I'm really sorry about the delay! But my computer kindly decided to crash.... *mutters* stupid thing...But I wrote fast and here is chapter 6!!! Enjoy!!
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Chi7890: I also loved the SS/HP. And I also thought, chapter 4 had been better. Thanks for the review!
Corwin1: Really? You listened to Clint Eastwood? That's cool! Thanks for the review!
Potter-Freak123: I will help you by your search for your ass. I also thought, that is Hermione's song! I don't know, is this enought SS/HP? Nah! You can never get enough SS/HP!
Nyades Road Ghost: Here is more! Thanks for the review!
Malvolio1342: I thank you for your review! Well, you're right poor Remus.
Cassa_Andra: I did not write it. I searched by Google for a song for Hermione and found the lovely song! I also love the kiss. And the song is bloody fantastic! Oh yeah, Fangirls UNITE! P.S: I think the songs is from the Sesame Street... *sweatdrops*
Velvetina: I don't know. I need 1 hour, sometimes only 1 minute... .. Thanks for the review!
Lillian-and-Lime: Yeah, I just thought: What song would fit Parvati? And then: Barbie Gir!! Well, Siri can't have a heart-attack yet, he still needs to sing one more time!
Setsuri: Oh yes, Weiss Kreuz rocks! Thanks for the review! And now all: Bliss, bliss, bliss!! ^_~
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Summary: Harry's final year. He somehow had succeeded in killing Voldemort in his sixth year with the help of his Potions Professor, Sirius alive and free, Draco changed sides, so Dumbledore decides to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts, because he thinks that everyone is too angsty and sour. The winner of the contest will win their truest heart desire.... All teachers and students have to take part in the contest. It's a must.
But of course, the manipulative old coot has another reason to start the Karaoke contest.
The reason??
Two certain, stubborn fools who don't want to admit that they are in love and he wants to make sure they both end up with eachother.
Let the singing begin!!! ^_~
Warning: Slash, OOC (Snape), no real plot, and note: This is not a copy of 'Voices of Wizard'.
Pairing: The mighty pairing SS/HP, SB/RL, RW/HG, and much more
Disclaimer: Is Harry Potter mine? NO!
-CHAPTER 6-
Last time:
"Okay, next performer is.... Ginny Weasley!"
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Ginny blushed which clashed horribly with her bright red hair, but stood up and went to the stage, hand clenched. She wore a red sweater, a navy blue pleated skirt and brown shoes. Her light brown eyes were determinded.
'I can do that! I will do it for Harry!' She thought.
"Ginny!!! Ginny! Ginny!" Chanted Hermione, Ron and Harry, waving a banner.
She took a deep breath and said: "Okay, my song is called Emerald. I dedicate the song to Harry Potter, my personal hero. I'm ready."
'Oh god! First Colin dedicated his song to me and now Ginny... I think I' going to die!!' Thought a blushing Harry, trying to hide his face as everyone turnded his/her head to him and smirked knowingly at him.
"See? I knew that Ginny worships you!" Laughed Ron, patting Harry on the back.
"Oh, just sod off!!" Harry said.
Ginny waved her wand and the music started.
"Confess what you crave
a life without pain
you'd kill for the taste
But the hurt still remains"
Harry in his second year, as everyone stared suspicously at him, thinging that he was the Heir of Slytherin.
"Still they don't know who you really are"
Harry surrounded by many fans, all staring in awe at his scar.
"Just be still my Emerald
I'll be waiting for you
Do exactly what your're told
I'll be waiting for you"
Harry smiling serenely, emerald green eyes shining.
"Ashamed by the threats
you pierce the embrace
Afraid and alone
In a dark lonely place"
Harry imprisoned in a dark cell.
"Did you alway want to be
Did they try to steal your soul
Did they hurt you with deceit
Can't you come in from the cold
Be still my Emerald
I'll be waiting for you"
Ginny smiled at Harry and the song ended.
"Wow!! That was... I can't describe it.. It was a great song!! That was Ginny Weasley!!!" Shouted Lee Jordan.
The students, especially Harry and the teachers clapped.
Ginny beamed and went off the stage, rushed to Harry and kissed him on the cheek. She giggled and ran to her seat.
'ARGH! HOW DARE YOU!!! HE'S MINE! MINE! I'M TELLIN YA!! ARGH!!! YOU STUPID WEASEL!!' Screamed Severus mind.
Calm down buddy, she just kissed him on the cheek.
'CALM DOWN?!! CALM DOWN?!!! ARE YOU STUPID?? SHE KISSED HARRY!!! AND YOU SAY: CALM DOWN?! DO YOU WANT ME TO CASTRATE YOU?!' Hissed Severus.
Oh, ignore me, I don't exist! Lalala!! Said the voice nervously.
'Good.'
"Okay, now comes V-I-C-T-I-M TIME!!" Snickered Lee. "And the victim is.... Remus J. Lupin! Hey, what's your middle name, Prof. Lupy???"
"Jordan! Don't be so rude!" Shouted McGonagall.
Remus smiled.
"It's okay. My middle name is quite stupid but I will tell you. It's Johannes. But what song do I have to sing?"
"I'm a Werewolf baby!" A familiar voice yelled. Remus turned around and saw that Harry had been the one yelling.
"Okay, it's I'm a Werewolf baby! To the stage! Professor McGonagall?" Lee said.
Minerva waved her wand and Remus suddenly only had a tight Jeans on. No shirt and other things. Just tight, nice Jeans.
Once again, a few first years fainted and the Gryffindors chanted: "Remus! Remus!! He is the man! If he can't do that, nobody can! WOHOOOOOO, Professor Lupin!"
Sirius doggie eyes perked up and he sat up and looked around. Then he saw Moony and he whistled loudly.
"Man, I'm impressed Moony!! Go! Go! Go! Shake your sexy little ass for me!"
The students snickered. Albu beamed. Minerva frowned.
Remus blushed brightly, but nodded anyway and waved his wand.
'Harry has a better ass....' Severus thought sourly.
I wholeheartily agree! He has a good bum but not as nice as Harry's. Harry has a sexy ass. Yummy....
'Oh yes. What an ass....'
"The moon goes up, I start to sweat
Call Mediwitch Poppy, call Potions Master Sev
My brain goes numb, my blood gets hot
All I need is what you got."
Remus starts dancing, swaying his hips.
"I'm a werewolf, baby, here I come
I'm a werewolf, baby, here I come."
An image of Remus, amber eyes glinting, grinning.
"I lose control, I just can't stop
You look so good, like sweet cream top
Ripped my pants, ripped your shirt
I'm gonna eat you Sirius, for dessert."
Sirius smirks and starts to strip, trailing his hand down his chest.
Girls and boys are screaming
"I'm a werewolf, baby, here I come
I'm a werewolf, baby, here I come"
Remus goes to Sirius, running his hand trought his brown/gray hair, smiling.
"I can smell your blood, I can hear you breathe
I'm gonna catch your heart right off your sleeve
Love you forever, fuck you raw
I'm gonna screw you, like the movie you saw."
Remus growled the last words and jumped on Sirius.
The students started cheering. Harry was beaming, high-fiving first Ron than Hermione.
'I knew that the song will arouse them! What a show! Wohooo! You rule, you rule!! I knew that I'm gay for a reason!' Screamed Harry's mind.
'I'm hetero all right... But that was delicous. Will Hermione be angry if I say to her, I want to join a Slash-fanclub??' Wondered Ron. He glanced at Hermione, who was jumping up and down, cat-calling. 'I don't think so.'
'YAHAAAAA!! I think I should go to Fanfiction.Net..... And read those Slash fics!! And I have to start a Slash-Fanclub. I wonder if Ron wants to join?
...
Nah!' Thought Hermione, plans running through her mind.
'I have to admit that was sexy....' Thought Severus.
Oh yes.
"Whew!!! That was.. Oh!! Okay, next performer is....Luna Lovegood of Ravenclaw!!"
Luna grinned and ran to the stage. Harry had to stiffle giggle. She wore bright orange cauldron-shaped earrings and had her wand behind her ear.
"Okay my song is called Eternal Crazy.... Hey, where's my wand? I just had it in my hand..."
The audience laughed loudly. "Behind your right ear!" Ginny called. "Oh, really? Thank you Gin!!" Luna took her wand and waved it.
"What they say
They say I'm crazy when it comes to them
(No matter what they say)
(No words I know can keep me away from those creatures)
(They say I'm crazy)
This is why"
Luna smiling, talking about some Crumble Horned Snorkack, whatever that is....
"They see me walking down this lonely hallway
They see me talking when I'm the only one in view
(They say I'm crazy)
Well I'm not crazy
(Maybe a little crazy)
When it comes to them"
An image of Luna, wearing her radish earrings.
"I hear them whisper
Certainly, she's lost her mind
And draw conclusions on any reasons they can find
They say I'm crazy
Well I'm not crazy
(Maybe a little crazy)
When it comes to them
(They say I'm crazy)
Well I'm not crazy
(Maybe a little crazy)
When it comes to them, them"
Luna walking down a hallway, people behind her back are pointing at her.
"(When it comes to them)
All others just a waste of time
(When it comes to them)
There is nothing more on my mind
(When it comes to them)
I'm just in love
(I'm just in love)
And a little (crazy)
When it comes to them
Yes I'm just crazy
When it comes to them"
Luna talking with Harry about Thestrals.
"They've come to notice
That it's a smile I always wear
And those who notice
That when I'm down it's still there
(They say I'm crazy)
Oh, but I'm not crazy
(Maybe a little crazy)
When it comes to them"
Luna hopping up and down, ecxitedly talking about Blibbering Humdinger.
"(When it comes to them)
All others just a waste of time
(When it comes to them)
There's nothing more on my mind
(When it comes to them)
I'm just in love"
Finished Luna, grinning.
A few people looked to the side, all had guitly expressions on their face.
"Yeah! Luna!" Harry shouted and began to clap. Quickly, the other Gryffindors joined him.
"Okay!! That was Luna Lovegood, our resident somehow loony but nice Ravenclaw!! That was good!! Okay, once again Victim time. And the choosen victim is.... The Slytherin blondie! And I decided that he has to sing: Little Bunny Fu-Fu!!!"
"WHAT?!" Yelled an enraged Draco, left eye twitching madly. The Gryffindors began to laugh.
'Little Bunny Fu-Fu? What in the seven hells is that?! Sounds horrible!' Thought Severus.
Believe me, you don't want to know.
"To the stage please." Grinned Lee.
Draco glared, but stood up and went to the stage, muttering not so nice words under his breath.
Harry grinned.
'I may not hate Dray anymore but seeing him, dressed up like a bunny... Oh man!! That will the best moment in my life! Thank you Merlin!'
Minerva waved her wand again and Draco now had cute soft white bunny-ears, a fluffy white jacket and trousers, white gloves and a fluffy white bushy tail.
"HOW CUTE!! AWWWW!!" Cooed the female students. The male students laughed.
Draco glared furiously, but waved his wand.
"Little bunny fu-fu, (He holds up two fingers)
hopping through the forest (He bounces his hand up and down)
Scooping up the field mice, (He makes a scooping motion with hand)
and bopping them on the head." (slap top of fist with palm)
Behind Draco an image of hopping bunny's appeared.
(Spoken)
"Then down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny Fu-Fu, (wags forefinger - "no-no")
I don't wanna see you (wags forefinger - "no-no")
Scooping up the field mice, (scooping motion with hand)
and bopping them on the head." (slaps top of fist with palm)
(spoken)
"I'll give you 3 chances,
and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a Goon!"
"Little bunny fu-fu,
hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head."
(Spoken)
Then down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny Fu-Fu,
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head.
(spoken)
"I'll give you 2 chances,
and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a Goon!"
"Little bunny fu-fu,
hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head."
(Spoken)
"Then down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny Fu-Fu,
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head."
(spoken)
"I'll give you 1 more chance,
and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a Goon!"
"Little bunny fu-fu,
hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head."
(Spoken)
"Then down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny Fu-Fu,
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head.
POOF! You're a goon!"
(Spoken)
"And the moral of the story is:
Hare today, goon tomorrow!"
Finished Draco, scowling, his puffy tail wagging slightly.
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.
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Silence
.
.
.
The Great Hall shook because of the roaring laughter. Harry and Ron were rolling on the floor, laughing madly, tears streaming down their faces. Hermione was giggling, eyes shining.
Even the Slytherins were laughing.
'*snort* Pffft..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!' Laughed Severus, holding his sides, shaking his head.
Are you allright?
'I am, but seeing Draco like this--!! I would have killed somebody just to see Lucius Malfoy's face in the moment!! Oh Merlin!!!'
Draco frowned and got off the stage, his fluffy white ears twitching.
"Hahahahahaha!!! Okay, that was Draco Malfoy of Slytherin house!! Now, what do you want? A performer or Victim time?" Asked Lee, snickering.
"Victim!"
"Okay, Victim is.... Oh!"
"Oh?"
"It's once again Harry Potter!'
Harry groaned, but went to the stage.
"And he will sing Come, Baby, Come by K7!"
Minerva waved her wand and Harry was dressed in baggy jeans 'A shame.' thought Severus, a green T-Shirt, fingerless black gloves and a cap.
"Yeah, Bounce, Come on Bounce, Bounce, come on Bounce
Someone's always in control, you know what I'm sayin
I slam the door - Boom!
When I come into the bedroom. Wham! Bam!
'Cause I'm the king of the castle
na na na turn me on, turn me loose!
Come on, come on try to hit it, it's a hassle
come get some of this 'cause we got the innuendo
play me like Nintendo, never ever let go (no!)
keep it so loud you hit 'em the crescendo "
Harry smirks and goes to Severus, dancing all the way.
Severus gulps.
'Heaven, here I come.'
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some
(you gotta give me lovin' and you gotta give me some)
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some
(you gotta give me lovin' and you gotta give me some)"
Harry sits on Severus' lap and starts to rock slightly.
Sirius was crying.
"Why him, Harry why him?!"
"Oh dear."
"(Are you tired? Give me love) "
Harry starts to rub his pelvis against Severus'.
"Well, I can hear the ring ring ring
the telephone goes ring
Hello, Hello, but we're still gettin busy
pum pump pump - hua!
now your gettin' busy
I can slow it down so you can pump it (pump it)
better move it fast so you can thump it (thump it)
two balls and a bat, a pitcher wears a hat
slidin' into home base, trying to hit a home run, (hua!)
swing batta' batta' batta' batta' batta' swing!"
Harry does a little lap-dance.
"Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some
(you gotta give me lovin' and you gotta give me some)
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some
(you gotta give me lovin' and you gotta give me some)"
Harry hugs Severus.
"Break it down, break it down, come on
Bounce! Move it all around, Move it all around Bounce!
Pump it up and down, pump it up and down, Bounce!
Move it all around, Move it all around Bounce!
Pump it up and down, pump it up and down, Bounce, Bounce!"
Harry starts bouncing.
"Tell me do you like it? Yeah, Yeah
Do you want a little more? Yeah, Yeah
Now tell me do you love it? Yeah, Yeah
Come on! Do do you love me? Ha! I can feel it!
Hua baby baby, come on, ha baby baby, let it go!
Hua baby baby, come on, ha baby baby, give it to me!
ha baby come on, ha baby, give it to me!"
Harry throws his arms in the air and shakes his body.
"Ha! Straight up, now tell me!
Bounce, Come on Bounce, Bounce, come on Bounce
Bounce, Come on Bounce, Bounce, come on Bounce
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some!!
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
Come baby come, baby baby, come come
when you gotta give me lovin' then you gotta give me some!!"
Harry smirked and went to his seat, leaving a very distracted and aroused Potions Master.
'Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'
"Bloody hell!!! That was Harry Potter! An applause please!!
The audience stomped their feets, clapped and whistled.
"Okay, then next performer will be..... Minerva McGonagall, head of Gryffindor!!!"
TBC...
Okay, I know it was short. But please review!!!! And please excuse my mistakes, I 've no beta-reader for the fic.
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