Hey guys! I'm back! Did ya miss me? Well…thanks for reading my story…and reviewing! Yall are wonderful! *tear* But I'm sure that you didn't come back for the babble and came for the story…well then…here we go!

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Quit Fighting!

A whirl of wind blew some uprooted shrubs and hit Inuyasha's head. "Ow!" he cried. Then realization smacked him in the face. 'Oh shit.'

Kouga appeared before them, his arms crossed at his chest, looking very smug. Inuyasha started to growl.

"Kagome, get back," Inuyasha said, his voice very raspy. He didn't dare look away from Kouga's challenging eyes.

"What? You can't tell me what to do!"

"Agh!" Inuyasha was getting inpatient. "Just get back wench!" He snapped his neck in her direction to see her stick her tongue out at him.

"Tsk tsk tsk," Kouga shook his head. "Is that the way you always speak to beautiful ladies? No wonder you're with a dead chick. Can't even get the real thing. Pity."

'See…a stupid air headed mongrel like Kouga gets it…why doesn't Inuyasha?' Kagome thought. 'Damn Kikyo.'

Inuyasha directed his attention back at the wolf demon. 'Damn he gets on my nerves.' "And what the hell do you want? Go crawl back in the grave where you belong! You rank horribly!!"

The wolf started chuckling. Then it grew to laughter. He looked back at Inuyasha smirking, and faked hurt. "Oh! How can you say that to me? After all that we have been through! I can't believe--"

"Alright already! Cut it with the wise cracks you smart ass!"

He simply ignored the dog and went straight to Kagome. She shifted her gaze to the sky uncomfortably and suddenly saw something very interesting about her plain, dull brown shoes. He held her hands in his tight grasp, and Kagome refused to look him strait in the eyes. Maybe he has the same effect of Medusa.

Miroku, Sango and Shippo were still munching on the potato chips, watching contently. Myoga and Kiara showed up in the middle of the verbal fight that was between Inuyasha and Kouga. "What did I miss?"

Shippo caught him up with the events, never tearing his gaze from the three of them. Yup…things were getting pretty interesting.

"Why do you stay with this bad excuse for a demon? How can you stand it? Come back with me." Kouga pronounced his love to Kagome once again, and she stared back with wide eyes, surprised she hadn't turned into stone yet.

'Maybe it's a long term effect…'

There went the growl again.

'What? Why does he ALWAYS do this? Doesn't this guy get the hint?' Kagome thought as she looked at the wolf, then at Inuyasha. "Well are ya gonna stand there or do something about him?"

He glared back at her. "Feh. What the hell should I care? Go back with him. You only slow me down!"

She flinched.

There it was again…the terrifying feeling that Kagome gave him. He started to back away from the steam blowing out of her ears and her piercing gaze. He could feel a hole being seared in his forehead from her eyes. 'Uh-oh.'

Then, she quickly returned to normal and put on the cutest smile that she could master. "Okay Kouga…I'll go back with you." 'Eat dirt you twit!'

"WHAT?????" Inuyasha jumped in between them and shoved the wolf out of the way. "You can't be serious," he yelled at her. When she crossed her arms and put on a frown, he said, "Why? You can't do this to me!"

"Now hold on one damn minute, Inuyasha!" She pointed a finger to his chest. "You just said to go with him cuz I slow you down! Make up your mind!"

Kouga shoved Kagome out of the way and sized up to Inuyasha. "Step away dog turd, or you're gonna pay."

Kagome had a fresh wave of anger overcome her. Who does he think he is? He just can't shove her away like that! He said that he wanted to be with her. She would really never go with him to his pack, just wanted to make Inuyasha somewhat jealous. But still! 'Ooo you better beat his ass Inuyasha!'

The audience grew. There were two humans, a fox demon, a cat demon, a flea, some various birds sitting on top of Shippo's head, a little gofer on his hind legs, and some rabbits. They needed more munchies though, so they sent Kiara and Myoga to get some more. Good thing Kagome was occupied with the childish demons. Miroku and Sango would hate to see her get mad at them.

When Kiara came back with some popcorn, another handprint made itself at home on the monk's cheek. Familiar territory.

Inuyasha smirked at his opponent. "You're gonna wish that you never said that." Then he pulled back his arm and fist, and punched…

That didn't work.

Kouga was already in the air and circling behind him. Inuyasha barely missed the powerful roundhouse kick that Kouga gave him.

'Oh boy,' Kagome sighed. 'This will be fun. Yippee…' "GUYS!!! STOP IT!!!"

Both were distracted and the dog's fist hit the wolf's cheek and the wolf's knee hit the dog's ribcage. Their eyes were wide in curiosity in what Kagome said, then they turned back to each other calling each other vulgar names.

"You fucking started it!"

"You don't know when to quit interfering dog breath!"

"Damn right I should interfere! She's not your woman!!"

"Oh and I suppose she's yours??"

"Yes….NO!!! I…you impudent swine!"

"Albino runt!!!"

A dark shadow appeared nearby…the clouds mended together making the sky go black. In the distant you could hear thunder.

"Ah man!" Miroku exclaimed and threw popcorn at the scene before him. "And I thought that it was just getting good. Now I bet some demon is gonna show up."

Ah, the advantage of being a monk. Their intuition is right on the money.

Sango stood up, her boomerang in hand, ready to fight. "You ready Inuyasha?" she called out. No answer. She looked up. "INUYASHA!!"

"WHAT NOW??"

"Demon! Up ahead."

Inuyasha immediately ran with the transformed tetsuaiga catching up to the ugly, hairy, spider demon. Kouga followed close at his heels.

"What do you think you're doing??" Inuyasha screamed at Kouga.

"I'm going to kill the demon and win Kagome!"

"Over my dead body!!"

"Is that a challenge?"

"You bet your ass it is! Don't touch her!!!"

As the two dimwits started to fight AGAIN, the demon grabbed Kagome.

*****Okay…done. Kinda stuck in a rut though. I mean I know what I will be planning, I guess it's the name calling I cant think of. Oh well. Enjoy? Review!!!!