Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men or Cupid. I just write evil fanfics
about them for my own twisted enjoyment...and maybe for others, muaha.
A/N: This type of fanfic is classic, but I wanted to write my own since I can't think of any better ideas. This is my first time starring in an Evo fic, so I made myself invisible for reader and character approval purposes. Cupid's arrows are my property because in here I am Cupid, and Cupid doesn't like to share his (her, in my case) arrows because Cupid is a spoiled brat who wants all the arrows for herself so she can shoot innocent unsuspecting people with them for the freakin hell of it. But if you want, you can buy fake plastic Cupid's arrows at Wal-Mart for a few cents each since you insist on trying to imitate Cupid, though there is only one Cupid in this fanfic, and that Cupid is me! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
List of Cupid's (Me!) Arrows:
Pink Arrow - Makes victim gay (falls in love with first person of same gender they see or think of)
Maroon Arrow - Makes victim love (falls in love with first person of opposite gender who they see or think of)
Red Arrow - Makes victim loved (is loved by first three people of opposite gender who see or think of them)
Onyx Arrow - Makes victim hate (hates first person of either gender who they see or think of)
Black Arrow - Makes victim hated (is hated by first three people of either gender who see or think of them)
~*~*~
Onyx Eyes (Cupid!) grinned evilly as she aimed her arrow at Scott's rear. "The jerk always acts like there's a stick up his ass, why not actually shove one in?" She let it fly, but it was a little off and hit his right butt cheek. It was invisible and magic (oooooo...), so it disappeared in a small invisible cloud of smoke.
Scott jumped a little, feeling only a small tingle. "What was that?"
Just then Logan walked into the kitchen. Scott's eyes widened behind his shades as he noticed for the first time the older man's well-toned chest, torso, and arm muscles. His eyes traveled over Logan's broad body and he ran his tongue over his lips as certain *ahem* thoughts raced through his head.
Onyx's jaw dropped when Scott walked over and slapped Logan's ass.
"WHOA!" Logan growled and jumped back. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"Did anyone ever tell you how sexy you are?" Scott purred, getting closer.
"Yeah, but they were all women and gay men. I don't know what's wrong with you, but you'd better cut it out before I-"
"Hurt me?" Scott asked and caressed his chest.
"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!" Logan yelled. "Didn't know you were gay, kid, but I'm straight. Now get away from me."
"But you're too irresistible." Scott grinned seductively.
Logan turned and fled the kitchen, his new admirer in hot pursuit. Onyx stared after them for a moment. Then she doubled over in hysterical laughter. Now this was Valentine's Day! She flapped her angel wings and flew out the door, looking for another unlucky soul.
"Ah-ha!" She saw Jean sitting in the library with Amara and Jubilee, all three of them studying for an upcoming history test.
Onyx reached back and grabbed another random arrow from her...um, arrow carrying thingy...and strung it on her bow. Aiming carefully this time, she let go. It hit Jean smack in the middle of the forehead and disappeared. The telepath sat up straight, startled by the sudden energy she sensed in the room.
"Huh? What was that?" Jean asked out loud.
"Would you shut up?" Jubilee snapped, raising her head to glare at the other girl.
"Yeah, we're trying to study," Amara added, also giving Jean a sharp look.
Jean looked at them in surprise. "But I felt-"
"Hey, if you don't want to study with us, then that's fine." Jubilee stood up and gathered her books. "Come on, Amara, let's go find Rahne."
"Right behind you."
The two left the library without another word to Jean. Onyx, feeling mischievous, had no time to feel sorry for the redhead as she flew out of the library to the rec room. She had to pause outside as Logan ran past with Scott right behind him. Then she flew in. Evan and Kurt were playing an unusually quiet game of chess. Onyx was fond of both of them, but she was Cupid and she had her duty. Sighing, she selected two more random arrows and fired both at the same time. One hit Kurt's tail and the other hit Evan's foot.
"Aaahhh, I think my foot's falling asleep," Evan said, stomping on it.
"Ya, my tail's feeling a little weird." Kurt swished his tail back and forth.
"So, your game? I gotta meet Rogue for training..." A dreamy look suddenly crossed his face as soon as he said her name.
Kurt noticed it. "Evan, are you okay?"
"Yeah...gotta go, man," he said in an equally dreamy voice and practically floated out of the room.
Kurt watched his friend leave, confused. Onyx landed on the floor and crossed her arms. She tapped her foot impatiently, wanting to know which arrow she'd shot Kurt with. Finally, just as she was considering shooting him with another arrow, Kitty ran into the room with hearts in her eyes.
"Like, Kurt! I was just thinking about you!"
"Kitty, are you okay?" he asked her when she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him close.
"I have to tell you something, Kurt...I love you!" And with that, she placed her hands on either side of his face and gave him a big smooch on the lips.
He was in shock for a few moments, but eventually melted to a happy blue puddle. And that was when Rahne came in with Jubilee and Amara, planning to study. When Rahne saw Kurt, her eyes widened.
"Kitty! Get away from him!" she screamed.
Kitty and Kurt jumped apart. The younger girl turned and glared at the newer recruit.
"Like, do you mind?" she asked, annoyed. "We're busy here."
Rahne stomped over and grabbed Kurt's arm possessively. "You already have Lance, you two-timing bimbo. Kurt's mine."
"He is, like, so not!" Kitty retorted, grabbing his other arm. "I saw him first!"
As she and Rahne started bickering, Onyx looked to the other two girls. She raised an eyebrow. Jubilee and Amara were just staring, instead of one of them joining in like Onyx expected. Kurt was obviously hit by a Red Arrow, which was designed to make three girls fall in love with him. If neither Jubilee nor Amara was affected, then there had to be another girl who thought of him first. But who?
~*~*~
Sam was playing a videogame in his room, minding his own business when Onyx flew in through the open door, arrow poised for the strike.
"Weeee!" she said happily as she shot it.
It hit him in the back of the head and disappeared. He simply brought a hand up to rub the spot, so focused was he on his videogame. Onyx landed on his bed and, crossing her legs, awaited the result. Kitty and Rahne had taken their fight outside, Kitty phasing to the ground and Rahne leaping from the balcony in her wolf form. Onyx, who wanted to watch the cat vs. dog fight but had to carry on her duty, went flying upstairs to search for another victim.
Now she sat with her arms folded over her chest, waiting for something to happen. Sam was still concentrating on the TV screen, his thumbs flying over the PS2 controller.
"Sam," Rogue called, coming into his room. "Come on, Evan and I are waiting for you. The three of us are supposed to train together today..." She faltered when Sam whirled around to glare at her venomously.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?"
Rogue's eyes widened and she took a step back. "Geez, sorry. I was just telling you-"
"OUT!" he yelled and threw down the controller to attack her.
"Sam!" Before she could dodge him, he tackled her into the hallway wall, cracking it. "Ow!"
"-Damn, cursed, creepy, annoying, bitchy goth!" he was shouting and proceeded to strangle her.
Onyx came out of the room and panicked. "Oh no, I'm in trouble!" She flew forward to knock Sam off Rogue, but forgot that she was basically a ghost and phased right through him. She went tumbling to the end of the corridor, her arrows spilling all over the place.
Evan, having heard the noise, entered the scene. When he saw Sam's hands wrapped around Rogue's throat, he exploded into a fit of porcupine fury.
"YOU BASTARD, GET AWAY FROM HER!" he roared and shot several spikes toward Sam.
Cannonball rolled away, the spikes missing him. He and Evan then engaged in battle...with Rogue right in the middle of it. Onyx was desperately trying to gather her arrows together when Sam landed right in front of her. Pissed, she picked up the next closest arrow and aimed it at him. But right before she let go, he flew toward Evan again, and it hit Rogue in the shoulder. She frowned and rolled her shoulder before getting up to stand between the two boys.
"All right, that's enough, both of you." She sent each boy sharp looks. Evan still glared at Sam, but he put away the spikes that protruded from his body. Sam, however, looked intent on murdering Rogue.
"Come on, Evan. Sam's not coming with us," Rogue said and dragged Evan away, turning to give Sam one more wary glance.
Onyx stood up, all her arrows back in her...um, arrow carrying thingy. Sam watched the pair leave with narrowed eyes. Then he went back to his room and slammed the door. Onyx winced, knowing that she'd made a mess of things. But did she learn her lesson? Noooo...she never did. She tested her wings and flew out a nearby window, feeling that she should bother other people for a while.
~*~*~
Onyx peeked through the window and grimaced when she saw Fred stuff a whole sandwich into his mouth. "Eww." She could phase through people, but not through pesky and complicated obstacles...like the front door. So she waited outside for someone to open it.
She sat on the doorstep, fiddling with another random arrow. How'd she make Sam so mean? He was one of the nicest guys at the institute and now he hated Rogue with a passion. Maybe she was losing her touch.
Just then, Wanda pushed the door open and marched down the front steps (and through Onyx) with Todd not far behind. So startled was Onyx that she shot the arrow straight up...which came back down right on top of Wanda's head. Scarlet Witch suddenly froze as she stared at Todd.
The boy grew uncomfortable under her strange gaze. "Um, sweetums?"
Neither of them -Todd and Onyx, that is- were ready for Wanda's mighty leap. She landed on top of him and started showering his face with kisses. Onyx looked on, shocked. Then a smile slowly spread across her face. Nope. She hadn't lost her touch.
~*~*~
A/N: And that was the first chapter. Like it? As usual, I didn't put in anyone's accents...my attempting that would just be a bother. And I didn't mean to make Sam so mean. He just came out that way as I started writing that part. Oh well. As you can see, I'm a very naughty Cupid. There are more victims of my arrows coming up in the next chapter. Oh, and here's a list of which people got hit by which arrow so far:
Scott - Pink; loves Logan.
Jean - Black; is hated by Jubilee, Amara, and ???
Evan - Maroon; loves Rogue.
Kurt - Red; is loved by Kitty, Rahne, and ???
Sam - Onyx; hates Rogue.
Rogue - ???
*For all the "???" you'll just have to find out in the next chapter, hehe. Please review! ^_^
A/N: This type of fanfic is classic, but I wanted to write my own since I can't think of any better ideas. This is my first time starring in an Evo fic, so I made myself invisible for reader and character approval purposes. Cupid's arrows are my property because in here I am Cupid, and Cupid doesn't like to share his (her, in my case) arrows because Cupid is a spoiled brat who wants all the arrows for herself so she can shoot innocent unsuspecting people with them for the freakin hell of it. But if you want, you can buy fake plastic Cupid's arrows at Wal-Mart for a few cents each since you insist on trying to imitate Cupid, though there is only one Cupid in this fanfic, and that Cupid is me! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
List of Cupid's (Me!) Arrows:
Pink Arrow - Makes victim gay (falls in love with first person of same gender they see or think of)
Maroon Arrow - Makes victim love (falls in love with first person of opposite gender who they see or think of)
Red Arrow - Makes victim loved (is loved by first three people of opposite gender who see or think of them)
Onyx Arrow - Makes victim hate (hates first person of either gender who they see or think of)
Black Arrow - Makes victim hated (is hated by first three people of either gender who see or think of them)
~*~*~
Onyx Eyes (Cupid!) grinned evilly as she aimed her arrow at Scott's rear. "The jerk always acts like there's a stick up his ass, why not actually shove one in?" She let it fly, but it was a little off and hit his right butt cheek. It was invisible and magic (oooooo...), so it disappeared in a small invisible cloud of smoke.
Scott jumped a little, feeling only a small tingle. "What was that?"
Just then Logan walked into the kitchen. Scott's eyes widened behind his shades as he noticed for the first time the older man's well-toned chest, torso, and arm muscles. His eyes traveled over Logan's broad body and he ran his tongue over his lips as certain *ahem* thoughts raced through his head.
Onyx's jaw dropped when Scott walked over and slapped Logan's ass.
"WHOA!" Logan growled and jumped back. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"Did anyone ever tell you how sexy you are?" Scott purred, getting closer.
"Yeah, but they were all women and gay men. I don't know what's wrong with you, but you'd better cut it out before I-"
"Hurt me?" Scott asked and caressed his chest.
"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!" Logan yelled. "Didn't know you were gay, kid, but I'm straight. Now get away from me."
"But you're too irresistible." Scott grinned seductively.
Logan turned and fled the kitchen, his new admirer in hot pursuit. Onyx stared after them for a moment. Then she doubled over in hysterical laughter. Now this was Valentine's Day! She flapped her angel wings and flew out the door, looking for another unlucky soul.
"Ah-ha!" She saw Jean sitting in the library with Amara and Jubilee, all three of them studying for an upcoming history test.
Onyx reached back and grabbed another random arrow from her...um, arrow carrying thingy...and strung it on her bow. Aiming carefully this time, she let go. It hit Jean smack in the middle of the forehead and disappeared. The telepath sat up straight, startled by the sudden energy she sensed in the room.
"Huh? What was that?" Jean asked out loud.
"Would you shut up?" Jubilee snapped, raising her head to glare at the other girl.
"Yeah, we're trying to study," Amara added, also giving Jean a sharp look.
Jean looked at them in surprise. "But I felt-"
"Hey, if you don't want to study with us, then that's fine." Jubilee stood up and gathered her books. "Come on, Amara, let's go find Rahne."
"Right behind you."
The two left the library without another word to Jean. Onyx, feeling mischievous, had no time to feel sorry for the redhead as she flew out of the library to the rec room. She had to pause outside as Logan ran past with Scott right behind him. Then she flew in. Evan and Kurt were playing an unusually quiet game of chess. Onyx was fond of both of them, but she was Cupid and she had her duty. Sighing, she selected two more random arrows and fired both at the same time. One hit Kurt's tail and the other hit Evan's foot.
"Aaahhh, I think my foot's falling asleep," Evan said, stomping on it.
"Ya, my tail's feeling a little weird." Kurt swished his tail back and forth.
"So, your game? I gotta meet Rogue for training..." A dreamy look suddenly crossed his face as soon as he said her name.
Kurt noticed it. "Evan, are you okay?"
"Yeah...gotta go, man," he said in an equally dreamy voice and practically floated out of the room.
Kurt watched his friend leave, confused. Onyx landed on the floor and crossed her arms. She tapped her foot impatiently, wanting to know which arrow she'd shot Kurt with. Finally, just as she was considering shooting him with another arrow, Kitty ran into the room with hearts in her eyes.
"Like, Kurt! I was just thinking about you!"
"Kitty, are you okay?" he asked her when she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him close.
"I have to tell you something, Kurt...I love you!" And with that, she placed her hands on either side of his face and gave him a big smooch on the lips.
He was in shock for a few moments, but eventually melted to a happy blue puddle. And that was when Rahne came in with Jubilee and Amara, planning to study. When Rahne saw Kurt, her eyes widened.
"Kitty! Get away from him!" she screamed.
Kitty and Kurt jumped apart. The younger girl turned and glared at the newer recruit.
"Like, do you mind?" she asked, annoyed. "We're busy here."
Rahne stomped over and grabbed Kurt's arm possessively. "You already have Lance, you two-timing bimbo. Kurt's mine."
"He is, like, so not!" Kitty retorted, grabbing his other arm. "I saw him first!"
As she and Rahne started bickering, Onyx looked to the other two girls. She raised an eyebrow. Jubilee and Amara were just staring, instead of one of them joining in like Onyx expected. Kurt was obviously hit by a Red Arrow, which was designed to make three girls fall in love with him. If neither Jubilee nor Amara was affected, then there had to be another girl who thought of him first. But who?
~*~*~
Sam was playing a videogame in his room, minding his own business when Onyx flew in through the open door, arrow poised for the strike.
"Weeee!" she said happily as she shot it.
It hit him in the back of the head and disappeared. He simply brought a hand up to rub the spot, so focused was he on his videogame. Onyx landed on his bed and, crossing her legs, awaited the result. Kitty and Rahne had taken their fight outside, Kitty phasing to the ground and Rahne leaping from the balcony in her wolf form. Onyx, who wanted to watch the cat vs. dog fight but had to carry on her duty, went flying upstairs to search for another victim.
Now she sat with her arms folded over her chest, waiting for something to happen. Sam was still concentrating on the TV screen, his thumbs flying over the PS2 controller.
"Sam," Rogue called, coming into his room. "Come on, Evan and I are waiting for you. The three of us are supposed to train together today..." She faltered when Sam whirled around to glare at her venomously.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?"
Rogue's eyes widened and she took a step back. "Geez, sorry. I was just telling you-"
"OUT!" he yelled and threw down the controller to attack her.
"Sam!" Before she could dodge him, he tackled her into the hallway wall, cracking it. "Ow!"
"-Damn, cursed, creepy, annoying, bitchy goth!" he was shouting and proceeded to strangle her.
Onyx came out of the room and panicked. "Oh no, I'm in trouble!" She flew forward to knock Sam off Rogue, but forgot that she was basically a ghost and phased right through him. She went tumbling to the end of the corridor, her arrows spilling all over the place.
Evan, having heard the noise, entered the scene. When he saw Sam's hands wrapped around Rogue's throat, he exploded into a fit of porcupine fury.
"YOU BASTARD, GET AWAY FROM HER!" he roared and shot several spikes toward Sam.
Cannonball rolled away, the spikes missing him. He and Evan then engaged in battle...with Rogue right in the middle of it. Onyx was desperately trying to gather her arrows together when Sam landed right in front of her. Pissed, she picked up the next closest arrow and aimed it at him. But right before she let go, he flew toward Evan again, and it hit Rogue in the shoulder. She frowned and rolled her shoulder before getting up to stand between the two boys.
"All right, that's enough, both of you." She sent each boy sharp looks. Evan still glared at Sam, but he put away the spikes that protruded from his body. Sam, however, looked intent on murdering Rogue.
"Come on, Evan. Sam's not coming with us," Rogue said and dragged Evan away, turning to give Sam one more wary glance.
Onyx stood up, all her arrows back in her...um, arrow carrying thingy. Sam watched the pair leave with narrowed eyes. Then he went back to his room and slammed the door. Onyx winced, knowing that she'd made a mess of things. But did she learn her lesson? Noooo...she never did. She tested her wings and flew out a nearby window, feeling that she should bother other people for a while.
~*~*~
Onyx peeked through the window and grimaced when she saw Fred stuff a whole sandwich into his mouth. "Eww." She could phase through people, but not through pesky and complicated obstacles...like the front door. So she waited outside for someone to open it.
She sat on the doorstep, fiddling with another random arrow. How'd she make Sam so mean? He was one of the nicest guys at the institute and now he hated Rogue with a passion. Maybe she was losing her touch.
Just then, Wanda pushed the door open and marched down the front steps (and through Onyx) with Todd not far behind. So startled was Onyx that she shot the arrow straight up...which came back down right on top of Wanda's head. Scarlet Witch suddenly froze as she stared at Todd.
The boy grew uncomfortable under her strange gaze. "Um, sweetums?"
Neither of them -Todd and Onyx, that is- were ready for Wanda's mighty leap. She landed on top of him and started showering his face with kisses. Onyx looked on, shocked. Then a smile slowly spread across her face. Nope. She hadn't lost her touch.
~*~*~
A/N: And that was the first chapter. Like it? As usual, I didn't put in anyone's accents...my attempting that would just be a bother. And I didn't mean to make Sam so mean. He just came out that way as I started writing that part. Oh well. As you can see, I'm a very naughty Cupid. There are more victims of my arrows coming up in the next chapter. Oh, and here's a list of which people got hit by which arrow so far:
Scott - Pink; loves Logan.
Jean - Black; is hated by Jubilee, Amara, and ???
Evan - Maroon; loves Rogue.
Kurt - Red; is loved by Kitty, Rahne, and ???
Sam - Onyx; hates Rogue.
Rogue - ???
*For all the "???" you'll just have to find out in the next chapter, hehe. Please review! ^_^