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Chapter 2 . . . or 3 . . .Nesh, curse this short-term memory!
"Just a Dream"
Mia: Hey! I thought the parody was done!
Orchid: What do you mean?
Mia: My parents are pigs, what better ending could anyone ask for?
Orchid: But you have to save them!
Mia: No
Orchid: Yes
Mia: No
Orchid: Yes
Mia: No
Orchid: okay then, since you don't like your parents that much, I'll give you new ones.
Mia: Yay!
Orchid: Saturos, Misty! Come here!
Mia: WHAT!?!?
Misty: Wow, I get to be Mia's mom. . . With Saturos?
Saturos: Why her? What happened to Menardi?
Orchid: She's playing Zeneba, as far away as I could put her from you.
Saturos: Why you little-
Orchid: You better not finish that sentence. I have Author Powers remember?
Saturos [pouts]
Orchid: Wa-ha-ha!
Misty: I shall not ask.
Mia: I can't believe it, I have to rescue you guys?
Misty: and Haku.
Mia: Haku? Who's Haku? What an odd name.
Orchid: You really should be paying attention to your scripts.
Mia: Scripts? What scripts?
Orchid: Nesh...
Misty: Just ignore all we said and just do it right.
Mia: what?
Misty: Never mind.
Orchid: to the thingy!
Mia: About time. Lets just get this overwith.
SCENE: THAT ONE PLACE WE LEFT OFF! [Misty: The River dangit!]
Mia: [singing to Mary had a Little Sheep] My parents turned to pigs pigs pigs, pigs pigs pigs, pigs pigs pigs. My parents turned to pigs pigs pigs, so now I'm finally free!
Mia: [comes upon the empty river that somehow turned into a lake] Wow a lake! It's so pretty! I feel like swimming!
Orchid Off Stage: Miat, you're not supposed to cross it!
Mia: Oh, no, a, lake, what, shall, I, do?
Naomi Off Stage: AUGH! Inappropriate use of commas!
Mia: I are dead!
Naomi Off Stage: Improper grammar! I'm going to kill Orchid for writing bad scripts!
Orchid Off Stage: I'ts not my fault! She won't memorize her lines, or even listen to me!
Misty Off Stage: I don't blame her.
Orchid Off Stage: why you little Popinschazzidong! [tackles Misty]
Misty Off Stage: AUGH!!!
Mia: You know, I think I'll leave. Wow, is it just me, or does Misty have a pitch fork in her head?
Orchid Off Stage: Er. . . No! It's just a dream!
Mia: Good thing too. [looks at her hand] What the hay? My hands are see-through! E-gad! My toes are gone! Wow, it must be the side-affect of being around insane people. [runs off screaming hysterically]
SCENE: MIA HIDING FROM ORCHID AND NAOMI BEHIND A BUILDING
Isaac: [running towards Mia] Mia!
Mia: Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Haku!
Mia: Your name is Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: Is not!
Mia: What has the horrible Orchid done to you? Did she erase your memory or something? Curse those author powers!
Isaac: anyways, you need to eat something or you'll disappear.
Mia: That'd be cool, then Orchid couldn't find me.
Isaac: No, you have to eat something [brings out giant pixy stix]
Mia: Wow! Blue pixy stix just for me Isaac-Chan? You're the best [tries to hug Isaac but falls through] Err.... [eats the pixy stix] Yummy ^_^ I like pixy stix, they're so sweet and happy and cute :D
Isaac: Oh no, what have I done?!
Mia: Come on Isaac-Chan, lets go exploring! [grabs Isaac and begins running towards the busy part of town]
Isaac: But I'm supposed to save you from Karst's pink parrot! And do magic!
Mia: Come on, what's in this building? Wow, lots of pigs! Ooh, ooh, ooh, there's another door over there. Hay Isaac-Chan? Do you have anymore pixy stix?
Isaac: NOO!!! AND MY NAME IS NOT ISAAC-CHAN!!!
Mia: You need to work on you anger management.
Isaac: . . .
Mia: Much better, okay, now where are we going?
Isaac: This way! [heads outside] okay, you have to hold your breath while we cross the bridge or everyone will see you.
Mia: why?
Isaac: Because you're human.
Mia: So are you.
Isaac: No I'm not.
Mia: You know what? I won't ask.
Isaac: good job. Now take a deep breath.
Mia: Only for you Isaac-Chan.
Isaac: Shush it.
Mia: . . .
SCENE: A BRIDGE WITH GIANT SIZED CHICKS (as in the bird) FROGS AND FREAKY LOOK'N THINGS WITH IVAN DRESSED IN NORMAL UNIFORM WITH A STAFF.
Orchid Off Stage: stop stop stop! Ivan!
Ivan: What?
Orchid Off Stage: You're supposed to be dressed in black and wearing a mask!
Ivan: Why?
Orchid Off Stage: Because you're No-Face.
Ivan: What? Who's No-Face? And why is he called that? Cause he has no face?
Orchid Off Stage: Sorta . . .
Ivan: But I like having a face, and only assassins wear black.
Orchid Off Stage: And you were supposed to dye your hair black.
Ivan: What? No way! I'm blond, and I'm staying blond!
Orchid Off Stage: Ivan!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: Yes!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: Yes!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: I call upon the Author Powers! Let it rain upon Ivan!
[a bucket of black paint appears above Ivan]
Ivan: Awe man!
[dumps]
Ivan: Not nice!
Orchid Off Stage: BWA-HA-HA!!! ^_^ You can continue now!
Isaac: [muttering] Insane Idiots.
Mia: Tell me about it! [All spirits turn and star and her]
Isaac: Mia!
Mia: Um . . . Halloo!
[The two speed off leaving the weird looking spirits with blank looks]
Chapter 2 . . . or 3 . . .Nesh, curse this short-term memory!
"Just a Dream"
Mia: Hey! I thought the parody was done!
Orchid: What do you mean?
Mia: My parents are pigs, what better ending could anyone ask for?
Orchid: But you have to save them!
Mia: No
Orchid: Yes
Mia: No
Orchid: Yes
Mia: No
Orchid: okay then, since you don't like your parents that much, I'll give you new ones.
Mia: Yay!
Orchid: Saturos, Misty! Come here!
Mia: WHAT!?!?
Misty: Wow, I get to be Mia's mom. . . With Saturos?
Saturos: Why her? What happened to Menardi?
Orchid: She's playing Zeneba, as far away as I could put her from you.
Saturos: Why you little-
Orchid: You better not finish that sentence. I have Author Powers remember?
Saturos [pouts]
Orchid: Wa-ha-ha!
Misty: I shall not ask.
Mia: I can't believe it, I have to rescue you guys?
Misty: and Haku.
Mia: Haku? Who's Haku? What an odd name.
Orchid: You really should be paying attention to your scripts.
Mia: Scripts? What scripts?
Orchid: Nesh...
Misty: Just ignore all we said and just do it right.
Mia: what?
Misty: Never mind.
Orchid: to the thingy!
Mia: About time. Lets just get this overwith.
SCENE: THAT ONE PLACE WE LEFT OFF! [Misty: The River dangit!]
Mia: [singing to Mary had a Little Sheep] My parents turned to pigs pigs pigs, pigs pigs pigs, pigs pigs pigs. My parents turned to pigs pigs pigs, so now I'm finally free!
Mia: [comes upon the empty river that somehow turned into a lake] Wow a lake! It's so pretty! I feel like swimming!
Orchid Off Stage: Miat, you're not supposed to cross it!
Mia: Oh, no, a, lake, what, shall, I, do?
Naomi Off Stage: AUGH! Inappropriate use of commas!
Mia: I are dead!
Naomi Off Stage: Improper grammar! I'm going to kill Orchid for writing bad scripts!
Orchid Off Stage: I'ts not my fault! She won't memorize her lines, or even listen to me!
Misty Off Stage: I don't blame her.
Orchid Off Stage: why you little Popinschazzidong! [tackles Misty]
Misty Off Stage: AUGH!!!
Mia: You know, I think I'll leave. Wow, is it just me, or does Misty have a pitch fork in her head?
Orchid Off Stage: Er. . . No! It's just a dream!
Mia: Good thing too. [looks at her hand] What the hay? My hands are see-through! E-gad! My toes are gone! Wow, it must be the side-affect of being around insane people. [runs off screaming hysterically]
SCENE: MIA HIDING FROM ORCHID AND NAOMI BEHIND A BUILDING
Isaac: [running towards Mia] Mia!
Mia: Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Haku!
Mia: Your name is Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: Is not!
Mia: What has the horrible Orchid done to you? Did she erase your memory or something? Curse those author powers!
Isaac: anyways, you need to eat something or you'll disappear.
Mia: That'd be cool, then Orchid couldn't find me.
Isaac: No, you have to eat something [brings out giant pixy stix]
Mia: Wow! Blue pixy stix just for me Isaac-Chan? You're the best [tries to hug Isaac but falls through] Err.... [eats the pixy stix] Yummy ^_^ I like pixy stix, they're so sweet and happy and cute :D
Isaac: Oh no, what have I done?!
Mia: Come on Isaac-Chan, lets go exploring! [grabs Isaac and begins running towards the busy part of town]
Isaac: But I'm supposed to save you from Karst's pink parrot! And do magic!
Mia: Come on, what's in this building? Wow, lots of pigs! Ooh, ooh, ooh, there's another door over there. Hay Isaac-Chan? Do you have anymore pixy stix?
Isaac: NOO!!! AND MY NAME IS NOT ISAAC-CHAN!!!
Mia: You need to work on you anger management.
Isaac: . . .
Mia: Much better, okay, now where are we going?
Isaac: This way! [heads outside] okay, you have to hold your breath while we cross the bridge or everyone will see you.
Mia: why?
Isaac: Because you're human.
Mia: So are you.
Isaac: No I'm not.
Mia: You know what? I won't ask.
Isaac: good job. Now take a deep breath.
Mia: Only for you Isaac-Chan.
Isaac: Shush it.
Mia: . . .
SCENE: A BRIDGE WITH GIANT SIZED CHICKS (as in the bird) FROGS AND FREAKY LOOK'N THINGS WITH IVAN DRESSED IN NORMAL UNIFORM WITH A STAFF.
Orchid Off Stage: stop stop stop! Ivan!
Ivan: What?
Orchid Off Stage: You're supposed to be dressed in black and wearing a mask!
Ivan: Why?
Orchid Off Stage: Because you're No-Face.
Ivan: What? Who's No-Face? And why is he called that? Cause he has no face?
Orchid Off Stage: Sorta . . .
Ivan: But I like having a face, and only assassins wear black.
Orchid Off Stage: And you were supposed to dye your hair black.
Ivan: What? No way! I'm blond, and I'm staying blond!
Orchid Off Stage: Ivan!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: Yes!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: Yes!
Ivan: No!
Orchid Off Stage: I call upon the Author Powers! Let it rain upon Ivan!
[a bucket of black paint appears above Ivan]
Ivan: Awe man!
[dumps]
Ivan: Not nice!
Orchid Off Stage: BWA-HA-HA!!! ^_^ You can continue now!
Isaac: [muttering] Insane Idiots.
Mia: Tell me about it! [All spirits turn and star and her]
Isaac: Mia!
Mia: Um . . . Halloo!
[The two speed off leaving the weird looking spirits with blank looks]