Note: Thank you for all the reviews!! I'm so happy that you like my little ficcie. Here is chapter 2, enjoy and laugh!!
Summary: Harry's final year. He somehow had succeeded in killing Voldemort in his sixth year with the help of his Potions Professor, Sirius alive and free, Draco changed sides, so Dumbledore decides to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts, because he thinks that everyone is too angsty and sour. The winner of the contest will receive their truest heart desire.... All teachers and students have to take part in the contest. It's a must.
But of course, the manipulative old coot has another reason to start the Karaoke contest.
The reason??
Two certain, stubborn fools who don't want to admit that they are in love and he wants to make sure they both end up with eachother.
Let the singing begin!!! ^_~
Warning: Slash, OOC (Snape), no real plot, and note: This is not a copy of 'Voices of Wizards'.
Pairing: The mighty pairing SS/HP, SB/RL, RW/HG, and much more
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, a tradegy....
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-CHAPTER 2-
Last time:
"So, and the next one is...... The one and only greasy git, Severus Snape!"
'What?!'
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'Who are you calling greasy?!' His mind screamed.
Hehe, it's your turn
'Already????!!! Okay, Severus old boy, be calm and look cool. You can do it!! You're a Slytherin!!! Go!!!'
Severus Snape stood up and stalked towards the stage, robes billowing out behind him.
He was the picture of coolness and proudness, a real Slytherin.
Not.
In fact, he looked like an overgrown bat, but nobody sane ever dared to say that in his face.
The man had a bad temper and a even more terrible glare and if you want more information ask Neville Longbottom, publisher of the book series:
How to recognize the different Snape glares
He will gladly help you.
'Okay, rock them! Shock them!!! You can do it!!' Screamed Severus' mind.
He waved his wand, 10 ½ inches pine and dragon heartstring, good for charms, particulary undressing charms *cough*, and the music started.
"Ooh, ooh
No sleep
No sleep until I´m done with finding the answer
Won´t stop
Won´t stop before I find the potion for this magical cancer
Sometimes
I feel like I´m going down and so disconnected
Somehow
I know that I´m haunted to be wanted"
An image of Severus, standing in his potion lab, dark circles under his eyes and a green potion bubbling in a cauldron before him
"I´ve been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows
For my time
I´ve been searching
I´ve been living
For tomorrows
All my dark life"
Severus in his Death Eater robes, kneeling on the dungeon floor, shaking badly, but you can see determination in his eyes
"Ooh, ooh
In the shadows
Ooh, ooh
In the shadows"
Severus lurking in the shadows, his black robes hiding him.
"They say
That I must learn to kill before I can feel safe
But I
I´d rather kill myself
Than turn into his loyal slave"
Severus with his wand drawn, blood running down his face, but he is glaring at a certain dark lord.
"Sometimes
I feel like I should go and play with the lightning
Somehow
I just don't want to stay and wait for the cursing"
An image of two pair of eyes appeared, one pair has emerald green eyes, the other pair has blood red eyes.
"I´ve been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows
For my time
I´ve been searching
I´ve been living
For tomorrows
All my miserable life"
Severus in his room, clutching his left arm in pain.
"I´ve been
Walking
Walking in circles
Watching
Waiting for something
Feel me
Touch me
Heal me
Come take me higher"
Severus pacing in the hospital wing, he is looking at someone with black hair.
"I´ve been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows
For my time
I´ve been searching
I´ve been living
For tomorrows
All my bitter life"
Severus leafing trough a huge potions book, eyes narrowed, biting his lips
"I've been watching
I've been waiting
I've been searching
I've been living
For tomorrows"
Severus sitting with his back to a tree, watching at his students, particulary three students with Gryffindor badges on their robes.
"Ooh, ooh
In the shadows
Ooh, ooh
In the shadows "
Severus walking down the stairs to the dungeons, he dissappeares in the shadows.
"I've been waiting..."
Severus stared at the audience. Nobody moved, nobody blinked, they just watched with open mouths.
"Really, the goldfish imitations are old. I don't need to see all of your not brushed teeth." Said Severus, frowning.
Still nothing.
'Hn....'
But then, you could hear clapping.
Everyone turned around and saw Harry Potter, clapping.
Severus raised his eyebrows.
'My, my Mr.Potter, you're clapping for me?? Want to get a better potions mark?? We will see about that...'
That sent his faithful Slytherin students out of their stupor and they began to shout and whistle.
"Professor Snape!!!!! Professor Snape!!!!!"
Slowly, the rest began to clap.
"Bloody hell, I didn't think that Snape could sing so well!" Breathed Ron, still very impressed and slightly shocked, that his greasy professor could sing.
"Yeah, that was amazing. Even the lyrics fitted, I liked it very much." Agreed Hermione, deep in thought.
'Who could have been the person with the black hair in the image? Snape obviously cared about the person very much, I do wonder....is he...?' Thought Hermione, stroking her chin
She glanced at Harry, but he, of course being Harry, was oblivious.
'Could it have been....???'
"Hey, Mione hadn't that been 'In the Shadows' from the Rasmus?" Asked Harry, eyes shining.
"Yes, you know them, Harry? Did the Dursleys let you hear music?" She responded, curious.
"No, not really but I heard that song in the radio and the announcer said who the perfomers were..." Harry trailed off, eyes following the black-clothed professor.
'He is practically devouring him with his eyes... And I noticed how Professor Snape eyed Harry during the song... oh, the possibilities... ' Grinned Hermione, a plan forming in her mind.
'Operation Matchmaker begins!' Declared Hermione's mind.
"Hey, pay attention, Lee is going to say who the next singer will be!" Said Ron, elbowing Harry.
"Okay, uh thank you for that song, Professor Snape.... Next performer is..... is Professor Albus Dumbledore..... Hey, that's great!!!"
The whole students screamed themselves hoarse.
Albus climbed up the stairs and turned around, beaming.
"Thank you!!! My song is: Always look on the bright side of life!"
"From Monthy Phyton?!" Gasped Hermione and Harry together, both knowing the famous muggle comedy group.
'Albus, you're nuts.' Thought Severus.
I rather like that song Commented the voice.
'I didn't ask you!' Shot Severus back.
Meanie!
"Mounty Potion?" Asked Ron, perplexed.
Albus cleared his troath and waved his wand, grinning cheerfully.
"Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life."
A beaming Dumbledore in his office, offering Lemon Drops.
"If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life,"
Albus in bright pink robes with glittering gold stars on it, whistling while a certain potions professor stands behind him, glaring , with bright pink hair with yellow polka dots.
"For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath."
A grinning Albus, chewing on a Lemon drop and lazily waving his wand around, hexing Deatheaters, while various teachers are running around, trying to stun Deatheaters.
"Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you."
Albus in lila robes, with dancing lemon drops, flowers and faires on it and curlers in his hair, smiling, while shocked students are gaping at him
"And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!"
After a long silence...
Snickering
Giggling
Muffled laughter
Then...
Full, loud laughter.
"Thank you, thank you!" Shouted Dumbledore, waving and stepped from the stage, skipping 'SKIPPING!' to his seat.
Severus was sitting in his chair, face flaming, he was seething.
'Albus, you bastard!! Just had to humiliate me in front of my students!!! That's it, you're a dead man!!!!'
The worst thing was, that the canine duo was laughing so hard, they had tears in their eyes.
'This is so uncool!' Moaned Snape's mind.
He felt in the gazes in his back, but didn't dare to turn around.
"Did you see that?! Snape with pink hair! Pink! I thought I was going to die!" Snickered Ron.
"R-r-ron...!" Hermione tried to scold him, but even she was laughing so hard she couldn't speak.
"Yeah, the but the bright yellow polka dolts gave me the rest!" Gasped Seamus, from the ground, where he had fallen during Dumbledores performance.
Harry tried to surpress his laughter, but he simply couldn't and he broke down in hysterical laughter.
"Hahahahahaha!!! That was too much!!"
Even the Slytherins were laughing.
'Should I use Avada Kedavra, or Cruciatus Curse?? Hmm, Avada or Crucio, Avada or Crucio, Avada or Crucio, hey, why won't I use both??? Enjoy your last minutes Albus!!!!!' Cackled Snape, eyes glittering wildly.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Severus continued to laugh, but after a while he noticed that everyone around him was silent.
He stopped and looked around, everyone was staring weirdly at him.
'I laughed out loud???? Oh fuck!' Cursed Severus.
"Uh, yes, after Professor Snape finally had lost it, we will continue. Kay?" Said Lee.
Severus could hear his students muttering.
"Snape must have breathed in too much potion fume...." "No, maybe he had that madness deep bottled inside him and that incident broke that seal...." "I always knew that Snape hadn't all his marbles...." "Had somebody hexed him??" "A mental breakdown, next time he will be shipped off to St.Mungos Mental Disturbed Section...."
'I'm not...'
"Okay and the next one is..... Colin Creevey!"
Colin stood up and hurried to the stage. His brother, Dennis, had the camera already in his hands.
"Okay, this song id dedicated to my personal hero, Harry Potter!"
Everyone looked at Harry, who was blushing.
"The song is called Hero, it's from Mariah Carey! Here I go!"
"There's a hero
If you look inside his heart
You don't have to be afraid
Of what you are
There's an answer
If you reach into your soul
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away "
Harry in his Gryffindor robes, he is sitting on his Firebolt, smiling encouragely at Colin.
"And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look at him and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies deep buried in him
Colin staring determindly ahead, wand clutched in his fingers.
"It's a long road
When you face the world alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold
You can find love
If you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear "
Harry with his wand out, standing in front of frightened first years, glaring at Deatheaters, behind him Colin.
"And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look at him and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies deep buried in him"
Harry smiling sadly at his fellow Gryffindors, reassuring them.
"Lord knows
Expectations are hard to follow
But don't let anyone
Tear them away
Hold on
There will be tomorrow
In time
You'll find the way"
Harry in front of Voldemort, his robes tattered, his side bleeding, but the will to survive is written on his face.
"And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look at him and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies deep buried in him"
The word 'hero' appears behind Colin.
"Yeah!!! You rule Colin!" Screamed Dennis, waving madly, hopping up and down.
"Oi, Harry so popular! I'm so jealous!" Ron nudged Harry. Harry swatted his arm away, his face crimson.
"Oh, shut up Ron, can't you see that Harry is embarassed?" Chuckled Hermione.
"Of course I can see that!!! But it's so funny, Harry you have a really loyal admirer!!"
"RON!" Shouted Harry.
The freckled boy just grinned, avoiding Harry's elbow.
"Oh, that was really a good song to describe our favourite hero, Harry Potter! We will have a break for 30 minutes, please vote what song you want to hear, refreshments and snacks are on the side table. What song do you want?"
The whole Gryffindor house looked up at the same time and shouted:
"It's my life from Bon Jovi!!!"
'Those lyrics do fit him.... That little rule-breaker...Maybe I should punish him?' Thought Severus and licked his lips.
"Okay, It's my life by Bon Jovi. Does anyone disagree?"
Silence.
"Okay, here we go!"
//This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud//
Severus glanced at Harry, who was dancing with Parvati Patil, all seventh year Gryffindors were smirking.
//It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life//
'I like those lyrics....' Thought Severus nonchalantly, picking dirt from his fingernails.
//This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your own breaks //
All the Gryffindor linked arms with the Hufflepuffs.
//It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life //
The Gryffindors, the Hufflepuffs and the Ravenclaws had their arms in the air and were jumping up and down.
//Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down//
Now the Slytherins were standing
//It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive//
All houses were dancing.
//It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life!//
'Those Gryffindors.....' Smirked Severus, running a hand trough his hair.
"Second song?" Asked Lee.
The Hufflepuffs smiled in a very creepy way.
"Control by Puddle of Mudd!"
'Oh! Hufflepuffs and that song? Miracles do exist... I underestimated them...'
//I love the way you look at me
I feel the pain you place inside
you lock me up inside your dirty cage
well I'm alone inside my mind
I'd like to teach you all the rules
I'd get to see them set in stone
I like it when you chain me to the bed
but then your secrets never shone
I need to feel you
You need to feel me
I can't control you
You're not the one for me, no
I can't control you
You can't control me
I need to feel you
so why's there even you and me?
I love the way you rake my skin
I feel the hate you place inside
I need to get your voice out of my head
Cause I'm that guy you'll never find
I think you know all of the rules
there's no expressions on your face
I'm hope that some day you will let me go
Release me from my dirty cage
I need to feel you
You need to feel me
I can't control you
You're not the one for me, no
I can't control you
You can't control me
I need to feel you
So why's there even you and me?
I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my ass
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you
I need to feel you
You need to feel me
I can't control you
You're not the one for me, no
I can't control you
You can't control me
I need to feel you
So why's there even you and me.....
You're not the one for me, no//
Severus was shocked, as was the rest.
Those songs followed: P.I.M.P (50 Cent), Get busy (Sean Paul), Snake (R.Kelly),Cleaning out the closet (Eminem), Hotel California (Eagles) [requested from Dumbledore], I can (Nas)
After the songs...
"So, the next performer will be.... The only man who was able to break out of Azkaban, the one and only Sirius Black!!! Godfather of Harry, sexy falsely accused escaped convict!!"
'Hah, that mutt and sexy?!'
TBC...
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