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Summary: Harry's final year. He somehow had succeeded in killing Voldemort in his sixth year with the help of his Potions Professor, Sirius alive and free, Draco changed sides, so Dumbledore decides to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts, because he thinks that everyone is too angsty and sour. The winner of the contest will receive their truest heart desire.... All teachers and students have to take part in the contest. It's a must.
But of course, the manipulative old coot has another reason to start the Karaoke contest.
The reason??
Two certain, stubborn fools who don't want to admit that they are in love and he wants to make sure they both end up with eachother.
Let the singing begin!!! ^_~
Warning: Slash, OOC (Snape), no real plot, and note: This is not a copy of 'Voices of Wizards'.
Pairing: The mighty pairing SS/HP, SB/RL, RW/HG, and much more
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, a tradegy....
-CHAPTER 4-
Last time:
"O-okay.... After Professor Snape's wonderful *giggle* and funny *snort* performance... The next singer will be.....yeah it's the normal performance, Ron Weasley!"
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Ron blushed bright red as he jogged down to the stage, too short robes billowing out behind him, like Snape's.
'How did he learn that? That's my image style!! Bastard of a Gryffindor!' Sneered Severus, still dressed as a pink and red teapot.
Why didn't he transfigure himself back?
That was the 1 Million Galleons question.
Want to hear the truth?
Snape was been and is still horrible at Transfigurations. That's the sad, sad truth.
And Minerva refused to turn him back. She enjoyed seeing her dear co-worker in such a delicate situation.
'BITCH!' Severus thought, glaring daggers at the head of Gryffindor.
"O-okay my song is called Far Distance!"
(A/N: I know, Author's notes are annoying but I have to say: I don't like Ron. So I chose a song that, in my opinion describes him)
"I have often dreamed
of a far-off place
Where a hero is welcome,
would be waiting for me
Where the crowds will only cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be"
Ron standing in the spotlight, cherishing the cheers from a the crowd.
"I will be there someday
I can go the distance
I'll find my way
If I can be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
When I go the distance
I will be right where I belong"
Ron on his broom as the Gryffindor Keeper
"Down an unknown road
To embrace my fate
Though that road may wander
It will lead me to you
And a thousand years
Would be worth the wait
It might take a lifetime
But somehow I'll see it through "
Ron looking at Hermione, a smile on his face
"And I won't be looking back
I can go the distance
And I'll stay on track
No I won't accept defeat
It's an uphill slope
But I won't lose hope
Till I go the distance
And my journey is complete "
Ron scribbling on his Potions Essay, eyes narrowed while Harry and Hermione are behind him, already finished.
"But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
For a hero's strength is measured by his heart "
Harry after the third task, eyes wide and unseeing, his wand and Cedric's body in his arms.
"Like a shooting star
I will go the distance
I will search the world
I will face its harms
I don't care how far
I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome
Waiting in your arms ... "
Ron biting on his lips, wand ready.
"I will search the world
I will face its harms
Till I find my hero's welcome
Waiting in your arms"
Finished Ron, staring at Hermione who gulped and blushed, looking to the side..
"That was Ron Weasley!! And it seems a new romance will take it's place! How cute!!!" Commented Lee, teasing both.
"LEE!" Yelled Hermione and Ron, both red in their faces.
'Typical Gryffindor, always wanting the spotlight and the praises.' Snorted Severus.
Who doesn't want fame and glory? Even you wanted fame as you joined Voldemort. Human grope to be wanted and needed in life. Said the voice.
'...'
"So!! Once again a victim will be choosen who will be singing, dancing and everything. And it is.... Our hero Harry Potter!! The man-who-lived!"
'Hehehe! Feel the humilation and the pain Potter!' Cackled Severus.
"What should our hero sing?"
Hermione said something to the other girls, they nodded, smirked and yelled: "Karma Chameleon von Boy George!"
Harry groaned. "Not with the Make-Up and anything!" He shouted.
"Oh yes!"
'Why does it have to be me? Oh well, Snape had to sing I'm a little teapot, I think that was emberassing...but funny... And I'm gay... Oh well. You're a Gryffie Harry, show some courage! '
"Okay, I'm ready!" Said Harry. 'I hope.'
Minerva waved her wand, and Harry had sudenly long hair with little braids in it, red lipstick, mascara, rouge and a nice cap.
He wore a lose white blouse, a red west, lose khakis and white shoes, red gloves.
'He looks good with Make-Up... Was that Boy George a homo?I think I'll enjoy the song.. Oh yes....' Thought Severus, licking his lips.
"And you have to act like him! And your victim is Snape!"" Said Lee. 'Yes.... Hehe, that's your chance Harry! Go for it!' Grinned Harry and began to sing.
'Me, a victim??!' Severus was confused.
"There's the loving in your eyes
All the way
If I listen to your lies would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go"
Harry walks up to Severus, shaking his hips and winking to the swooning students.
"Karma Karma Karma Karma
Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy
If your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green"
He sat himself on Severus' lap, wriggling and stroking Severus' cheek.
"Didn't hear your wicked words
Every day
And I used to be so sweet
I heard you say
That my love was an addiction
When we cling
Our love is strong
When you go
You're gone forever
You string along
You string along"
Harry got up and leaned down, face to face to Severus, licking his lips.
"Karma Karma Karma Karma
Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy
If your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green"
Harry was rubbing himself against Severus.
"Every day is like survival
You're my lover
Not my rival
Every day is like survival
You're my lover
Not my rival"
Harry smiles softly at Severus.
"I'm a man with conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go"
Harry petting Severus' hair.
"Karma Karma Karma Karma
Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy
If your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green"
Harry kisses Severus on the cheek and walks away, swaying his slim hips.
'Holy shit.... A dream has come true...' Thought the dazed Potions professor, mind in la-la-land.
Hey Sev, old boy? Earth to Severus, earth to Severus? Answer!
'...'
Okay, he is wasted...
Harry had his back turned to the Professor, he was smirking and inside he was jumping up and down because of joy.
'I have kissed Severus Snape!! Yeah Harry, you rule! You rule! You're the man!!' Laughed Harry's mind.
A lot of students were jealous. Especially the girls.
'This Snape is so bloody lucky...And he looks like he is in Nirvana!!!!' Thought most of them, gripping their seats tightly.
Hermione snickered. 'Plan A successful. You go girl! You have the brains!'
Ron was gaping, face pale, freckles standing out, eyes wide.
"Mione, had Harry just kissed Snape?! Snape! Our Potions Professor?! EWW!" He said, apparently Sirius had thought the same, because just in that moment he fainted.
"Oh dear" Smiled Remus and petted Sirius' head.
'That was too much for him. But that had been sexy... Wow Harry, you sexy little beast...' He thought.
"Come on Ron, I thought it was cute! But my god, Harry can sing. What a voice. Harry should have been named: Boy-who-has-the-most-beautiful-voice-in-the-world." Smiled Hermione, clapping.
"Harry that had been wonderful!" Squealed Ginny. Harry smiled shyly at her, blushing.
"You think so??" He asked, running his hand through his long hair.
"Yes!" Chorused Parvati and Lavender, eyes glinting in the light. "And Make-Up suits you! You look so good with it! So pretty, if not handsome!! And that long hair... Ohh, it suits you so much!! It look so pretty1 So glossy and silky!!"
"Oh... That's good..."
'I hope they don't want be as guinea pig...' Thought Harry, sweating.
"Wow!! That was a wonderful performance!!! Harry Potter as Boy George!! That was simply great!!" Shouted Lee, gripping his microphone tightly in his hand.
Severus clapped quietly, his brain still not working.
Albus chuckled. 'Ahh, young love... How wonderful'
"Are you okay, Severus? You're looking a bit off....." Asked Albus, stroking his beard.
"..."
"Really?! That's wonderful!" Beamed Albus and turned away to talk with Minerva, who was still in shock, seeing her Golden boy behaving like that.
'He kissed me. He kissed me. He kissed me. HE kissed me. He KISSED me. He kissed ME! HE KISSED ME!!! Oh my god! HARRY POTTER KISSED ME!!!! ME! HAH! TAKE THAT YOU SUCKERS!!! HE KISSED ME!!! NOT YOU!! LOSERS!! LOSERS!! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!' Yelled Severus' giddy mind, doing a little happy dance.
'Now I can die happy.....' Sighed Severus.
"Really Harry! That was great!" Grinned Neville, clapping Harry on the back.
"Thanks!"
"Yeah, Harriet. That long hair... Did you decide to become woman??" Asked Seamus slyly.
"Of course, my dear Sandy!" Mocked Harry in a high-pitched voice, batting his long eyelashes and puckering his red lips.
"Okay, after that we will be hearing....Pansy Parkinson of Slytherin House!!!"
Pansy strut forward to the stage, head held high and smiling.
"Okay, my song is called 'Bitch'"
"I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an devil underneath
Selfish but sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I do envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one "
Pansy and Draco, talking.
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a daughter
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way "
Pansy smirking, wand raised, behind her Goyle&Crabbe.
"So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing "
Pansy in the Potions Room, scribböing on the paper, glancing at Draco.
"Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me "
Pans yin the Slytherin Common Room, ignoring Draco, looking at her left arm.
"I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way"
Pansy smiled coyly, blew a kiss at Draco and went to her chair.
The students clapped.
"Hey, the song does fit Pansy. She is a bitch!" Ron whispered to Harry.
Harry nodded.
"Okay, that was Pansy Parkinson!!! So, what do you want now? Another performer or the randomly choosen victim?"
Everyone shouted together: "VICTIM!"
"Okay. Victim Nr.3 is..... Sirius Black!!!"
Sirius who was awake again, just shrugged his shoulders and went to the stage.
"What should our resident ex-convict sing?" Asked Lee.
Snape grinned, a plan forming inside his devious, cunning Slytherin mind.
'The pefect oppurtunity to humiliate him!' Thought Severus gleefully and shouted: "Who let the dogs out by Baha Men. He has to dress up like a mutt, what he is in reality!"
Everyone stared at Snape, then nodded.
'Snape... That means war...!' Seethed Sirius, but said anyway: "Okay, it's not like that I have a choice. I will do it"
The students cheered and Minerva waved her wand and Sirius was dressed like a dog. A collar was around his neck and he had cute dog-ears on the top of his head, his face was painted and he had a cute, shaggy tail.
The outfit was bright pink.
It seemed like Minerva McGonagall had a bit Slytherin in her. Oh dear.
"Cute doggie! Here fetch!" Shouted Remus, smiling cheekily.
Sirius just growled, while Severus laughed himself nearly to death, forgetting that he was dressed like a pink teapot.
"Who let the dogs out?
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)"
Sirius was wagging his tail, eyes glinting. Behind am image of dogs appeared, moving their muzzles like they were singing..
"When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball(Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas 'Start the name callin' (Yippie Yi Y)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
"Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)"
Many dogs running around, barking happily.
"I see ya' little speed broom head up our coast
He really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger"
Sirius as Padfoot, growling at Snape,
"(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
I'm gonna tell myelf (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
To any girls calling them canine(Yippie, Yi, Yo)
Tell the dummy 'Hey Man, It's part of the Party!'(Yippie Yi, Yo)
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind (Yippie, Yi, Yo)
Her bone runs out now"
James and Lily, Padfoot in front of her, grinning a doggie grin.
"Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it"
All dogs holding a bone in their snouts, tails wagging.
"Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)"
An image of dogs dancing.
"I see ya' little speed broom head up our coast
He really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger!"
Padfoot happily licking a laughing Harry's face.
"Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and my white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo (howl)"
Dogs giving victory-signs and smoking cigars.
"Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)"
Finished Sirius, still wagging his tail and moving his doggie ears.
The students were rolling on the floor, laughing madly. Harry was holding his sides, tears trailing down his cheeks, laughing.
Oh man!! That was funny! Gasped the voice.
'You're right. I don't like Black, but that was too funny!' Answered Severus, still grinning.
"Oh man!! That was hilarious!! Great! Simply great!!! That was Sirius Black!" Laughed Lee, gasping for breath.
Sirius bowed deeply, grinned and changed to Padfoot, his fur was still pink and ran towards Remus, yipping and barking.
"Okay, after that the next performer will be.... Hermione Granger, the brain of the school!"
'What?! Already? Oh god!' She thought.
"Don't worry, you will do it wonderfully!" Smiled Harry.
"Thanks...."
'Hm, Miss Hermione Know-it-All Granger has too sing? I wonder...' Mused Severus.
TBC...
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