Chapter 1–The Middle of Nowhere
Scene: a car driving down on the wrong side of the road
Mia sitting, holding little blue flowers with a card.
Card: Hey Mia, you were a great friend.
Mia: sigh.
Ms. Briggs: Wow, this place is in the middle of nowhere, I'll have to go steal stuff in the next town.
Orchid off stage: buy stuff!
Briggs ignoring Orchid: you're right! No one here will have any good valuables. That stinks.
Ms. Briggs: Hey Mia, there's your new school, it doesn't look so bad.
Mia looks out the window and sees the walls are blue.
Mia: ooh, I can't wait, this is gonna be the best school ever! It has blue walls!
Ms. Briggs: *whispers* you're supposed to say it stinks!
Mia: *sticks her tongue out* Nyah, why did you guys have to be my parents? Why not Kyle or Dora? Someone good?
Briggs: hey! I don't want to hear that from my daughter! You better appologize, besides, it could be someone like Saturos and Menardi.
Mia: 0_o, I'm sorr–AUGH!!! My blue flower! They're dying! A petal fell off! Ms. Briggs! Fix it fast!
Ms. Briggs: Mom! MOM!!!
Mia: sorry Ms. Briggs.
Ms. Briggs: sigh.
Briggs: hey, I think I may have missed the turn.
The road is dirt, with overgrown trees.
Briggs: don't worry, I think I can make it to the house from this road.
Mia: don't Briggs, you always get us lost.
Ms. Briggs: that was my line.
Mia: *sticks out tongue* Nyah!
Briggs: letsa go!
Begins driving really really fast down the road.
Ms. Briggs: stop it Briggs, remember? Eleo? He'll be really sad if you crash!
Briggs: awe, don't worry!
Mia: stone in the road!
Briggs: what? *sees weird statue thingy* Augh!
Crashes.
Ms. Briggs: Briggs! _
Briggs: don't worry, we're insured, besides, it's not our car, it's Orchid's moms!
Orchid: I knew that was a mistake! I knew it! I'm sooooo dead!
Naomi: Mwa-ha-ha!
Briggs: what is this place? Wow, it's made of plaster!
Mia: that's because its part of the set and we didn't have enough money to make it real brick.
Ms. Briggs: hey, I wanna see inside!
Runs inside
Briggs: maybe there be treasure!
Mia: I'm going to kill you Orchid, giving me Pirates for parents!
All three go in and enter a large room that somewhat looks like a church.
Ms. Briggs: ooh, do you hear that?
Mr. Briggs and Mia listen
Mia: it sounds like a train!
Ms. Briggs: maybe we're near a train station.
Briggs: come on! Lets go further, I wanna see the other side.
All three run outside and face a very large field of grass with building at the top of the hill.
Briggs: I knew it!
Mia: what?
Briggs: it's an abandoned theme park! They built them everywhere in the early 90's, but they all went bankrupt. This must be one of them.
Mia: *amazed* you know something? Wow . . .
Ms. Briggs: wow, what a beautiful place, we should've brought Eleo and some lunch, and had a picnic as one happy familiy.
Briggs: lets go steal from those houses up there!
Runs off.
Mia: and this is just the first chapter, what's the rest going to be like? @_@ I'm gonna die!
Ms. Briggs: come on Mia, lets go!
Mia: but you said just a quick look! Now lets go back!
Wind kicks up, and knocks Mia down and the building makes moaning noises.
Mia: freakyness! *runs off*
Briggs: look it, they tried to build a river here.
Empty river.
Mia: Wow! Water ^_^ These guys are smart!
Enter village.
Ms. Briggs: wow, they all look like restaurants.
Briggs: hey, do you smell that? Something smells delicious!
All run down towards the source of smell
Mia: food dead ahead! *points to booth where food is steaming* wow, it smells so yummy! *picks up mini chicken*
Orchid: *whispers* Mia! You're not supposed to eat any!
Mia: what? Are you kidding? This looks good!
Briggs: you're right! But aren't we supposed to pay for it?
Ms. Briggs: don't worry, we'll pay it when the chef gets back.
Briggs: better yet, lets not pay at all! *begins pilling food on*
Mia sits down to eat, but looks as Briggs eats a gooshy strange food whole and drenches his shirt, and makes her want to gag.
Mia: um. . . never mind, I'm gonna do some exploring.
Naomi: good choice!
Mia: alone, all alone, it has never been so good! Man, I wish my Isaac-Chan was here, then we'd have a blast! Wow, strange bridge, woah, is that a bathhouse. For some reason I can read those strange markings! *looks at flag with Japanese Kanji*
Train blows its whistle and Mia looks over rail. Finding she can't see very well, she runs to the other side, but finds someone standing next to her.
Mia: Isaac-Chan! *tackles Isaac and begins hugging him*
Isaac: Mia, what are you doing here? And my name isn't Isaac, it's Haku.
Mia: what a strange name, come on Isaac, lets go beat up Briggs!
Isaac with shadows changing rapidly behind him : Mia, you have to get out of here now, and I'll distract them!
Mia: what? By Isaac, I don't wanna–
Isaac: why do you keep calling me Isaac, that's not my name!
Mia: yes it is!
Isaac: no it's not
Mia: yes it is!
Isaac: Mia, trust me, you have to get out of here, they're lighting the lamps, go!
Mia: for you my Isaac! *runs off*
Isaac: blowing leaves from his fingertips.
Mia: my Isaac-Chan is the greatest.
Running back to Briggs and his wife, but finds out they are really pigs now.
Mia: wow, really fits their personality.
Briggs: snort! Snort snort snort!
Mia: um, could you say that again, I really didn't understand.
Briggs: *lunges at her*
Mia: AUGH!!! Get away from me you slimy pig! EEEWWWW!!!
* * *
Misty: well that was interesting.
Orchid: it was stupid.
Misty: that too.
Orchid: I am a failure at parodys!
Misty: awe, don't worry, it'll turn out great, or I'll have to kill someone!
Orchid: whatever.
Misty: Review, or Orchid won't update, and it can't just be Naomi, it has to be other people!
Orchid: And if you haven't seen Spirited Away, you really need to, because it has three Academe Awards, one for Best Animated Feature from National Board of Reviews, Best Picture from the 52nd Berlin International Film Festival, and the Best Animated Film from New York Film Critics Circle! And if you don't like it, shame on you!
Misty: And it will turn to disaster with the Golden Sun characters acting it out.
Orchid: not to say they're horrible actors.
Misty: and they don't pay one bit of attention to the script peopleses.
Orchid: sigh.
Misty: REVIEW!!!
Scene: a car driving down on the wrong side of the road
Mia sitting, holding little blue flowers with a card.
Card: Hey Mia, you were a great friend.
Mia: sigh.
Ms. Briggs: Wow, this place is in the middle of nowhere, I'll have to go steal stuff in the next town.
Orchid off stage: buy stuff!
Briggs ignoring Orchid: you're right! No one here will have any good valuables. That stinks.
Ms. Briggs: Hey Mia, there's your new school, it doesn't look so bad.
Mia looks out the window and sees the walls are blue.
Mia: ooh, I can't wait, this is gonna be the best school ever! It has blue walls!
Ms. Briggs: *whispers* you're supposed to say it stinks!
Mia: *sticks her tongue out* Nyah, why did you guys have to be my parents? Why not Kyle or Dora? Someone good?
Briggs: hey! I don't want to hear that from my daughter! You better appologize, besides, it could be someone like Saturos and Menardi.
Mia: 0_o, I'm sorr–AUGH!!! My blue flower! They're dying! A petal fell off! Ms. Briggs! Fix it fast!
Ms. Briggs: Mom! MOM!!!
Mia: sorry Ms. Briggs.
Ms. Briggs: sigh.
Briggs: hey, I think I may have missed the turn.
The road is dirt, with overgrown trees.
Briggs: don't worry, I think I can make it to the house from this road.
Mia: don't Briggs, you always get us lost.
Ms. Briggs: that was my line.
Mia: *sticks out tongue* Nyah!
Briggs: letsa go!
Begins driving really really fast down the road.
Ms. Briggs: stop it Briggs, remember? Eleo? He'll be really sad if you crash!
Briggs: awe, don't worry!
Mia: stone in the road!
Briggs: what? *sees weird statue thingy* Augh!
Crashes.
Ms. Briggs: Briggs! _
Briggs: don't worry, we're insured, besides, it's not our car, it's Orchid's moms!
Orchid: I knew that was a mistake! I knew it! I'm sooooo dead!
Naomi: Mwa-ha-ha!
Briggs: what is this place? Wow, it's made of plaster!
Mia: that's because its part of the set and we didn't have enough money to make it real brick.
Ms. Briggs: hey, I wanna see inside!
Runs inside
Briggs: maybe there be treasure!
Mia: I'm going to kill you Orchid, giving me Pirates for parents!
All three go in and enter a large room that somewhat looks like a church.
Ms. Briggs: ooh, do you hear that?
Mr. Briggs and Mia listen
Mia: it sounds like a train!
Ms. Briggs: maybe we're near a train station.
Briggs: come on! Lets go further, I wanna see the other side.
All three run outside and face a very large field of grass with building at the top of the hill.
Briggs: I knew it!
Mia: what?
Briggs: it's an abandoned theme park! They built them everywhere in the early 90's, but they all went bankrupt. This must be one of them.
Mia: *amazed* you know something? Wow . . .
Ms. Briggs: wow, what a beautiful place, we should've brought Eleo and some lunch, and had a picnic as one happy familiy.
Briggs: lets go steal from those houses up there!
Runs off.
Mia: and this is just the first chapter, what's the rest going to be like? @_@ I'm gonna die!
Ms. Briggs: come on Mia, lets go!
Mia: but you said just a quick look! Now lets go back!
Wind kicks up, and knocks Mia down and the building makes moaning noises.
Mia: freakyness! *runs off*
Briggs: look it, they tried to build a river here.
Empty river.
Mia: Wow! Water ^_^ These guys are smart!
Enter village.
Ms. Briggs: wow, they all look like restaurants.
Briggs: hey, do you smell that? Something smells delicious!
All run down towards the source of smell
Mia: food dead ahead! *points to booth where food is steaming* wow, it smells so yummy! *picks up mini chicken*
Orchid: *whispers* Mia! You're not supposed to eat any!
Mia: what? Are you kidding? This looks good!
Briggs: you're right! But aren't we supposed to pay for it?
Ms. Briggs: don't worry, we'll pay it when the chef gets back.
Briggs: better yet, lets not pay at all! *begins pilling food on*
Mia sits down to eat, but looks as Briggs eats a gooshy strange food whole and drenches his shirt, and makes her want to gag.
Mia: um. . . never mind, I'm gonna do some exploring.
Naomi: good choice!
Mia: alone, all alone, it has never been so good! Man, I wish my Isaac-Chan was here, then we'd have a blast! Wow, strange bridge, woah, is that a bathhouse. For some reason I can read those strange markings! *looks at flag with Japanese Kanji*
Train blows its whistle and Mia looks over rail. Finding she can't see very well, she runs to the other side, but finds someone standing next to her.
Mia: Isaac-Chan! *tackles Isaac and begins hugging him*
Isaac: Mia, what are you doing here? And my name isn't Isaac, it's Haku.
Mia: what a strange name, come on Isaac, lets go beat up Briggs!
Isaac with shadows changing rapidly behind him : Mia, you have to get out of here now, and I'll distract them!
Mia: what? By Isaac, I don't wanna–
Isaac: why do you keep calling me Isaac, that's not my name!
Mia: yes it is!
Isaac: no it's not
Mia: yes it is!
Isaac: Mia, trust me, you have to get out of here, they're lighting the lamps, go!
Mia: for you my Isaac! *runs off*
Isaac: blowing leaves from his fingertips.
Mia: my Isaac-Chan is the greatest.
Running back to Briggs and his wife, but finds out they are really pigs now.
Mia: wow, really fits their personality.
Briggs: snort! Snort snort snort!
Mia: um, could you say that again, I really didn't understand.
Briggs: *lunges at her*
Mia: AUGH!!! Get away from me you slimy pig! EEEWWWW!!!
* * *
Misty: well that was interesting.
Orchid: it was stupid.
Misty: that too.
Orchid: I am a failure at parodys!
Misty: awe, don't worry, it'll turn out great, or I'll have to kill someone!
Orchid: whatever.
Misty: Review, or Orchid won't update, and it can't just be Naomi, it has to be other people!
Orchid: And if you haven't seen Spirited Away, you really need to, because it has three Academe Awards, one for Best Animated Feature from National Board of Reviews, Best Picture from the 52nd Berlin International Film Festival, and the Best Animated Film from New York Film Critics Circle! And if you don't like it, shame on you!
Misty: And it will turn to disaster with the Golden Sun characters acting it out.
Orchid: not to say they're horrible actors.
Misty: and they don't pay one bit of attention to the script peopleses.
Orchid: sigh.
Misty: REVIEW!!!