Orchid:[comes in humming Pirates of the Caribbean]
Misty: Another Day of torture!
Orchid: What are you talking about? You don't have 2 essays due tomorrow that you haven't even thought about, have three tests to study for, finish your bug collection and worry about people attacking your house to update!
Misty: Ha-ha! Loser!
Orchid: Whoever came up with bug collections was a dork! _
Misty: I hate bugs! They're icky and gooey, and if you squish them to hard they explode! I hate bugs! Eww, eww, eww!
Orchid: [brings out bug collection] Mwa-ha-ha! They're looking at you! WOOOO!!
Misty: AUGH!!! Get them away, get them away from me! [hits bug collection sending it flying]
Orchid: NOOOO!!! [cries at remains of her bug collection] that's 300 points on my grade! How am I ever going to get catch fifteen bugs, pin and label them by tomorrow?!
Misty: Ha-ha-ha, I killed all your bugs!
Orchid: Misty I am going to butcher you!
Misty: I'm so sure.
Orchid: Why you little . . . I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! [tackles Misty]
Disclaimer: Orchid doesn't own Golden Sun or Misty, she just loves them so much she has to write these messed up . . . things to show she appreciates them.
Chapter 3–Finding Work at the Bathhouse
SCENE: BY A BUSH NEXT TO THE BATHHOUSE
Mia: I'm so sorry Isaac-chan, I took a breath.
Isaac: Don't worry, you did good. The authors were just being weird again.
Mia: They're always weird.
Isaac: That's true.
Mia: So what do we do now?
Isaac: You need to get work at the bathhouse, or you'll get turned into an animal.
Mia:[lights up] Like a falkon? Or a dolphin?
Isaac: [glares] No, more like a pig, or hamster.
Mia: . . . oh. . . .
Isaac: [puts his hand on Mia's forehead and an image is projected into her mind] So, as soon as things quiet down, sneak out through the back. Go down the stairs and into the boiler room. There, you'll find Picard. Ask him for work, he'll try and turn you away, but keep asking. Got that?
Mia: *_____* . . . pretty pictures. . . .
Isaac: Um, I'll take that as a yes. Okay, I must get going, and remember Mia, I'm your friend.
Mia: Of course you are Isaac-chan! [hugs him as Isaac tries to breath]
Isaac: . . . you're . . . choking . . . me!
Mia: Oops, sorry ^_^ ;
Isaac: So see you later! [begins walking towards the doors of the bathhouse]
Random Frog: Master Haku, Karst wants to see you.
Isaac: I know, I know, it's about my mission right? [frog picks up Isaac's shoes and closes the doors.
Mia: [sitting alone with teary eyes] Isaac . . . chan . . . [looks around and heads towards a small door. Creeps through and finds herself by a long staircase.]
Mia: Wow, lots of stairs, and a pretty lake! ^_^ [starts down the stairs, nothing like Chihiro]
Orchid Off Stage: [whispering] Mia! You're suppose to be scared!
Mia: Was that the wind I just heard? Or my imagination?
Orchid Off Stage: I do not enjoy that sound of sarcasm in your voice! You better apologize missy!
Mia: [continues to ignore her with her chin in the air] Nope, didn't hear anything I guess. [step breaks and Mia falls through] AUGH!!!
Misty Off Stage: Ooh, that's going to hurt . . .
SPLASH!!!
Orchid: Hmm, why is she not moving?
Misty: I dunno, isn't water supposed to be her thing?
Orchid: I thought so.
~* * * * ~
SCENE: NOT LONG AFTER MIA HAS BEEN REVIVED AND STANDS SHIVERING ABOVE THE STEPS
Mia: [looking down at the staircase] I know you guys . . . Why am I doing this again? [slowly creeps down the stairs one at a time]
Orchid: Now that's more like it!
Mia: Shushityou! [the same step breaks and she begins tumbling down the stairs]
Misty: Ow, that must hurt.
Mia: [smacks into a wall] X_X
Orchid: Are you alright?
Mia: X_X . . . blink . . . blink . . . ow . . .
Misty: phew, she's okay.
~* * * *~
SCENE: MIA MANAGES TO MAKE IT DOWN THE STAIRS AND INTO THE BOILER ROOM
Mia: I don't feel so well . . . [walks into the main room and sees little soot balls walking around with chunks of coal and Picard sitting on platform]
Mia: *_* I feel dizzy . . . WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee . . .[faints and falls onto the soot balls making them turn back into dust]
Soot balls: squeak squeak squeak! [begins attacking Mia with coal] squeak squeak squeak! _
Picard: Lady Mia!? [jumps down and grabs her before the soot balls can pull her towards the boiler]
SB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKY!!!
Picard: No! Bad soot balls, bad! Don't put Mia in the boiler!
SB: ~_~
Picard: [sighs] and casts pure ply on Mia.
Mia: Hi Picard!
Picard: Um . . .hi? Are you looking for a job?
Mia: Yeah! How did you know?
Picard: It says here right in the scripts that you're looking for one.
Mia: Scripts? What scripts? I didn't know we had scripts.
SB: Squeak squeak squeak!
Mia: What are those things?
Picard: They're my very friendly soot balls! [a chunk of coal smacks him in the head]
Mia: yeah, they seem really . . . friendly?
Picard: They're supposed to be friendly, but Orchid got the orders mixed up and got the evil kind instead.
Mia: Sounds like her.
Picard: So anyways, about that job.
Mia: Oh yeah, Isaac-chan sent me here.
Picard: Who's Isaac-chan?
Mia: Oh no! She's brainwashed you to!
Picard: Do you mean Haku? We're only supposed to call him Haku.
Mia: Whatever.
Picard: You'll have to go to Karst for a job, she's the head-hancho here.
Mia: I don't like Karst.
Picard: Neither do I ^_^
Sheba: [appears in a crawlspace carrying a basked and some plates of food] Hey Picard, you guys fighting agian?
Picard: ?
Sheba: Where's your bowl, I keep telling you to leave it out.
Picard: Oh yeah! Just give me the food!
Sheba: Demanding little man! [hands him the bowl grudginly] Hey little Soot Balls! How's it going?
SB: Squeak squeak squeak!
Sheba: Really? Picard's really demanding isn't he?
Mia: 0_o
Sheba: [tossing out sprinkles and sees Mia] GASP!!! You're the human! You're the one everyone's been looking for?
Mia: What is with the human thing? You're human too!
Sheba: Well that wasn't very nice.
Picard: You need to take her to Karst.
Sheba: WHAT!?! No way! I'm not risking my life!
Picard: [holds up roasted newt] what if I give you this roasted newt?
Sheba: [raises an eyebrow] um . . . a roasted newt? How is that supposed to make me want to take her? Newts are yucky.
Picard: [looks at scripts] but it says here to give it to you!
Sheba: What's that?
Picard: The scripts.
Sheba: We have scripts?
Picard: -_-+ Just take the darn thing and get out of here.
Sheba: Fine! Just boss me around then! [sticks her tongue out] Come on Mia, lets get a move on! [dumps basket of colorful sprinkles]
Mia: . . . do I have to?
Sheba: Do you want to be turned into a pig or what? Come on!
Mia: Fine [pouts]
Orchid: well . . .
Misty: um . . .
Orchid: It wasn't as insane as the last chapter, but I had to update.
Misty: seriously! How long has it taken you? A month?
Orchid: nearly. I've been busy! I've finally gotten my website up. ( I've lots of homework, and trying to read a lot.
Misty: that's your excuse?
Orchid: pathetic, I know, but at least I'm not as slow as Triad Orion!
Misty: That wasn't really nice.
Orchid: sorry, Triad Orion is a really really really good author! Read his stuff! And don't listen to Royal Swordsman! He's been popping up a lot recently! _ At first I had no idea who he was. Just a legend, but now he's everywhere! Just like everyone said, his stories have no point. They aren't stories.
Misty: It's really annoying. He does it for the attention, for all the reviews. He figures if he gets reviews, he knows he's known. So don't review his stuff, just report it!
Orchid: So see you later!
Misty: Another Day of torture!
Orchid: What are you talking about? You don't have 2 essays due tomorrow that you haven't even thought about, have three tests to study for, finish your bug collection and worry about people attacking your house to update!
Misty: Ha-ha! Loser!
Orchid: Whoever came up with bug collections was a dork! _
Misty: I hate bugs! They're icky and gooey, and if you squish them to hard they explode! I hate bugs! Eww, eww, eww!
Orchid: [brings out bug collection] Mwa-ha-ha! They're looking at you! WOOOO!!
Misty: AUGH!!! Get them away, get them away from me! [hits bug collection sending it flying]
Orchid: NOOOO!!! [cries at remains of her bug collection] that's 300 points on my grade! How am I ever going to get catch fifteen bugs, pin and label them by tomorrow?!
Misty: Ha-ha-ha, I killed all your bugs!
Orchid: Misty I am going to butcher you!
Misty: I'm so sure.
Orchid: Why you little . . . I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! [tackles Misty]
Disclaimer: Orchid doesn't own Golden Sun or Misty, she just loves them so much she has to write these messed up . . . things to show she appreciates them.
Chapter 3–Finding Work at the Bathhouse
SCENE: BY A BUSH NEXT TO THE BATHHOUSE
Mia: I'm so sorry Isaac-chan, I took a breath.
Isaac: Don't worry, you did good. The authors were just being weird again.
Mia: They're always weird.
Isaac: That's true.
Mia: So what do we do now?
Isaac: You need to get work at the bathhouse, or you'll get turned into an animal.
Mia:[lights up] Like a falkon? Or a dolphin?
Isaac: [glares] No, more like a pig, or hamster.
Mia: . . . oh. . . .
Isaac: [puts his hand on Mia's forehead and an image is projected into her mind] So, as soon as things quiet down, sneak out through the back. Go down the stairs and into the boiler room. There, you'll find Picard. Ask him for work, he'll try and turn you away, but keep asking. Got that?
Mia: *_____* . . . pretty pictures. . . .
Isaac: Um, I'll take that as a yes. Okay, I must get going, and remember Mia, I'm your friend.
Mia: Of course you are Isaac-chan! [hugs him as Isaac tries to breath]
Isaac: . . . you're . . . choking . . . me!
Mia: Oops, sorry ^_^ ;
Isaac: So see you later! [begins walking towards the doors of the bathhouse]
Random Frog: Master Haku, Karst wants to see you.
Isaac: I know, I know, it's about my mission right? [frog picks up Isaac's shoes and closes the doors.
Mia: [sitting alone with teary eyes] Isaac . . . chan . . . [looks around and heads towards a small door. Creeps through and finds herself by a long staircase.]
Mia: Wow, lots of stairs, and a pretty lake! ^_^ [starts down the stairs, nothing like Chihiro]
Orchid Off Stage: [whispering] Mia! You're suppose to be scared!
Mia: Was that the wind I just heard? Or my imagination?
Orchid Off Stage: I do not enjoy that sound of sarcasm in your voice! You better apologize missy!
Mia: [continues to ignore her with her chin in the air] Nope, didn't hear anything I guess. [step breaks and Mia falls through] AUGH!!!
Misty Off Stage: Ooh, that's going to hurt . . .
SPLASH!!!
Orchid: Hmm, why is she not moving?
Misty: I dunno, isn't water supposed to be her thing?
Orchid: I thought so.
~* * * * ~
SCENE: NOT LONG AFTER MIA HAS BEEN REVIVED AND STANDS SHIVERING ABOVE THE STEPS
Mia: [looking down at the staircase] I know you guys . . . Why am I doing this again? [slowly creeps down the stairs one at a time]
Orchid: Now that's more like it!
Mia: Shushityou! [the same step breaks and she begins tumbling down the stairs]
Misty: Ow, that must hurt.
Mia: [smacks into a wall] X_X
Orchid: Are you alright?
Mia: X_X . . . blink . . . blink . . . ow . . .
Misty: phew, she's okay.
~* * * *~
SCENE: MIA MANAGES TO MAKE IT DOWN THE STAIRS AND INTO THE BOILER ROOM
Mia: I don't feel so well . . . [walks into the main room and sees little soot balls walking around with chunks of coal and Picard sitting on platform]
Mia: *_* I feel dizzy . . . WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee . . .[faints and falls onto the soot balls making them turn back into dust]
Soot balls: squeak squeak squeak! [begins attacking Mia with coal] squeak squeak squeak! _
Picard: Lady Mia!? [jumps down and grabs her before the soot balls can pull her towards the boiler]
SB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKY!!!
Picard: No! Bad soot balls, bad! Don't put Mia in the boiler!
SB: ~_~
Picard: [sighs] and casts pure ply on Mia.
Mia: Hi Picard!
Picard: Um . . .hi? Are you looking for a job?
Mia: Yeah! How did you know?
Picard: It says here right in the scripts that you're looking for one.
Mia: Scripts? What scripts? I didn't know we had scripts.
SB: Squeak squeak squeak!
Mia: What are those things?
Picard: They're my very friendly soot balls! [a chunk of coal smacks him in the head]
Mia: yeah, they seem really . . . friendly?
Picard: They're supposed to be friendly, but Orchid got the orders mixed up and got the evil kind instead.
Mia: Sounds like her.
Picard: So anyways, about that job.
Mia: Oh yeah, Isaac-chan sent me here.
Picard: Who's Isaac-chan?
Mia: Oh no! She's brainwashed you to!
Picard: Do you mean Haku? We're only supposed to call him Haku.
Mia: Whatever.
Picard: You'll have to go to Karst for a job, she's the head-hancho here.
Mia: I don't like Karst.
Picard: Neither do I ^_^
Sheba: [appears in a crawlspace carrying a basked and some plates of food] Hey Picard, you guys fighting agian?
Picard: ?
Sheba: Where's your bowl, I keep telling you to leave it out.
Picard: Oh yeah! Just give me the food!
Sheba: Demanding little man! [hands him the bowl grudginly] Hey little Soot Balls! How's it going?
SB: Squeak squeak squeak!
Sheba: Really? Picard's really demanding isn't he?
Mia: 0_o
Sheba: [tossing out sprinkles and sees Mia] GASP!!! You're the human! You're the one everyone's been looking for?
Mia: What is with the human thing? You're human too!
Sheba: Well that wasn't very nice.
Picard: You need to take her to Karst.
Sheba: WHAT!?! No way! I'm not risking my life!
Picard: [holds up roasted newt] what if I give you this roasted newt?
Sheba: [raises an eyebrow] um . . . a roasted newt? How is that supposed to make me want to take her? Newts are yucky.
Picard: [looks at scripts] but it says here to give it to you!
Sheba: What's that?
Picard: The scripts.
Sheba: We have scripts?
Picard: -_-+ Just take the darn thing and get out of here.
Sheba: Fine! Just boss me around then! [sticks her tongue out] Come on Mia, lets get a move on! [dumps basket of colorful sprinkles]
Mia: . . . do I have to?
Sheba: Do you want to be turned into a pig or what? Come on!
Mia: Fine [pouts]
Orchid: well . . .
Misty: um . . .
Orchid: It wasn't as insane as the last chapter, but I had to update.
Misty: seriously! How long has it taken you? A month?
Orchid: nearly. I've been busy! I've finally gotten my website up. ( I've lots of homework, and trying to read a lot.
Misty: that's your excuse?
Orchid: pathetic, I know, but at least I'm not as slow as Triad Orion!
Misty: That wasn't really nice.
Orchid: sorry, Triad Orion is a really really really good author! Read his stuff! And don't listen to Royal Swordsman! He's been popping up a lot recently! _ At first I had no idea who he was. Just a legend, but now he's everywhere! Just like everyone said, his stories have no point. They aren't stories.
Misty: It's really annoying. He does it for the attention, for all the reviews. He figures if he gets reviews, he knows he's known. So don't review his stuff, just report it!
Orchid: So see you later!