Disclaimer: I wished I owned Inuyasha so I could be filthy rich…but that's not gonna happen anytime soon.
Quit Fighting!
"Ow!!! Wha the hell waf fhaf for?" Inuyasha screamed, globs of dirt and dust flying from his mouth.
"Hmph! I told you not to go through my backpack! Why can't you get it through that thick skull of yours! DON'T go thorough my stuff!!"
Kagome was fuming. Her face flashed red with anger, clenched fists tense by her side and a huge frown plastered on her face as she stood over Inuyasha who was struggling to get up.
She stomped her foot on his head, making him crash down back into the hole that she created with the sit command. "I'll say this one more time…DO NOT ever go through my stuff again!!"
His head popped up and once again he spit out the dirt. "I wouldn't if you made me that ramen like I asked!"
"Ha! You didn't ask! You threw it at me and yelled 'Cook wench!'" Her left eye twitched dangerously.
Inuyasha flinched for a split second. Only for a split second though, since he never wanted to admit to any living soul that he was terrified of her when she appeared this angry. He stood up confidently, despite the wobbling in his legs. Good thing he has baggy pants.
Meanwhile, Sango and Miroku were sitting on a nearby rock, obviously entertained by the show and munched noisily on the potato chips Kagome brought back from her world. Shippo long ago gave up chasing a butterfly when the fight started. Watching them fight was always more interesting than running and jumping for an insect that would never come down. Right, like it would come down so some little demon would catch it with his nubby hands. I don't think so.
"Do you think we should stop them?" Shippo, who was now perched on Miroku's shoulder, concerned about the two going at it. He was surprised there wasn't a down right war happening.
Sango gave a side glare at Shippo. "Nah, they are getting to the good part."
"But--!"
Miroku covered his mouth. "SHHH!!! You'll miss the good part!"
Inuyasha, aware that his legs may buckle in any given moment, stood up taller, towering over her trying to intimidate the poor girl.
Didn't work.
"Oh what? Now you're trying to scare me? You think that's the way I'm gonna cook for you?! You think 'Oh! Little Kagome will do anything for me! She will do everything I say! You know why? Cuz I'm Inuyasha and I am better than everyone!'" She danced around with mocking, big watery eyes and tilted her head in a singsong voice. "Well forget it! Make it yourself!" she screamed, once again in her raging voice.
"Guys don't cook! That's why you're around! To find shards and cook! Why don't you do that you idiot instead of wasting time with your petty little brain thinking you know everything that is going on in my head!" He screamed defensively. 'Hmph! No stinkin human will ever know anything about me! She doesn't know me!'
"Who are you calling idiot?! I bet that you don't even know how to make it!! Why don't you make your precious Kikyo do that? And while you're at it, have her look for shards cuz I sure am tired of doing it for you! Damn you piss me off!!" She was stomping off towards the well.
He was drawn back. "Me??!! You're the one who keeps leaving the hunt for jewel shards unfinished! If you didn't leave so much for those test thingies and study your dumb spell books, maybe we can accomplish something for a change! Then the jewel would be complete, Naraku would be dead, and I would be a great, full fledged demon!! Then I would have to see you anymore!!"
Oh boy did that strike a nerve. "Well if you--"
Inuyasha cut her off. "But we ALWAYS have to wait for your slow sorry ass to get back, bitch!!!"
Kagome's eyes shut tight and her body radiated with raw anger. Her teeth clenched so tight she thought she would break them. She was shaking all over. Murder was sounding like a really good virtue right now.
Inuyasha smirked, thinking he had the upper hand in the fight.
Wrong again dog boy.
"SIT!!!" She shrieked at the top of her lungs. "Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome growled. She turned around to stomp back to the well.
Miroku, Sango and Shippo all sighed disappointedly.
"It's over already?" Miroku questioned, looking toward Sango.
She put her head down. "I wanted more."
Suddenly the wind picked up.
"Well you guys won't be disappointed. Here comes Kouga," Shippo pointed towards the speeding tornado.
The three of them all smiled together and pulled out another bag of chips, repositioning themselves. Unfortunately, Miroku's hand wandered a little further than it should, rewarding him with a throbbing handprint on his cheek.
They sat back, relaxed, and enjoyed the show.
****Well….that took longer than expected. So what did you think? I'm kinda new at this stuff. This is my first fanfic. Anything I should improve? Constructive criticism is accepted…just NO FLAMING! I will come hunt you down and fling a spit ball at you with my trusty sling shot! What am I? 5? Oh well…it was an empty threat anyway. Be young while you can. I have plans for this fic…but I hope I get some reviews…REVIEW!! I BEG YOU!!! *Ahem* cough cough…
Quit Fighting!
"Ow!!! Wha the hell waf fhaf for?" Inuyasha screamed, globs of dirt and dust flying from his mouth.
"Hmph! I told you not to go through my backpack! Why can't you get it through that thick skull of yours! DON'T go thorough my stuff!!"
Kagome was fuming. Her face flashed red with anger, clenched fists tense by her side and a huge frown plastered on her face as she stood over Inuyasha who was struggling to get up.
She stomped her foot on his head, making him crash down back into the hole that she created with the sit command. "I'll say this one more time…DO NOT ever go through my stuff again!!"
His head popped up and once again he spit out the dirt. "I wouldn't if you made me that ramen like I asked!"
"Ha! You didn't ask! You threw it at me and yelled 'Cook wench!'" Her left eye twitched dangerously.
Inuyasha flinched for a split second. Only for a split second though, since he never wanted to admit to any living soul that he was terrified of her when she appeared this angry. He stood up confidently, despite the wobbling in his legs. Good thing he has baggy pants.
Meanwhile, Sango and Miroku were sitting on a nearby rock, obviously entertained by the show and munched noisily on the potato chips Kagome brought back from her world. Shippo long ago gave up chasing a butterfly when the fight started. Watching them fight was always more interesting than running and jumping for an insect that would never come down. Right, like it would come down so some little demon would catch it with his nubby hands. I don't think so.
"Do you think we should stop them?" Shippo, who was now perched on Miroku's shoulder, concerned about the two going at it. He was surprised there wasn't a down right war happening.
Sango gave a side glare at Shippo. "Nah, they are getting to the good part."
"But--!"
Miroku covered his mouth. "SHHH!!! You'll miss the good part!"
Inuyasha, aware that his legs may buckle in any given moment, stood up taller, towering over her trying to intimidate the poor girl.
Didn't work.
"Oh what? Now you're trying to scare me? You think that's the way I'm gonna cook for you?! You think 'Oh! Little Kagome will do anything for me! She will do everything I say! You know why? Cuz I'm Inuyasha and I am better than everyone!'" She danced around with mocking, big watery eyes and tilted her head in a singsong voice. "Well forget it! Make it yourself!" she screamed, once again in her raging voice.
"Guys don't cook! That's why you're around! To find shards and cook! Why don't you do that you idiot instead of wasting time with your petty little brain thinking you know everything that is going on in my head!" He screamed defensively. 'Hmph! No stinkin human will ever know anything about me! She doesn't know me!'
"Who are you calling idiot?! I bet that you don't even know how to make it!! Why don't you make your precious Kikyo do that? And while you're at it, have her look for shards cuz I sure am tired of doing it for you! Damn you piss me off!!" She was stomping off towards the well.
He was drawn back. "Me??!! You're the one who keeps leaving the hunt for jewel shards unfinished! If you didn't leave so much for those test thingies and study your dumb spell books, maybe we can accomplish something for a change! Then the jewel would be complete, Naraku would be dead, and I would be a great, full fledged demon!! Then I would have to see you anymore!!"
Oh boy did that strike a nerve. "Well if you--"
Inuyasha cut her off. "But we ALWAYS have to wait for your slow sorry ass to get back, bitch!!!"
Kagome's eyes shut tight and her body radiated with raw anger. Her teeth clenched so tight she thought she would break them. She was shaking all over. Murder was sounding like a really good virtue right now.
Inuyasha smirked, thinking he had the upper hand in the fight.
Wrong again dog boy.
"SIT!!!" She shrieked at the top of her lungs. "Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome growled. She turned around to stomp back to the well.
Miroku, Sango and Shippo all sighed disappointedly.
"It's over already?" Miroku questioned, looking toward Sango.
She put her head down. "I wanted more."
Suddenly the wind picked up.
"Well you guys won't be disappointed. Here comes Kouga," Shippo pointed towards the speeding tornado.
The three of them all smiled together and pulled out another bag of chips, repositioning themselves. Unfortunately, Miroku's hand wandered a little further than it should, rewarding him with a throbbing handprint on his cheek.
They sat back, relaxed, and enjoyed the show.
****Well….that took longer than expected. So what did you think? I'm kinda new at this stuff. This is my first fanfic. Anything I should improve? Constructive criticism is accepted…just NO FLAMING! I will come hunt you down and fling a spit ball at you with my trusty sling shot! What am I? 5? Oh well…it was an empty threat anyway. Be young while you can. I have plans for this fic…but I hope I get some reviews…REVIEW!! I BEG YOU!!! *Ahem* cough cough…