Charming Hogwarts*~~ (in more than 1 way..)
Chapter Two*~~
Harry Potter. how many stories start out with those 2 words? A lot. (okay, well actually not a lot. I've never actually seen someone do that yet, but hell, this is MY story I can say whatever the hell I want to)
But this is the second chapter so that ain't gonnna happen. (YES AIN'T IS IN THE DICTONARY) Now, onto the REAL story.
Chapter Two*~~ (again)
Paige sighed as she looked at her wall. She remembered what Leo had said after she'd accepted the job and he'd returned. "They're magic isn't like anything you've ever seen before. They use wands to generate it and say spells and incantations. You're going to have to learn a little about that sort of stuff before you start teaching."
"That's what, a whole 2 weeks away? Leo this is going to take forever," Paige whined.
"Hey, you accepted."
"Whatever. I've got to go to the Hogwarts library," Paige muttered as she orbed out.
"Good luck."
Paige groaned as she remembered the days she spent cramming her head with all of the libraries defense books and books on dark creatures. It was a relief to be done for a while.
The next thing Paige knew her alarm was blaring. "Oh, shut-up!" Paige yelled.
"Why don't you try turning it off?" suggested a little boy's voice.
"Wyatt, where's Phoebe?"
"She went to work early."
"Well, Paige has to go to work now too," Paige said, standing up and picking out some clothes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" howled Wyatt.
"He's right. I forgot you weren't unemployed. The baby-sitter just canceled and Leo and I have that convention," Piper said from the doorway.
"Oh, great," Paige muttered as she orbed into her clothes.
"Look, can't you take him with you or something?" asked Leo.
"What do you think?" asked Paige as she ran a brush through her hair.
"I think Albus would be fine with it," said Leo.
"Whatever, just as long as he stays away from the human slime ball," Paige said. She orbed Wyatt to his room to change.
"Apparently she's met Severus Snape," Leo said with a laugh.
"Leo!" Piper said.
Paige grabbed a pair of blue jeans and a blue shirt and stuffed Wyatt into them. "Wyatt, we're late. You are going to have to eat there, okay? And no misbehaving. I have to teach and you'll have to be a good boy. You got that?" asked Paige.
"Yes," said Wyatt with an innocent grin.
"I'm going to regret this. He is the human marauder after all," Paige muttered as she took his hand and orbed to Hogwarts.
She felt Wyatt tighten his grip on her hand as she opened the hall doors. A mass of black robes was in front of them. Paige scooped Wyatt up and walked over to the headmaster.
She felt Snape's cold eyes boring into her. She also knew that he was pissed at her décor. She was wearing a pleated blue and grey checkered skirt with a lack tank top that said Thorn with a big rose on it. Her black zip up boots went to her knees.
She quickly and quietly explained the situation. "It is no problem at all, Professor Mathews. I'm sure the girls of Hogwarts will be delighted with our little visitor. Am I right in guessing he's a trickster?"
"How did you know?" asked Paige as she took a seat next to the headmaster and put Wyatt on her lap.
"The eyes."
"Right." Paige said. 'This man is completely crazy.
"And, no, I have not completely lost my marbles yet, Miss Mathews, I believe that there are 1 or 2 left." And that was the last piece of conversation.
The hall was empting and Paige stood up. Only Snape and Dumbledore noticed the two orb out in a glow of blue orbs. (that would be why they call it orbing. right?)
She set Wyatt in a chair in the front of the room as she grabbed her CD player and listened to music (yes, it's magic resistant) while she waited. A while later she felt someone hesitantly tap her shoulder. Paige jerked out of her sleepy trance.
"Huh?"
"Professor Mathews, you've been. out of it for 30 minutes. We tried waking you up but." the girl trailed off. She had bushy brown hair. There were two boys next to her. One had black hair and the other had red.
"Shit," muttered Paige.
"Did you just say shit?" asked a stunned red head. (I don't think any of you will ever figure out who these kids are!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE)
"Yeah," said Paige.
"Are you sire you're a professor?" asked the boy with messy hair.
"Yes. By the way, have either of you seen a little boy with brown hair and blue eyes?" asked Paige, searching the room.
"No," said the girl.
"Uh, who exactly are you?"
"Hermione Granger. These are my best friends-" but the red head cleared his throat. "Okay these are my best friends and my boyfriend, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter." They searched her eyes for a reaction to the last name.
Paige knew very well what the boy had done. But she saw the happiness in his eyes when she didn't react. "How nice. Class, please excuse my out burst but WYATT MATHEW HALLIWELL GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE NOW!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Auntie Paige," whimpered a little boy.
"You aren't supposed to touch the book," Paige said, pointing to the CD player.
"I didn't."
"Then where'd you find the spell?"
"It was a potion. I found it yesterday on the ground. Here," Wyatt said. He handed her a piece of parchment.
"That's mine!" Ron said.
"Really? Then here. Please take you seats," Paige said. "Wyatt go sit in the hall or something.
"All right. Sorry about that. He's my nephew. Right before I left his baby-sitter canceled. He's has this thing with pranks." Paige said.
"Anyhow, I'm Professor Mathews- or Paige, I don't give a crap what you call me- and I've never taught before. I was a social worker before I quit because my boss had a stick up his ass and I was getting no where." The class stared at her.
"Right, I guess your professor s don't say ass. Especially not that slime ball. thing."
"Snape?" asked Harry with distain.
"Yeah, I guess that was- wait, Severus Snape, Leo talked about his. Leo is going to die. He should have warned me that Snape worked here! Brothers are a huge pain."
"Um, Paige, I'd like to keep my dad," said Wyatt from the hall.
"Then he'd better run," responded Paige.
A/N I know that as a weird place to end and that chapter probably sucked but my grandpa died and I can't think of anything funny right now. Sorry, I'll post ASAP! Next chapter will have more humor, I SWEAR IT ON LEO WYATT'S GRAVE! The fact he is fictional has nothing to do with the matter at hand, he is still sexy and does have a nice ass.
Chapter Two*~~
Harry Potter. how many stories start out with those 2 words? A lot. (okay, well actually not a lot. I've never actually seen someone do that yet, but hell, this is MY story I can say whatever the hell I want to)
But this is the second chapter so that ain't gonnna happen. (YES AIN'T IS IN THE DICTONARY) Now, onto the REAL story.
Chapter Two*~~ (again)
Paige sighed as she looked at her wall. She remembered what Leo had said after she'd accepted the job and he'd returned. "They're magic isn't like anything you've ever seen before. They use wands to generate it and say spells and incantations. You're going to have to learn a little about that sort of stuff before you start teaching."
"That's what, a whole 2 weeks away? Leo this is going to take forever," Paige whined.
"Hey, you accepted."
"Whatever. I've got to go to the Hogwarts library," Paige muttered as she orbed out.
"Good luck."
Paige groaned as she remembered the days she spent cramming her head with all of the libraries defense books and books on dark creatures. It was a relief to be done for a while.
The next thing Paige knew her alarm was blaring. "Oh, shut-up!" Paige yelled.
"Why don't you try turning it off?" suggested a little boy's voice.
"Wyatt, where's Phoebe?"
"She went to work early."
"Well, Paige has to go to work now too," Paige said, standing up and picking out some clothes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" howled Wyatt.
"He's right. I forgot you weren't unemployed. The baby-sitter just canceled and Leo and I have that convention," Piper said from the doorway.
"Oh, great," Paige muttered as she orbed into her clothes.
"Look, can't you take him with you or something?" asked Leo.
"What do you think?" asked Paige as she ran a brush through her hair.
"I think Albus would be fine with it," said Leo.
"Whatever, just as long as he stays away from the human slime ball," Paige said. She orbed Wyatt to his room to change.
"Apparently she's met Severus Snape," Leo said with a laugh.
"Leo!" Piper said.
Paige grabbed a pair of blue jeans and a blue shirt and stuffed Wyatt into them. "Wyatt, we're late. You are going to have to eat there, okay? And no misbehaving. I have to teach and you'll have to be a good boy. You got that?" asked Paige.
"Yes," said Wyatt with an innocent grin.
"I'm going to regret this. He is the human marauder after all," Paige muttered as she took his hand and orbed to Hogwarts.
She felt Wyatt tighten his grip on her hand as she opened the hall doors. A mass of black robes was in front of them. Paige scooped Wyatt up and walked over to the headmaster.
She felt Snape's cold eyes boring into her. She also knew that he was pissed at her décor. She was wearing a pleated blue and grey checkered skirt with a lack tank top that said Thorn with a big rose on it. Her black zip up boots went to her knees.
She quickly and quietly explained the situation. "It is no problem at all, Professor Mathews. I'm sure the girls of Hogwarts will be delighted with our little visitor. Am I right in guessing he's a trickster?"
"How did you know?" asked Paige as she took a seat next to the headmaster and put Wyatt on her lap.
"The eyes."
"Right." Paige said. 'This man is completely crazy.
"And, no, I have not completely lost my marbles yet, Miss Mathews, I believe that there are 1 or 2 left." And that was the last piece of conversation.
The hall was empting and Paige stood up. Only Snape and Dumbledore noticed the two orb out in a glow of blue orbs. (that would be why they call it orbing. right?)
She set Wyatt in a chair in the front of the room as she grabbed her CD player and listened to music (yes, it's magic resistant) while she waited. A while later she felt someone hesitantly tap her shoulder. Paige jerked out of her sleepy trance.
"Huh?"
"Professor Mathews, you've been. out of it for 30 minutes. We tried waking you up but." the girl trailed off. She had bushy brown hair. There were two boys next to her. One had black hair and the other had red.
"Shit," muttered Paige.
"Did you just say shit?" asked a stunned red head. (I don't think any of you will ever figure out who these kids are!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE)
"Yeah," said Paige.
"Are you sire you're a professor?" asked the boy with messy hair.
"Yes. By the way, have either of you seen a little boy with brown hair and blue eyes?" asked Paige, searching the room.
"No," said the girl.
"Uh, who exactly are you?"
"Hermione Granger. These are my best friends-" but the red head cleared his throat. "Okay these are my best friends and my boyfriend, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter." They searched her eyes for a reaction to the last name.
Paige knew very well what the boy had done. But she saw the happiness in his eyes when she didn't react. "How nice. Class, please excuse my out burst but WYATT MATHEW HALLIWELL GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE NOW!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Auntie Paige," whimpered a little boy.
"You aren't supposed to touch the book," Paige said, pointing to the CD player.
"I didn't."
"Then where'd you find the spell?"
"It was a potion. I found it yesterday on the ground. Here," Wyatt said. He handed her a piece of parchment.
"That's mine!" Ron said.
"Really? Then here. Please take you seats," Paige said. "Wyatt go sit in the hall or something.
"All right. Sorry about that. He's my nephew. Right before I left his baby-sitter canceled. He's has this thing with pranks." Paige said.
"Anyhow, I'm Professor Mathews- or Paige, I don't give a crap what you call me- and I've never taught before. I was a social worker before I quit because my boss had a stick up his ass and I was getting no where." The class stared at her.
"Right, I guess your professor s don't say ass. Especially not that slime ball. thing."
"Snape?" asked Harry with distain.
"Yeah, I guess that was- wait, Severus Snape, Leo talked about his. Leo is going to die. He should have warned me that Snape worked here! Brothers are a huge pain."
"Um, Paige, I'd like to keep my dad," said Wyatt from the hall.
"Then he'd better run," responded Paige.
A/N I know that as a weird place to end and that chapter probably sucked but my grandpa died and I can't think of anything funny right now. Sorry, I'll post ASAP! Next chapter will have more humor, I SWEAR IT ON LEO WYATT'S GRAVE! The fact he is fictional has nothing to do with the matter at hand, he is still sexy and does have a nice ass.