Hola! Here I am again…LONG time no see. I've been really busy. Summer…yea!!! But school is around the corner and I have to go back…sad. Oh well. Writing is therapeutic for me anyway. Here's the next chapter! (btw…this has some S/K fluff if you guys are interested…) REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu…damn
Quit Fighting! Ch. 4
It was dusk two days after the incident. The sun was almost in its resting place below the hills. Things were peaceful. The only noise around for 100 miles was a babbling brook. Of course, this wasn't where the gang was. They are never peaceful or quiet. Nevertheless, they were setting up camp for the night. And guess what? Inuyasha and Kagome were STILL fighting…only this was the non-direct assault. Shippo was the middleman, usually used as the communicator. By that time, Miroku was sick of hearing Shippo repeat everything Inuyasha and Kagome said to each other.
"Oh yeah? Well tell Inuyasha that he has to get manners in order to EARN his dinner!"
"Kagome said that you have to get manners in order to earn your dinner."
"Hmph. Tell that wench that I can make my own ramen without her."
"Inuyasha said that he can make his own ramen without you. Though by the looks of it, he doesn't even seem capable of boiling water."
"You're gonna pay!" and Inuyasha chased the poor kitsune around camp.
"STOP IT INUYASHA!!!!!! SIT!!!!"
THUNK!
"OW!! WHAF WAF FHAT FOR??"
"Don't chase him!!"
"You can't fucking tell me what to do bitch!"
"SIT!!!!!!"
"ENOUGH!!!!" Miroku shouted with his hands on his ears and doubled over. "Just SHUT UP already!! Jeez can't you two get along??"
Inuyasha stood up and crossed his arms over his chest while Kagome kept her distance and hmphed.
"It means they love each other!" Shippo brightly exclaimed. Kagome and Inuyasha shot him death glares and the fox ran behind the demon exterminator's skirt, to safety.
"Miroku's right," Sango pointed at them. "You guys NEED to make up!"
Miroku stepped up to the two. "Solve this problem some way! You two HAVE to get along if we're going to hunt for jewel shards."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha and turned away. "I would gladly solve this problem. I'm going home." And she stomped off.
"See! Wha'd I tell ya! She always leaves for her world to study dumb spells and leaves the hunt for shards unfinished."
"For your information, I'm not gonna leave for the 'dumb spells'. I'm leaving to GET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!" she screamed, and pointed her finger at the demon with a clenched fist on her hip/
Inuyasha stepped up to her. "Ha! Fat chance of that happening woman! I'll just follow you! You can't get rid of me that easily!!!!" And he laughed a menacing laugh that evil villains exert when things had finally gone their way.
Kagome's eyebrow arched and she looked at him strangely. 'Yep, it's official…he's completely lost it.' She bowed her head and sighed. 'The only thing to do…' Her head rose with a new anger that radiated from her entire being. "SIT!!!!!"
Splat.
Perfect opportunity to escape. Kagome ran as fast as she could towards the village for her things, then to the well she would go.
Inuyasha picked himself up from the ground with a groan. Not from pain, but frustration. The stupid girl took off again. There were plenty of reasons to be mad. Then Inuyasha disappeared from sight. There was a faint blur of red, then it was gone.
Miroku and Sango stared straight ahead for a few moments. It was like a magic trick. Now you see them, now you don't.
Miroku spoke first. "Well I guess that's one way of doing it."
"I guess so…"
"WAH!!!!!"
Both people turned to look at Shippo laid out on his stomach with his balled fists hitting the ground. His feet were flailing wildly in the air and he sobbed really loud. Dear god, this kid was getting obnoxious!
"Shippo?"
"What's wrong?"
"He did it again!!" the fox sobbed. "She's gone cuz of him! It's always him! Why does he make her mad enough to go back to her time?" He sniffed. "I HATE YOU INUYASHA!!"
"WHAT?!?!" Inuyasha roared beyond sight at a very long distance. "SAY THAT AGAIN PIPSQUEAK!!"
"Inuyasha!! Leave him alone!!!" Thunk.
Sango winced. All three of them imagined that he was just hit on the head with a heavy board.
"Well…maybe they need this time together…?" Miroku said, hopeful.
"I don't know. Maybe we should check it out. Make sure they haven't killed each other yet."
"Right." And the took off.
Meanwhile…at the well…
"You are NOT coming with me!"
"The hell I'm not! You could get killed in your own time!"
"My time is perfectly safe!"
"Right…that's why I had to come to your rescue so many times."
"That was ONE time Inuyasha…ONE TIME!!!" as she pointed her index finger upward.
"NO!!! More than that! There was that noh mask and the girl ghost."
"I took care of her all by myself Inuyasha. You couldn't pass through that dimension, remember?"
"Feh." He crossed his arms. "I'm still going with you."
"SIT!"
Splat.
Miroku and Sango showed up to see Kagome smile triumphantly and jump into the well.
"Damn girl," Inuyasha muttered and followed after her. And they were alone again.
"Uh, Miroku?"
"Yes?"
"I don't think that will make them stop fighting."
Miroku sighed. For a moment, let the peace settle in. "I don't care. At least I don't have to hear them complain."
"Yeah, you're right." She let out a relaxing breath.
Miroku eyed her. "Oh yeah? What else am I right about?" Then he slid his hand down the small of her back to her butt.
Sango knew it was a matter of time before he would hit on her again. She caught his hand and crushed his fingers together. She smiled when she heard all the bones pop. "I'll tell you what you are WRONG about!"
Shippo looked up at them. "Will you two stop? Kagome's gone! We have to get her back before Inuyasha chews her head off." He sobbed. "Poor Kagome."
"Aww Shippo," Sango cooed as she bent down to him patting his head. "It's okay. She'll probably be the one who chews his head off."
"Besides," Miroku cut in, "there's nothing we can do. Now let's get back to the village. It's getting dark very quickly and we don't want any big demons to get us."
Shippo gave an involuntary shiver as he walked with them. "Okay."
Sango rose to her feet. "Why, Shippo…you're not scared…are you?"
"NO!"
"Good. I wouldn't want you to worry about all the eerie enormous monsters crawling out of the pitch black of the night just to see if fox flesh has an intoxicating taste."
"Uh…" the child shuttered. His eyes were wide open and heart racing.
Miroku stopped. "And we need not to worry about all the poisons and toxins that drip from their yellow, gnarly fangs that could pierce ten people at once."
"No I'm sure they won't gnaw on Shippo. He's small enough to be swallowed whole."
Shippo gulped and a sweat drop appeared.
"You speak the truth Sango. But wouldn't the demon satisfy itself with the slow agonizing death of its prey? Every living creature always has fun with its catch before it consumes him alive."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shippo ran with his eyes squeezed shut and hands on his ears. He was headed towards Kaede's hut. "Kaede!! Kagome!! HELP!!!!"
The humans snickered.
"Kiara," Sango said, "Follow after him just to make sure he gets home safe instead of running blindly from fear." The little cat bounced off out of sight.
"That was fun!" Miroku beamed and walked on.
"Yeah. But I feel sorry for the little tyke. Do you think you should have tamed some of that down?"
"Perhaps. But you were the one who started it. And said more gruesome things."
"Did not!"
"Although, Inuyasha would have painted a more colorful picture for him and scare away half of his soul."
Sango laughed. "Yeah, but Kagome would have stopped him before that would happen."
"Yeah. I guess you're right."
"Of course I am!"
He chuckled and looked at her with dangerous eyes. It seemed like he wanted to consume her. "Yes. You always are."
She sidestepped to make some distance between them and looked at him. "O…kay."
Miroku cleared his throat and puts on a blank face. "So what's gotten into Inuyasha and Kagome recently? It seems he's always picking fights with her."
She sighed and threw up her hands. "I don't know! It's such a shame since Kagome has really started to---" She clamped her hands to her mouth. 'Aw crap!'
Miroku eyed her suspiciously. "What is it Sango. What were you going to say?"
"Uh…" she looked around uncomfortably and kept her eyes away from him. "Nothing." She walked faster, but he caught her wrist.
"No no. You know something that I don't. Go on. Out with it."
"No! Let go! I know nothing!"
She gasped. Miroku grabbed both wrists and pulled her by her elbows very close to him. Her heart raced and breathing shortened. She was fully aware of all parts of her pressed against him. That made her stomach do some flip-flops that only an acrobat could do.
Miroku deepened his voice and softened it. He soothingly said, "C'mon." He wrapped his arms around her waist and lowered his head. "You can tell me."
Sango tried to speak normally but couldn't, it was barely a whisper. 'Damn.' "I can't. I promised."
"I bet I could make you tell me."
"No. I can't!"
He tilted her chin up. "You asked for it."
He lowered his head down to her face and pressed his lips against hers. Sango gasped and her eyes were wide open, glazed over and she couldn't see anything. He deepened the kiss with his tongue, exploring her mouth for the first time. Shivers rippled down her spine to her toes. His hands were massaging the small of her back. Then he released.
"I win." Then he chuckled.
Sango opened her eyes. SLAP! "Ha! I win!"
She walked on. When they arrived at the village, Miroku was seen rubbing his cheek.
*******There we go. That took longer than I expected. I just kept on adding stuff. I think this is my best chapter so far. Well, this one and the first one. Anyway, I'm thinking of ending the story in the next chapter. Let me know what you guys think. And remember…REVIEW!!!! please?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu…damn
Quit Fighting! Ch. 4
It was dusk two days after the incident. The sun was almost in its resting place below the hills. Things were peaceful. The only noise around for 100 miles was a babbling brook. Of course, this wasn't where the gang was. They are never peaceful or quiet. Nevertheless, they were setting up camp for the night. And guess what? Inuyasha and Kagome were STILL fighting…only this was the non-direct assault. Shippo was the middleman, usually used as the communicator. By that time, Miroku was sick of hearing Shippo repeat everything Inuyasha and Kagome said to each other.
"Oh yeah? Well tell Inuyasha that he has to get manners in order to EARN his dinner!"
"Kagome said that you have to get manners in order to earn your dinner."
"Hmph. Tell that wench that I can make my own ramen without her."
"Inuyasha said that he can make his own ramen without you. Though by the looks of it, he doesn't even seem capable of boiling water."
"You're gonna pay!" and Inuyasha chased the poor kitsune around camp.
"STOP IT INUYASHA!!!!!! SIT!!!!"
THUNK!
"OW!! WHAF WAF FHAT FOR??"
"Don't chase him!!"
"You can't fucking tell me what to do bitch!"
"SIT!!!!!!"
"ENOUGH!!!!" Miroku shouted with his hands on his ears and doubled over. "Just SHUT UP already!! Jeez can't you two get along??"
Inuyasha stood up and crossed his arms over his chest while Kagome kept her distance and hmphed.
"It means they love each other!" Shippo brightly exclaimed. Kagome and Inuyasha shot him death glares and the fox ran behind the demon exterminator's skirt, to safety.
"Miroku's right," Sango pointed at them. "You guys NEED to make up!"
Miroku stepped up to the two. "Solve this problem some way! You two HAVE to get along if we're going to hunt for jewel shards."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha and turned away. "I would gladly solve this problem. I'm going home." And she stomped off.
"See! Wha'd I tell ya! She always leaves for her world to study dumb spells and leaves the hunt for shards unfinished."
"For your information, I'm not gonna leave for the 'dumb spells'. I'm leaving to GET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!" she screamed, and pointed her finger at the demon with a clenched fist on her hip/
Inuyasha stepped up to her. "Ha! Fat chance of that happening woman! I'll just follow you! You can't get rid of me that easily!!!!" And he laughed a menacing laugh that evil villains exert when things had finally gone their way.
Kagome's eyebrow arched and she looked at him strangely. 'Yep, it's official…he's completely lost it.' She bowed her head and sighed. 'The only thing to do…' Her head rose with a new anger that radiated from her entire being. "SIT!!!!!"
Splat.
Perfect opportunity to escape. Kagome ran as fast as she could towards the village for her things, then to the well she would go.
Inuyasha picked himself up from the ground with a groan. Not from pain, but frustration. The stupid girl took off again. There were plenty of reasons to be mad. Then Inuyasha disappeared from sight. There was a faint blur of red, then it was gone.
Miroku and Sango stared straight ahead for a few moments. It was like a magic trick. Now you see them, now you don't.
Miroku spoke first. "Well I guess that's one way of doing it."
"I guess so…"
"WAH!!!!!"
Both people turned to look at Shippo laid out on his stomach with his balled fists hitting the ground. His feet were flailing wildly in the air and he sobbed really loud. Dear god, this kid was getting obnoxious!
"Shippo?"
"What's wrong?"
"He did it again!!" the fox sobbed. "She's gone cuz of him! It's always him! Why does he make her mad enough to go back to her time?" He sniffed. "I HATE YOU INUYASHA!!"
"WHAT?!?!" Inuyasha roared beyond sight at a very long distance. "SAY THAT AGAIN PIPSQUEAK!!"
"Inuyasha!! Leave him alone!!!" Thunk.
Sango winced. All three of them imagined that he was just hit on the head with a heavy board.
"Well…maybe they need this time together…?" Miroku said, hopeful.
"I don't know. Maybe we should check it out. Make sure they haven't killed each other yet."
"Right." And the took off.
Meanwhile…at the well…
"You are NOT coming with me!"
"The hell I'm not! You could get killed in your own time!"
"My time is perfectly safe!"
"Right…that's why I had to come to your rescue so many times."
"That was ONE time Inuyasha…ONE TIME!!!" as she pointed her index finger upward.
"NO!!! More than that! There was that noh mask and the girl ghost."
"I took care of her all by myself Inuyasha. You couldn't pass through that dimension, remember?"
"Feh." He crossed his arms. "I'm still going with you."
"SIT!"
Splat.
Miroku and Sango showed up to see Kagome smile triumphantly and jump into the well.
"Damn girl," Inuyasha muttered and followed after her. And they were alone again.
"Uh, Miroku?"
"Yes?"
"I don't think that will make them stop fighting."
Miroku sighed. For a moment, let the peace settle in. "I don't care. At least I don't have to hear them complain."
"Yeah, you're right." She let out a relaxing breath.
Miroku eyed her. "Oh yeah? What else am I right about?" Then he slid his hand down the small of her back to her butt.
Sango knew it was a matter of time before he would hit on her again. She caught his hand and crushed his fingers together. She smiled when she heard all the bones pop. "I'll tell you what you are WRONG about!"
Shippo looked up at them. "Will you two stop? Kagome's gone! We have to get her back before Inuyasha chews her head off." He sobbed. "Poor Kagome."
"Aww Shippo," Sango cooed as she bent down to him patting his head. "It's okay. She'll probably be the one who chews his head off."
"Besides," Miroku cut in, "there's nothing we can do. Now let's get back to the village. It's getting dark very quickly and we don't want any big demons to get us."
Shippo gave an involuntary shiver as he walked with them. "Okay."
Sango rose to her feet. "Why, Shippo…you're not scared…are you?"
"NO!"
"Good. I wouldn't want you to worry about all the eerie enormous monsters crawling out of the pitch black of the night just to see if fox flesh has an intoxicating taste."
"Uh…" the child shuttered. His eyes were wide open and heart racing.
Miroku stopped. "And we need not to worry about all the poisons and toxins that drip from their yellow, gnarly fangs that could pierce ten people at once."
"No I'm sure they won't gnaw on Shippo. He's small enough to be swallowed whole."
Shippo gulped and a sweat drop appeared.
"You speak the truth Sango. But wouldn't the demon satisfy itself with the slow agonizing death of its prey? Every living creature always has fun with its catch before it consumes him alive."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shippo ran with his eyes squeezed shut and hands on his ears. He was headed towards Kaede's hut. "Kaede!! Kagome!! HELP!!!!"
The humans snickered.
"Kiara," Sango said, "Follow after him just to make sure he gets home safe instead of running blindly from fear." The little cat bounced off out of sight.
"That was fun!" Miroku beamed and walked on.
"Yeah. But I feel sorry for the little tyke. Do you think you should have tamed some of that down?"
"Perhaps. But you were the one who started it. And said more gruesome things."
"Did not!"
"Although, Inuyasha would have painted a more colorful picture for him and scare away half of his soul."
Sango laughed. "Yeah, but Kagome would have stopped him before that would happen."
"Yeah. I guess you're right."
"Of course I am!"
He chuckled and looked at her with dangerous eyes. It seemed like he wanted to consume her. "Yes. You always are."
She sidestepped to make some distance between them and looked at him. "O…kay."
Miroku cleared his throat and puts on a blank face. "So what's gotten into Inuyasha and Kagome recently? It seems he's always picking fights with her."
She sighed and threw up her hands. "I don't know! It's such a shame since Kagome has really started to---" She clamped her hands to her mouth. 'Aw crap!'
Miroku eyed her suspiciously. "What is it Sango. What were you going to say?"
"Uh…" she looked around uncomfortably and kept her eyes away from him. "Nothing." She walked faster, but he caught her wrist.
"No no. You know something that I don't. Go on. Out with it."
"No! Let go! I know nothing!"
She gasped. Miroku grabbed both wrists and pulled her by her elbows very close to him. Her heart raced and breathing shortened. She was fully aware of all parts of her pressed against him. That made her stomach do some flip-flops that only an acrobat could do.
Miroku deepened his voice and softened it. He soothingly said, "C'mon." He wrapped his arms around her waist and lowered his head. "You can tell me."
Sango tried to speak normally but couldn't, it was barely a whisper. 'Damn.' "I can't. I promised."
"I bet I could make you tell me."
"No. I can't!"
He tilted her chin up. "You asked for it."
He lowered his head down to her face and pressed his lips against hers. Sango gasped and her eyes were wide open, glazed over and she couldn't see anything. He deepened the kiss with his tongue, exploring her mouth for the first time. Shivers rippled down her spine to her toes. His hands were massaging the small of her back. Then he released.
"I win." Then he chuckled.
Sango opened her eyes. SLAP! "Ha! I win!"
She walked on. When they arrived at the village, Miroku was seen rubbing his cheek.
*******There we go. That took longer than I expected. I just kept on adding stuff. I think this is my best chapter so far. Well, this one and the first one. Anyway, I'm thinking of ending the story in the next chapter. Let me know what you guys think. And remember…REVIEW!!!! please?
