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Author of Hogwarts online: Forgive me, but I didn't want to write your whole name. I also found the song funny. I thought, it fitted Dumbledore's personality.
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Summary: Harry's final year. He somehow had succeeded in killing Voldemort in his sixth year with the help of his Potions Professor, Sirius alive and free, Draco changed sides, so Dumbledore decides to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts, because he thinks that everyone is too angsty and sour. The winner of the contest will receive their truest heart desire.... All teachers and students have to take part in the contest. It's a must.
But of course, the manipulative old coot has another reason to start the Karaoke contest.
The reason??
Two certain, stubborn fools who don't want to admit that they are in love and he wants to make sure they both end up with eachother.
Let the singing begin!!! ^_~
Warning: Slash, OOC (Snape), no real plot, and note: This is not a copy of 'Voices of Wizards'.
Pairing: The mighty pairing SS/HP, SB/RL, RW/HG, and much more
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, a tradegy....
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-CHAPTER 3-
Last time:
"So, the next performer will be.... The only man who was able to break out of Azkaban, the one and only Sirius Black!!! Godfather of Harry, sexy falsely accused escaped convict!!"
'Hah, that mutt and sexy?!'
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The girls began to scream as Sirius began to walk towards the stage, shaking his slim hips and blowing kisses.
A first year fainted as Sirius winked at her.
'What has mutt 2, what I don't have?' Pouted Severus, twiddling with his thumbs.
Well, he hasn't greasy hair, has a pleasant personality, doesn't glower and scowl so much like you, he hasn't a hooked nose, he smiles a lot, doesn't favor anyone, well maybe his godson, he is fair and he makes fun of you, the snarky, mean bastard of a potions professor Said the voice.
'I feel all better now. You really made my day.' Sneered Severus, very put out.
No problem!!!
Sirius cleared his troath and smiled softly at Harry.
"This song is called 'Guilty'. And Harry, just that you know, I will always love you."
"AWWWW!" Cooed the female population of the students.
Severus nearly gagged. 'More mushy scenes and I will puke!'
Now, now Severus, that was so cute!
'Are you the voice in my mind, or a voice in Lavender Brown's mind? All girly, girly!'
Well, excuse me, for feeling, unemotional bastard! Huffed the voice.
Sirius waved his wand and the music started.
"I feel guilty
My words were empty
No signs to give you
I didn't have the time for you"
Sirius not greeting Harry at Grimmauld place 12.
"You said I was careless
and you said I didn't care
I used to be there for you
And you've said I seemed so dead, that I have changed
but so have you"
Sirius falling through the veil.
"Guilty, guilty I feel so
Empty, empty you know how to make me feel"
Sirius standing before Lily's and James' gaves.
"I put a shield upon you
I didn't mean to hurt you
I would have only burdened your mind
never meant to make you cry"
An image of Harry, crying in front of the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room.
"You've been so tough
I can see right through you
I used to be there for you
So I won't leave, won't say goodbye
cause you have changed, but so have I"
Harry looking at the lake, no expression on his face, clenching his hands.
"I never though that the time and the distance
between us made you so much older
You carried the world on your shoulders"
Finished Sirius, in his eyes were tears.
"Sirius...!" Choked Harry, tears tripping down his face.
Sirius ran of the stage, to Harry and embraced him. Harry hugged him back.
"Oh, now that was touching! That was Sirius Black, godfather of Harry!"
Minerva was sniffling, a handkerchief in her hand. Hagrid was sobbing, Sprout was also crying and Dumbledore was smiling sadly.
'Oh god, Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs.... Really!' Snorted Severus.
"Okay, after the emotional song we will hear... Crabbe&Goyle!!"
Only a few Slytherins clapped.
"Okay, our song is called 'Dare to be stupid'." Said Crabbe in a gruff voice and clumsily waved his wand.
"Put down your wand and listen to us
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be wizards
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, while Snape is not around
Stick your head to the sunning hex and get yourself a tan"
An image of Snape, stalking down the halls, a sneer on his face
"Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid"
Goyle and Crabbe munching on chicken legs.
"Take some wooden sickles
Look for Mr. Filch
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of cakes and forget to leave a tip"
Goyle&Crabbe gobbling down Chocolate cakes.
"Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your butterbeer"
Goyle&Crabbe drinking butterbeer
"Settle down, raise a family, join the DE
Buy some sensible Dragon hide boots and a Firebolt
And party 'till you're broke and they fly you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free"
Goyle&Crabbe in the Transfiguration room, looking cluelessy around trying to change a chair into a dog.
"Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends"
Goyle&Crabbe eating mashed potaoes.
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid"
Goyle&Crabbe finished the song, posing, grinning.
Behind a banner appeared
'STUPID AND PROUD OF IT!!!'
"Okay..... That was interesting..... " Remarked Lee.
'That are Slytherin students?? How stupid can a wizard be???' Thought Severus, shaking his head.
"Next one is.... Seamus Finnigan of Gryffindor House!!!!"
Seamus hurried to the stage, a cloak around him, smirking the whole time.
'Oh god, that smirk...... I should have brought earplugs....'
Buttplugs are more useful! Said the voice innocently.
Albus looked as Severus, as the man in question began to sputter.
"Severus...?" Asked Albus, concerned.
"I-I-I'm o-okay, R-r-r-really....." Stammered Severus the headmaster, knowing that his cheeks were Gryffindor red.
Dumbledore didn't really believe him, but turned away.
'Buttplugs?! How dare you?! Now also Albus thinks I'm insane!! You stupid voice!!! I should...!!' Screeched Severus.
But imagine Harry, naked with a buttplug in his tight, little ass... Smirked the voice.
*Thud*
Albus Dumbledore turned around again, wanting to ask his co-worker about the noise and saw that his potions master had fainted, because of a massive nosebleed.
'Really Severus had been so weird in the last weeks....' Thought Albus andspoke: "Enervate!"
Severus shot up, glancing wildly around him.
"Uh!"
"What happened?!" Asked Albus.
"Well, ......it was nothing.. yeah..." Mumbled Severus.
Yeah, just the mental image of Harry naked knocked you out. But I must say, what a delicous image.... Drooled the voice.
'Shut up!'
"Okay, my song is Sexbomb!" Grinned Seamus and waved his wand.
"Oh!" Gasped the muggle-born students.
Seamus threw off his cloak and the whole school was stunned. He was wearing tight leather pants and a skin-tight red shirt.
"Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna curse, hex me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight"
Seamus wriggled his hips and licked his lips, smirking the whole time.
"Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can't deny or lie cause you're a
Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha,
I know you do"
He waved his wand again and Harry appeared next to him, only in tight leather pants and in an emerald green short tanktop.
The girls squealed and screamed.
The boys cat-called.
'Holy Shit!' Gaped Severus.
You're drooling.
'Who cares?'
Right!
Sirius and Remus were wolf-whistling.
"No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm no
This bomb's made for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite, ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darling"
Seamus embraced Harry and rocked his hips against Harry's.
"Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
huh"
Harry also smirked and began to slid off his tanktop.
Four Hufflepuff's first years fainted. McGonagall was red in her face. Sprout was blushing, Dumbledore was beaming, Flitwick was blinking, Trelawney was muttering, animal 1 and 2 were dancing.
"Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin'
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb"
Both began to rub their bodies together.
"You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb your're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on"
Seamus caressed Harry's tigh.
'HANDS OFF!! That's my man!' Screamed Severus' mind.
"You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal, uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, Sexbomb, aw baby"
Harry got on his knees besides Seamus and rubbed his face against Seamus' tigh, like a kitten.
More girls fainted. The seventh year Gryffindors were screaming themselves hoarse.
"Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
no, no
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on"
Seamus hugged Harry and dipped him.
"WOW!!! Do you feel the sexual tension in the air??? That was amazing!!! Great!!"
"Seamus!! Harry!! Seamus!! Harry!!! Seamus!! Harry!!" Chanted the Gryffindor house.
Both grinned and winked.
"Hehe, as a little surprise we will randomly choose somebody who has to sing a song, we want him/her to sing and he/she has to dress up and dance. And our victim is....."
'Not me, not me, not me!!!!'
"Oh dear! Professor Snape!"
'ARGH!!!! Do you hate me or what, god?!'
"What shall Professor Snape sing? Choose!!!"
The houses looked at each other, nodded and shouted together:
"I'm a little teapot!"
'Traitorus Slytherins!' Snarled Severus.
You have to face it like a man.
Severus walked to the stage and scowled.
"Who will do the honors?" Snickered Lee.
"I!! I!!" Shouted Professor McGonagall.
"Okay!"
'Damn you Minerva!'
Minerva smiled, waved her wand and Severus Snape was dressed like a teapot.
The students laughed.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
[as the song ends, he leans over and tips arm out like a spout]
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout [He switchs arm positions and repeats tipping motion]
Just tip me over and pour me out"
"Mwahahahahahahaha!!!"
Students were rolling on the floor, laughing their guts out.
The teachers weren't better.
Oh god!!! Oh my god!! Hahahahaha!!! Buahahahahaha!! Laughed the voice.
"O-okay.... After Professor Snape's wonderful *giggle* and funny *snort* performance... The next singer will be.....yeah it's the normal performance, Ron Weasley!"
TBC...
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