Orchid: IIII'MMMM HOOOMMMEEEE!!!
Misty: -_-+ about time. We've been waiting for you to update FOREVER!!!
Orchid: oops. Sorry, been working on other fanfics.
Misty: More like starting new fanfics.
Orchid: That to!
Misty: We don't own Golden Sun, Spirited Away or any random thing that randomly pops up (such as McDonalds or something stupid like that)
Chapter 4-Meeting Karst
SCENE: SHEBA AND MIA GOING UP A ELEVATOR
Mia: So where are we going again?
Sheba: [glares] To Karst's place remember!?
Mia: Oh yeah! [sweatdrop]
Random Soot Ball: [pops out of Sheba's basket] SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK!!![throws a chunk of coal at Mia's head]
Mia: [dodges] HEY!!! What was that for you mangy little thing made of dust?!
Sheba: HEY!!! Don't you dare insult my friends! [begins petting soot ball] She didn't mean it Freddy, she's sorry.
Mia: No I'm not!
Sheba: [glares] Yes you are!
Mia: No I'm not!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK!!! [throws chunk of coal]
Mia: OW!!!
Sheba: Serves you right! [elevator stops] Out ya go!
Mia: Fine, Fine [a big bruise appears on her forehead, and bumps into something] AUGH!!!
Sheba: OH!!! The Radish Spirit!
Felix: [wearing a red hat and loin cloth] Don't you dare laugh.
Mia: [face turning red and tears running down her face trying not to laugh] Why-in-the-world-would-we-do-that?!
Sheba: [same as Mia] Yerk-yeah!!!
Felix: [glares] I'm not stupid you know.
Mia: Really?! I couldn't tell.
Felix: I can't believe this. Orchid's making me wear this red hat!
Mia: Why don't you take it off?
Felix: [glares] It's called super glue.
Sheba: Wow! It's just like on Matilda! (Misty: Notice above: we disclaim any random thing that randomly pops up.)
Felix: Man that movie gave me nightmares!
Mia: You had nightmares about that?
Felix: HEY!!! I saw it when I was five!
RSB: [throws chunk of coal at Felix's face] SQUEAK!!!
Sheba: Freddy's right. Lets get on with this parody so we can finally be free.
Felix: RIGHT!!!
Mia+Felix+Sheba: [walk across cooly bridge that when Felix steps on it, it makes a big booming sound]
Felix: WhATS WitH THIs?!? [takes a steps and a booming sound] It makes it sound like I'm fat or something.
Sheba+Mia: [giggles] probably because you are.
Felix: I AM NOT FAT!!!
Mia+Sheba: [rolls eyes] SURE!!
RSB: [throws chunk of coal at Mia] SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Sheba: Yes Freddy. Lets get going.
Mia: What with that puff of stuff? It's like a miniature Orchid following us around to make sure we're on task.
Sheba: Now that's a scary thought.
RSB: [gets evil grin that no one sees]
M+S+F: [finally get to an elevator and wait for it to come]
[a bunch of Spirits come out with Garet in a kilt]
Felix: WHOA!!! Garet, what happened to you?
Garet: [starts laughing] I was wondering the same thing!
Felix: [glares] STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
Sheba: Sorry Felix, it's hard not to! [pushes Mia into elevator]
Garet: [sniffs] What's that smell, Sheba? You smell like a human.
Sheba: Oh really?
Garet: Where's it coming from?
Sheba: [pulls out fried newt] Is this what you smell?
Garet: [nose wrinkles] eww...what is that thing?
Sheba: I dunno, Picard gave it to me. He says it's supposed to taste good.
Garet: you're supposed to eat it?
Mia: [pulls lever on her right]
Felix: DUH!!!
Sheba: I guess so.
Garet: I guess I'll give it a try.
Sheba: No way! It'll probably poison you!
Garet: And since when do you care about these things?
Sheba: I just want to make sure you make it through the entire parody.
Garet: Why?
Sheba: [gets evil smile] BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SUFFER!!! [cackles evilly]
Felix: I don't get it.
Garet: Me neither.
Sheba: [suddenly stops] What are you still doing here Felix?!
Felix: What? Am I supposed to be doing something?
Sheba: You're supposed to be on the elevator with– [elevator is gone] FELIX!!!
Felix: [cowers] what did I do!?
SCENE: MIA IN THE ELEVATOR
Mia: [humming] doodadoodadadoo!
RSB: [pops up] Squeak!
Mia: AUGH!!!
RSB: [throws a chunk of coal]
Mia: [running around as random soot ball pelts her with coal that magically appears] AUGH!!! [elevator door opens]
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: [kicks RSB out of the elevator and the door closes] phew! Thank goodness that's over with.
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: [turns around and sees the same soot ball carrying a big chunk of coal] AUGH!!!
~Not so long after~
Mia: [bursts out of elevator doors all covered in black dust, only her blue eyes showing underneath it all] THANK YOU LORD!!! I'M ALIVE!!!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Mia: EEK!! [runs off and randomly appears in a room with three jumping heads and Karst at a desk]
Karst: If it isn't the snotty little Mercury Adept. [looks up] look at all that dirt you tracked in! You ruined my carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mia: [with a dazed look] eh . . . that would be the evil soot ball that's haunting me.
Karst: [ignoring Mia and stuff begins flying around] WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU COME IN WITH ALL THAT DIRT ON YOU!!!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Karst: [burns it]
Mia: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK -
RSB: squeak!
Mia: YOU...thank you?
RSB: squeak!
Mia: save me Karst!!! [hides behind Karst as RSB chucks a piece of coal]
Karst: Why you little cow! How dare you go around throwing coal in my house! You're getting it all messy! [burns soot ball] You'll get the carpets stained! And the curtains dirty, and you'll make my baby sick! [soot ball is gone]
Alex in a different room: I AM NOT A BABY!!!
Karst: Shutup in there!
Mia: [hugging Karst] Thank you so much Karst for getting rid of that soot ball!
Karst: well I...
Mia: if it hadn't been for you, I'd be dead!
Karst: It wasn't like that...
Mia: it almost killed me.
Karst: I was just . ..
Mia: How can I ever repay you?
Karst: It was getting my carpets dirty...
Mia: [pondering] . ..[lightbulb blinks] how about I become a servant!
Karst: well, I do need more workers. I'll give you the hardest job I've got, and work you till you breath your very last breath!
Mia: Anything! Anything to repay the debt!
Karst: Okay! [waves her hand and a paper and pen float over to Mia] Here's your contract.
Mia: I just have to sign it right?
Karst: yup.
Mia: [signs it and paper floats away]
Karst: Mia, eh?
Mia: yup.
Karst: ["pulls" the letters off] Well, your name is Mea (Mee-ah, or however you say "Mia's" name). Answer me Mea.
Mia: [confused] but that was my name before.
Karst: No, your name was Mia, now it's Mea.
Mia: [still confused] but it's the same.
Karst: No it's not.
Mia: but it sounds the same.
Karst: Your name is spelled with an "i", your new name has an "e" in it.
Mia: but it's the same thing.
Karst: No it isn't. It's spelled differently.
Mia: so how is anyone supposed to tell the difference?
Karst: You just can.
Mia: but I can't
Karst: well I can.
Mia: that's because you changed it. How is like Isaac-Chan going to know the difference?
Karst: Who is Isaac-Chan?
Mia: [gets sparkly eyes] the hottest, cutest, awesomest, wonderful, brave, loyal...
Karst: I get the point. But anyone with a right mind knows the difference.
Mia: Are you calling me stupid?!
Alex in a different room: YES!!!
Mia: Shutup Alex! No one wants to talk to you.
AIADR: Why does no one appreciate me?! I save the world, make sure the lighthouses are lit-
Mia: set Proxans on us, try and take over the world, and disobeyed the rules of Mercury.
AIADR: um...
Mia: EXACTLY!!!
Karst: Your name is not Mia, it's Mea.
Mia: how can anyone tell the difference!?
Karst: you just know!
Mia: well I don't!
Karst: shush it dangit!! [pulls a chord/tassle/thingy and Isaa-I mean Haku appears]
Mia: Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: glares.
Mia: ^^;;;;;;;
Karst: Mea's set up with a contract, get her a job.
Isaac: Yes ma'am. Come on Mea.
Mia: It's Mia–I mean.
Karst: I told you, you could tell the difference.
Mia: No you can not!
Karst: yes you can!
RSB: [throws a chunk of coal at Mia]
Mia: okay, okay, I'm coming.
Isaac+Mia: [walk off]
**
So whatcha think?
Misty: You had WAY to much Halloween candy.
Hee-hee–I mean, what Halloween candy?
Misty: stop acting innocent and admit you ate all the Pixy Stix you got.
Whoever decided to give Pixy Stix for a Halloween treat must have not been thinking of the consequences.
Misty: Really.
Random Friend by the name of Ithmildawn: It's not Halloween, it's Sawain!
No it is not! It's Halloween.
Ithmildawn: Sawain is what Halloween was originally called in Celtic History (hey, I'm doing this from memory, I probably got this all wrong ^^;;;)
But are we Celtic? And do we live back in the Stone Age?
Ithmildawn: It was not in the stone age!
Do I care?
Misty: [rolls eyes] Why in the world am I here?
Misty: -_-+ about time. We've been waiting for you to update FOREVER!!!
Orchid: oops. Sorry, been working on other fanfics.
Misty: More like starting new fanfics.
Orchid: That to!
Misty: We don't own Golden Sun, Spirited Away or any random thing that randomly pops up (such as McDonalds or something stupid like that)
Chapter 4-Meeting Karst
SCENE: SHEBA AND MIA GOING UP A ELEVATOR
Mia: So where are we going again?
Sheba: [glares] To Karst's place remember!?
Mia: Oh yeah! [sweatdrop]
Random Soot Ball: [pops out of Sheba's basket] SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK!!![throws a chunk of coal at Mia's head]
Mia: [dodges] HEY!!! What was that for you mangy little thing made of dust?!
Sheba: HEY!!! Don't you dare insult my friends! [begins petting soot ball] She didn't mean it Freddy, she's sorry.
Mia: No I'm not!
Sheba: [glares] Yes you are!
Mia: No I'm not!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK!!! [throws chunk of coal]
Mia: OW!!!
Sheba: Serves you right! [elevator stops] Out ya go!
Mia: Fine, Fine [a big bruise appears on her forehead, and bumps into something] AUGH!!!
Sheba: OH!!! The Radish Spirit!
Felix: [wearing a red hat and loin cloth] Don't you dare laugh.
Mia: [face turning red and tears running down her face trying not to laugh] Why-in-the-world-would-we-do-that?!
Sheba: [same as Mia] Yerk-yeah!!!
Felix: [glares] I'm not stupid you know.
Mia: Really?! I couldn't tell.
Felix: I can't believe this. Orchid's making me wear this red hat!
Mia: Why don't you take it off?
Felix: [glares] It's called super glue.
Sheba: Wow! It's just like on Matilda! (Misty: Notice above: we disclaim any random thing that randomly pops up.)
Felix: Man that movie gave me nightmares!
Mia: You had nightmares about that?
Felix: HEY!!! I saw it when I was five!
RSB: [throws chunk of coal at Felix's face] SQUEAK!!!
Sheba: Freddy's right. Lets get on with this parody so we can finally be free.
Felix: RIGHT!!!
Mia+Felix+Sheba: [walk across cooly bridge that when Felix steps on it, it makes a big booming sound]
Felix: WhATS WitH THIs?!? [takes a steps and a booming sound] It makes it sound like I'm fat or something.
Sheba+Mia: [giggles] probably because you are.
Felix: I AM NOT FAT!!!
Mia+Sheba: [rolls eyes] SURE!!
RSB: [throws chunk of coal at Mia] SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Sheba: Yes Freddy. Lets get going.
Mia: What with that puff of stuff? It's like a miniature Orchid following us around to make sure we're on task.
Sheba: Now that's a scary thought.
RSB: [gets evil grin that no one sees]
M+S+F: [finally get to an elevator and wait for it to come]
[a bunch of Spirits come out with Garet in a kilt]
Felix: WHOA!!! Garet, what happened to you?
Garet: [starts laughing] I was wondering the same thing!
Felix: [glares] STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
Sheba: Sorry Felix, it's hard not to! [pushes Mia into elevator]
Garet: [sniffs] What's that smell, Sheba? You smell like a human.
Sheba: Oh really?
Garet: Where's it coming from?
Sheba: [pulls out fried newt] Is this what you smell?
Garet: [nose wrinkles] eww...what is that thing?
Sheba: I dunno, Picard gave it to me. He says it's supposed to taste good.
Garet: you're supposed to eat it?
Mia: [pulls lever on her right]
Felix: DUH!!!
Sheba: I guess so.
Garet: I guess I'll give it a try.
Sheba: No way! It'll probably poison you!
Garet: And since when do you care about these things?
Sheba: I just want to make sure you make it through the entire parody.
Garet: Why?
Sheba: [gets evil smile] BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SUFFER!!! [cackles evilly]
Felix: I don't get it.
Garet: Me neither.
Sheba: [suddenly stops] What are you still doing here Felix?!
Felix: What? Am I supposed to be doing something?
Sheba: You're supposed to be on the elevator with– [elevator is gone] FELIX!!!
Felix: [cowers] what did I do!?
SCENE: MIA IN THE ELEVATOR
Mia: [humming] doodadoodadadoo!
RSB: [pops up] Squeak!
Mia: AUGH!!!
RSB: [throws a chunk of coal]
Mia: [running around as random soot ball pelts her with coal that magically appears] AUGH!!! [elevator door opens]
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: [kicks RSB out of the elevator and the door closes] phew! Thank goodness that's over with.
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: [turns around and sees the same soot ball carrying a big chunk of coal] AUGH!!!
~Not so long after~
Mia: [bursts out of elevator doors all covered in black dust, only her blue eyes showing underneath it all] THANK YOU LORD!!! I'M ALIVE!!!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Mia: EEK!! [runs off and randomly appears in a room with three jumping heads and Karst at a desk]
Karst: If it isn't the snotty little Mercury Adept. [looks up] look at all that dirt you tracked in! You ruined my carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mia: [with a dazed look] eh . . . that would be the evil soot ball that's haunting me.
Karst: [ignoring Mia and stuff begins flying around] WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU COME IN WITH ALL THAT DIRT ON YOU!!!
RSB: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
Karst: [burns it]
Mia: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK -
RSB: squeak!
Mia: YOU...thank you?
RSB: squeak!
Mia: save me Karst!!! [hides behind Karst as RSB chucks a piece of coal]
Karst: Why you little cow! How dare you go around throwing coal in my house! You're getting it all messy! [burns soot ball] You'll get the carpets stained! And the curtains dirty, and you'll make my baby sick! [soot ball is gone]
Alex in a different room: I AM NOT A BABY!!!
Karst: Shutup in there!
Mia: [hugging Karst] Thank you so much Karst for getting rid of that soot ball!
Karst: well I...
Mia: if it hadn't been for you, I'd be dead!
Karst: It wasn't like that...
Mia: it almost killed me.
Karst: I was just . ..
Mia: How can I ever repay you?
Karst: It was getting my carpets dirty...
Mia: [pondering] . ..[lightbulb blinks] how about I become a servant!
Karst: well, I do need more workers. I'll give you the hardest job I've got, and work you till you breath your very last breath!
Mia: Anything! Anything to repay the debt!
Karst: Okay! [waves her hand and a paper and pen float over to Mia] Here's your contract.
Mia: I just have to sign it right?
Karst: yup.
Mia: [signs it and paper floats away]
Karst: Mia, eh?
Mia: yup.
Karst: ["pulls" the letters off] Well, your name is Mea (Mee-ah, or however you say "Mia's" name). Answer me Mea.
Mia: [confused] but that was my name before.
Karst: No, your name was Mia, now it's Mea.
Mia: [still confused] but it's the same.
Karst: No it's not.
Mia: but it sounds the same.
Karst: Your name is spelled with an "i", your new name has an "e" in it.
Mia: but it's the same thing.
Karst: No it isn't. It's spelled differently.
Mia: so how is anyone supposed to tell the difference?
Karst: You just can.
Mia: but I can't
Karst: well I can.
Mia: that's because you changed it. How is like Isaac-Chan going to know the difference?
Karst: Who is Isaac-Chan?
Mia: [gets sparkly eyes] the hottest, cutest, awesomest, wonderful, brave, loyal...
Karst: I get the point. But anyone with a right mind knows the difference.
Mia: Are you calling me stupid?!
Alex in a different room: YES!!!
Mia: Shutup Alex! No one wants to talk to you.
AIADR: Why does no one appreciate me?! I save the world, make sure the lighthouses are lit-
Mia: set Proxans on us, try and take over the world, and disobeyed the rules of Mercury.
AIADR: um...
Mia: EXACTLY!!!
Karst: Your name is not Mia, it's Mea.
Mia: how can anyone tell the difference!?
Karst: you just know!
Mia: well I don't!
Karst: shush it dangit!! [pulls a chord/tassle/thingy and Isaa-I mean Haku appears]
Mia: Isaac-Chan!
Isaac: glares.
Mia: ^^;;;;;;;
Karst: Mea's set up with a contract, get her a job.
Isaac: Yes ma'am. Come on Mea.
Mia: It's Mia–I mean.
Karst: I told you, you could tell the difference.
Mia: No you can not!
Karst: yes you can!
RSB: [throws a chunk of coal at Mia]
Mia: okay, okay, I'm coming.
Isaac+Mia: [walk off]
**
So whatcha think?
Misty: You had WAY to much Halloween candy.
Hee-hee–I mean, what Halloween candy?
Misty: stop acting innocent and admit you ate all the Pixy Stix you got.
Whoever decided to give Pixy Stix for a Halloween treat must have not been thinking of the consequences.
Misty: Really.
Random Friend by the name of Ithmildawn: It's not Halloween, it's Sawain!
No it is not! It's Halloween.
Ithmildawn: Sawain is what Halloween was originally called in Celtic History (hey, I'm doing this from memory, I probably got this all wrong ^^;;;)
But are we Celtic? And do we live back in the Stone Age?
Ithmildawn: It was not in the stone age!
Do I care?
Misty: [rolls eyes] Why in the world am I here?