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Potter-Freak 123: Whew! Another Ron-Hater... Oh well, I heard the song 'Who let the dogs out' and I wanted Sirius as a victim, so I thought: That is the song! Oh yeah, Harry will sing again. Remember: Harry was a victim, not a performer.
Nyades Road Ghost: Okay, this chapter is for SS/HP fans! Don't worry, here is the Slash!
Flying-piggy-123: Thank you. ^o^
Malvolio 1342: I also loved Snape's mantra. And well Sirius.. *Whistles innocently* Thanks for the review!
Cassa_Andra: Yeah, the song Bitch suits Pansy very much. I love Victim Time! Hehe. Well, Sev is in reality a sex-deprived, horny man. Well, I like to think so. ^_~ I hope you'll like what Hermione sings.
Elyhyn: Thank you! Phew! I'm glad that the songs suit the charas! I like your Extreme Seduction fic! Here is the update!
Velvetina: Everybody wants to know what Hermione will sing.... Here is the update! Thanks for the review!
Chi7890: I'm sorry about the bus. Not. ;-P I also like this chapter most. Thanks for the review.
Lillian-and-Lime: I'm glad that the fic is funny. And... Draco will sing, even in this chappie!
Corwin1: Here is the Slash! Thanks for the review!
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Angel Turnded Devil: Here is the update! Thanks!
Summary: Harry's final year. He somehow had succeeded in killing Voldemort in his sixth year with the help of his Potions Professor, Sirius alive and free, Draco changed sides, so Dumbledore decides to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts, because he thinks that everyone is too angsty and sour. The winner of the contest will win their truest heart desire.... All teachers and students have to take part in the contest. It's a must.
But of course, the manipulative old coot has another reason to start the Karaoke contest.
The reason??
Two certain, stubborn fools who don't want to admit that they are in love and he wants to make sure they both end up with eachother.
Let the singing begin!!! ^_~
Warning: Slash, OOC (Snape), no real plot, and note: This is not a copy of 'Voices of Wizard'.
Pairing: The mighty pairing SS/HP, SB/RL, DM/HG, and much more
Disclaimer: *sings* I don't own Harry Pooooootteeeeeeeeeeeeer! *window cracks* hehehe.
-CHAPTER 5-
Last time:
Okay, after that the next performer will be.... Hermione Granger, the brain of the school!"
'What?! Already? Oh god!' She thought.
"Don't worry, you will do it wonderfully!" Smiled Harry.
"Thanks...."
'Hm, Miss Hermione Know-it-All Granger has too sing? I wonder...' Mused Severus.
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Hermione stood up, face determinded, but stopped by a bunch of seventh year Ravenclaws. They nodded and four Ravenclaws followed Hermione to the stage.
"What is she doing?" Asked Ron perplexed.
Harry shrugged, but inwardly grinned. "No idea."
Hermione took a deep breath and said: "Okay, my song is called I'm a bookworm. The Ravenclaws behind me kindly agreed to help me by my performance. Thank you."
Hermione waved her wand and the music started.
"I'm the kind of worm
Who likes to coil up with a book
I worm my way inside it
And have myself a look
I'm a bookworm baby
Reading books is what I do "
Hermione nose buried in the book: Hogwarts, a Histrory.
Background Ravenclaws: "That's what you do, that's what you do!"
"And if you love reading baby
You can be a bookworm too "
Hermione in the library, leafing through a book called: Transfiguration; How to perfect your work
"Some worms like to garden
They dig the dirt all day
I'd rather read about it
I'm a bookworm all the way
I'm a bookworm baby
Reading books is what I do"
Background Ravenclaws: "That's what you do, that's what you do! "
"And if you love reading baby
You can be a bookworm too "
The Golden Trio in the library, Ron yawning, Harry reading a book about Potions, written by Severus Snape, completely focused on the book and Hermione, reading a book about charms.
'Hah! He read a book written by me! You're the man, Sev!'
"Books make me wiggle
Books make me squirm
And that is why I am a real bookworm
Hey let me tell you now
Let's read those magic stories
A Hogwarts, a History book is what I need
I inch along the page and then I
Read, read, read
I'm a bookworm baby
Reading books is what I do "
Background Ravenclaws: "That's what you do, that's what you do!"
"And if you love reading baby
You can be a bookworm too
And if you love reading baby
You can be a bookworm too"
Finished Hermione, grinning.
The audience was stunned, but quickly began to clap and cheer. Hermione and the Ravenclaws bowed deeply and went to their seats.
Albus Dumbledore was beaming.
'More beaming and his face will tear apart...' Thought Severus sourly.
"That was Hermione Granger!! Great!! Next one is Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Prince and all around git!"
The Slytherin yelled loudly and Draco strut to the stage, smirking.
"I wonder what Malfoy will sing...." Whispered Ron, glaring at Draco.
"We will see." Smiled Harry, catching Hermione's eye.
"I usually don't assiociate with... Muggle things, but I had to choose a song and I thought this song will good enough for me. Here it goes. It's called Clint Eastwood, a stupid name... "
"Oh oh oh oh oh
I ain't happy,
I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless but
not for long
The future is coming on"
Draco on his Nimbus 2001, sneering down at his team-members.
"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on"
Draco in the Slytherin Common Room, around him are Crabbe&Goyle, he is glancing around.
"Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I shouldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each Devil Snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
Priceless
For you because I put you on the hype shit
You like it?
Wandsmokin' righteous with one token
Psychic among those
Possess you with one go "
Draco in the Potions Room, glaring at Crabbe.
"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on"
Draco in the Malfoy Manor, glaring at his father.
"The potions ingredients, the basics
Without it you can't make it
Allow me to make this
Childlike in nature
Rhythm
You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
I'm in them
Every sprouting tree
Every child apiece
Every cloud you see
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in disguise
From this fuckin' enterprise
Now I'm sucking to your lies
Through Crabbe, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides
with me as a guide
But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner
So I'm gonna stick around with Goyle and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so mother fuckers
Remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive when law is lawless
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember
(That it's all in your head)"
Draco scowling at his father, wand drawn, ready to fight for his life.
"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got the Snitch in my hand
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future"
Draco glanced around, noticing the shocked faces of the students and he smirked, grey eyes flashing.
"Shocked. I hope so." With that Draco got off the stage, head held high, chest puffed out.
"Uhh... well, that was Draco Malfoy. Not bad at all. Okay, now it's Victim time! Hehehe!"
A groan filled the Great Hall.
"And not that you'll forget it, you can be choosen once again. Just that you're warned..."
'What?! I bet I'll be once again choosen.... Why me?' Moaned Severus' mind.
Don't be so pessimistic!
'I am realistic. That's different.' Sneered Severus, glaring at he place where Lee was.
If you say so.
"Wow!!! There are two persons!!! And those are: Severus Snape and Harry Potter! To the stage!"
Severus thumbed his head aginst his hands.
'I knew it. Somebody must have rigged it... bastard!' Thought the distressed Potions Master.
In a far off place a certain author whistles innocently, while staring at her monitor.
'I'm going to sing with Severus Snape!! Thank you god! Thank you! *background chor: HALLELUJAH!!* ' Laughed Harry's mind.
They both stood up and went to the stage, not looking at each other, gulping and thinking this thought:
'Don't jump on him, don't jump on him, don't jump on him!'
Lee cleared his troath and announced: "Okay, because I like Anime and Manga, especially Weiß Kreuz, so I chose a translated song. Original the song is in japanese. It's called Bosanova, Casanova. Enjoy! Professor McGonagall?"
Minerva waved her wand again, and both men were dresses in shiny black leather pants and lose whirt shirts.
Very yummy.
The girls screamed loudly.
They both looked at the lyrcis and gulped, but waved their wands anyway.
Harry:
"I want to strike that soft skin,
binding you with my love
With wounds that will never fade
I want to ache with jealousy,
teased by your parting lips
In a long, long kiss
Coursing with growing love
My body trembles"
Harry strokes Severu' cheek and smiles softly, eyes shining.
Severus:
"I won't let you escape a single sigh
Desiring you tied to me, fawning at my feet
Suddenly I embrace you from behind
Seeking the heart's pounding
Closing glistening eyes
Swear to forever be fallen from virtue
Let us drown in our destiny"
Severus embraces Harry tightly from behind, burrowing his head in Harry's still long hair.
Harry&Severus:
"All of that skin like snow
I want to make mine"
Both gaze at each other, eyes unreadable.
"Come here before my eyes
Don't hide, show yourself freely
Come kneel before me, begging for love
Laugh cursingly at shyness "
Harry kneels before Severus.
"I want to strike that soft skin,
binding you with my love
With wounds that will never fade "
Severus bends down and bites Harry's earlobe lightly, Harry moans quietly, running his hands up and down on Severus muscular tighs.
Sirius passes out.
Again.
Remus smiles and says: "Oh dear."
Again.
"I want to ache with jealousy
Teased by your parting lips
In a long, long kiss
In a long, long kiss
In a long, long kiss "
They kiss each other a long, long time.
After a long silence.
"YAHOOOOOOO!! Harry! Severus!"
The students were whistling, clapping and shouting, stomping their feet.
'How intense...' Thought Albus, happily munching on a Lemon Drop, while fanning a unconcious Minerva McGonagall.
Hermione was grinning, Ron was white in the face, Ginny was chuckling and Draco was smirking.
"Oh man!!! That was ... wow!!! Suddenly it's so hot in the hall now... Great!! Uh, guys.. Can you please quit your kissing? Guys?"
Severus and Harry were still kissing.
"GUYS!"
Severus and Harry jumped and glanced around them, both were blushing and panting. They stared at each other, blushed some more and went to their seats, hands shaking, lips swollen, sweat running down their faces .
As Harry was in his seat he thought: 'Merlin's beard! I kissed Severus Snape on the lips. And what lips they are...so soft... Oh god..... I KISSED THE SLYTHERIN SEX GOD!'
"YES!" He shouted, not caring that everyone stared weirdly at him.
That was Severus thinking: '.........Bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss.'
Okay.
'..... Okay... I think I'm going to like Slash! Fangirls unite! Bwahahaha!!' Thought Hermione.
Albus Dumbledore was still beaming.
'Thank god, that Sirius is still out cold. He would have had a hear-attack.' Mused Remus, petting Sirius like a dog.
"Well, next performer is..... Parvati Patil of Gryffindor house!"
Parvati giggled and skipped to the stage.
"Okay, my song is called Barbie girl. Here goes nothing!"
She waved her wand and Dean Thomas appeared next to her.
"Hi Parvati!" He said.
"Hi Dean!" She answered
"Do you wanna go for a ride?"
"Sure Dean!"
"Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
Parvati giggling, in pink robes, brushing her long hair.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!"
Parvati with Lavender in Divination, both looking at Trelawney in awe, hand clasped.
"I'm a dark bimbo girl, in a magic world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Parvati and Dean are dancing, swaying their hips.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)"
Parvati smiles coyly and winks at the male students, who are cat-calling.
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Dean hugs Parvati and mouth the words: I'm always yours
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)"
"Oh, I'm having so much fun!"
"Well Parvati, we're just getting started!"
"Oh, I love you Dean!!"
Finished Parvati, smiling and she quickly pecked Dean on the lips and both got off the stage.
"Ohh, another couple!! That was cool! Parvati and Barbie girl!"
'I do not want to know what a Barbie is. Sounds horrible. Pink. Urgh!' Thought Severus.
Oh, your brain is finally working again?
'I beg to differ. I was just... surprised.' Answered Severus, thinking about the, in his opinion, wonderful kiss.
'Bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss.'
Oh god, nobody can't save you anymore.
''Bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss, bliss...' Chanted Severus' mind, focused on the kiss.
Oh dear.
"Okay, next performer is.... Ginny Weasley!"
TBC...
*whistles* I hope that satisfied the SS/HP fans. Review please!
asa-chan