in anger. A wild rage was on their faces and a murder and blood lust was in their eyes. Everyone looked at the two in confusion.

~*~*~*~*~

That's the end of this chapter! Review and I'll try and update quicker than this time!
And he is not a friend - Tanmio

Special thanks to the little fire shrimp herself, Cahadras. For helping me word this chapter out correctly. (although her spelling does suck mind you.)