I am so so sorry about my updating problem guys.
Misty: I doubt that.
Really! I got banned from the computer twice, and then I got sick. You can't be hyper if your sick! You try it. So I'm really trying hard right now to update. So if this isn't as funny as the others, I'm sorry, I tried okay? So please forgive me, I was going to update sooner and then my parents grounded me from the computer for a couple days. I'll try desperately to get the next chapter up sooner than this one okay?
Misty: Not owned Golden Sun or Spirited Away among other random thingers.
RIGHTO!!! Also really quicky, I will be using the real names of our characters in the script. The actual dialogue .. ^^;;; I have power over all!
Chapter 5–Mia-I mean Mea's New Life
SCENE: ISAAC AND MIA IN AN ELEVATOR
Mia: Isaac-Chan?
Isaac: Don't talk to me. And call me Master Haku.
Mia: Since when are you my "master?" Whatever happened to the "women are created equal?"
Isaac: What in the world are you talking about? Who's ever said that? Whoever said it was a dork.
Mia: [goes bright red with furry] WHY YOU LITTLE!!! [grabs a pointy thing from the middle of nowhere]
RSB: [pops out of nowhere] Squeak, squeak!
Mia: AUGH!!! Save me Isaac-Chan! [ducks behind Isaac as a chunk of coal is hurled through the air]
Isaac: -_-+ When will this ever end?!
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: HELP!!! [elevator door opens and Isaac and Mia run out. The doors shut before the Random Soot Ball can come out] phew!
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: HELP ME!!! [coal is being thrown all over as Mia runs in circles]
Isaac: [sighs] when will she ever learn? Authors like Orchid are always waiting for a character to say "phew" or "thank-goodness" just so she can send something evil after them.
SCENE: A WHILE LATER...MIA AND ISAAC ARE IN A BIG ROOM WITH FROGS AND SERVANT GIRLS WHO ARE PLUGGING THEIR NOSES.
Mia: How disrespectful! I shower every day!
Random Frog: You're human, you smell awful.
Mia: I do not! I use scented body wash every time!
Frogs: [fall over and faint]
Mia: BEHOLD THE POWER OF PERFUME!!! WAHAHAHA!!!
Isaac: Why me?!
Random Maid: Why did you bring her in the first place.
Isaac: You need to set her up with a job.
Random Servant: WHAT?!! She'll stink up the whole place!?
Mia: I WILL NOT!!!
Isaac: A few days eating our food and her smell will go away.
Mia: That's right!
Random Maid #2: And she's very disrespectful, and she interrupts people.
Mia: I DO NOT!!...I mean...
Random Servant #2: Seriously! Well she's not coming into our department.
Isaac: She's already under contract.
Everyone except IsaacandMia: WHAT?!?!
Isaac: Sheba, where is Sheba!?
Sheba: WHAT?!! Don't stick the stinky human with me!
Isaac: You said you wanted an assistant.
Random maid #3: That's right, give the girl to Sheba.
Sheba: Why do you always pick on me?!
Isaac: [smiles evilly] because you're short.
Sheba: WHY YOU LITTLE....[huffs trying to control herself] I'm to mature to go blowing my top. At least I'm not as short as Ivan.
Mia: [laughs] Now he's short!
Isaac: [glares]
Mia: I mean...I'll be quiet.
Isaac: good.
Mia: why are you always so down Isaac-Chan? What the problem with my talking!? You used to love it! I can't believe Orchid, she's so evil!
Isaac: and what did you just say before that?
Mia: that I would be...quiet. [turns red] sorry.
Sheba: stop your babbling and just get over here.
Mia: stop ordering me around! [walks over to Sheba and they leave the room]
Sheba: congratulations, you beat Karst.
Mia: what do you mean?
Sheba: she gave you a job! Now you won't be turned into an animal.
Mia: I dunno, it was really weird, she was more worried about the soot ball that kept chucking coal everywhere.
RSB:SqUeAk!
Mia: AUGH!!!
Sheba: Ralph! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be down at the boiler with Kamaji!
RSB: squeak squeak squeak!
Sheba: really!? He does that?! He'll pay for hurting you!
Mia: 0_o you can understand him?
Sheba: of course! He's my friend!
Rsb:[nods] squeak!
Sheba: ^_^
Mia: um...okay.
Sheba: so let me get you your clothes... [brings out pink clothes]
Mia: PINK?!?
Sheba: got a problem with that?
Mia: I mean, I like pink, but me wearing it!? You've got to be kidding me! It totally clashes with my hair, and I mean...WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BLUE!?! WAAAAA!!!
Sheba: stop crying you dolt!
[A/N: I'm assuming most of you recognize this part of the plot...if you don't, it's from Midnight C's Legend of Isaac: Orcina of Time, and you should read it. I try not to use other people's ideas, but think about it, Mia would really complain about something like this!]
Sheba: so what's your name anyways?
Mia: Mea.
Sheba: Mea huh? Sounds like Mia.
Mia: I know, Karst says you can tell the difference but really! You can't!
Sheba: [puzzled look] there's a ton of difference in it! I've been studying language all my life, I can understand everything and everyone!
Mia: sure... [rolls eyes]
Sheba: well, there you go, that's your stuff, now go to sleep.
Mia: still bossing me around... I miss my Isaac-Chan.
Sheba: who's Isaac-Cha?
Mia: You don't know who Isaac-Chan is?! He's the most wonderful spectacular amazing coolest hottest
Sheba: You can shut up now.
Mia:. . .
Okay, that was kinda of pathetic.
Misty: kinda?
Be quiet you. I'll probably rewrite this sometime, and I'm kinda running out of ideas, so if anyone has suggestions, I'll gladly take them! Besides what's a parody without the help of the readers, ne?
Misty: so please give us some ideas!
Yes, very much so. And I'll hopefully write the next chapter when I'm actually hyper next time... ^^;;;; CU!!!
Misty: I doubt that.
Really! I got banned from the computer twice, and then I got sick. You can't be hyper if your sick! You try it. So I'm really trying hard right now to update. So if this isn't as funny as the others, I'm sorry, I tried okay? So please forgive me, I was going to update sooner and then my parents grounded me from the computer for a couple days. I'll try desperately to get the next chapter up sooner than this one okay?
Misty: Not owned Golden Sun or Spirited Away among other random thingers.
RIGHTO!!! Also really quicky, I will be using the real names of our characters in the script. The actual dialogue .. ^^;;; I have power over all!
Chapter 5–Mia-I mean Mea's New Life
SCENE: ISAAC AND MIA IN AN ELEVATOR
Mia: Isaac-Chan?
Isaac: Don't talk to me. And call me Master Haku.
Mia: Since when are you my "master?" Whatever happened to the "women are created equal?"
Isaac: What in the world are you talking about? Who's ever said that? Whoever said it was a dork.
Mia: [goes bright red with furry] WHY YOU LITTLE!!! [grabs a pointy thing from the middle of nowhere]
RSB: [pops out of nowhere] Squeak, squeak!
Mia: AUGH!!! Save me Isaac-Chan! [ducks behind Isaac as a chunk of coal is hurled through the air]
Isaac: -_-+ When will this ever end?!
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: HELP!!! [elevator door opens and Isaac and Mia run out. The doors shut before the Random Soot Ball can come out] phew!
RSB: SQUEAK!!!
Mia: HELP ME!!! [coal is being thrown all over as Mia runs in circles]
Isaac: [sighs] when will she ever learn? Authors like Orchid are always waiting for a character to say "phew" or "thank-goodness" just so she can send something evil after them.
SCENE: A WHILE LATER...MIA AND ISAAC ARE IN A BIG ROOM WITH FROGS AND SERVANT GIRLS WHO ARE PLUGGING THEIR NOSES.
Mia: How disrespectful! I shower every day!
Random Frog: You're human, you smell awful.
Mia: I do not! I use scented body wash every time!
Frogs: [fall over and faint]
Mia: BEHOLD THE POWER OF PERFUME!!! WAHAHAHA!!!
Isaac: Why me?!
Random Maid: Why did you bring her in the first place.
Isaac: You need to set her up with a job.
Random Servant: WHAT?!! She'll stink up the whole place!?
Mia: I WILL NOT!!!
Isaac: A few days eating our food and her smell will go away.
Mia: That's right!
Random Maid #2: And she's very disrespectful, and she interrupts people.
Mia: I DO NOT!!...I mean...
Random Servant #2: Seriously! Well she's not coming into our department.
Isaac: She's already under contract.
Everyone except IsaacandMia: WHAT?!?!
Isaac: Sheba, where is Sheba!?
Sheba: WHAT?!! Don't stick the stinky human with me!
Isaac: You said you wanted an assistant.
Random maid #3: That's right, give the girl to Sheba.
Sheba: Why do you always pick on me?!
Isaac: [smiles evilly] because you're short.
Sheba: WHY YOU LITTLE....[huffs trying to control herself] I'm to mature to go blowing my top. At least I'm not as short as Ivan.
Mia: [laughs] Now he's short!
Isaac: [glares]
Mia: I mean...I'll be quiet.
Isaac: good.
Mia: why are you always so down Isaac-Chan? What the problem with my talking!? You used to love it! I can't believe Orchid, she's so evil!
Isaac: and what did you just say before that?
Mia: that I would be...quiet. [turns red] sorry.
Sheba: stop your babbling and just get over here.
Mia: stop ordering me around! [walks over to Sheba and they leave the room]
Sheba: congratulations, you beat Karst.
Mia: what do you mean?
Sheba: she gave you a job! Now you won't be turned into an animal.
Mia: I dunno, it was really weird, she was more worried about the soot ball that kept chucking coal everywhere.
RSB:SqUeAk!
Mia: AUGH!!!
Sheba: Ralph! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be down at the boiler with Kamaji!
RSB: squeak squeak squeak!
Sheba: really!? He does that?! He'll pay for hurting you!
Mia: 0_o you can understand him?
Sheba: of course! He's my friend!
Rsb:[nods] squeak!
Sheba: ^_^
Mia: um...okay.
Sheba: so let me get you your clothes... [brings out pink clothes]
Mia: PINK?!?
Sheba: got a problem with that?
Mia: I mean, I like pink, but me wearing it!? You've got to be kidding me! It totally clashes with my hair, and I mean...WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BLUE!?! WAAAAA!!!
Sheba: stop crying you dolt!
[A/N: I'm assuming most of you recognize this part of the plot...if you don't, it's from Midnight C's Legend of Isaac: Orcina of Time, and you should read it. I try not to use other people's ideas, but think about it, Mia would really complain about something like this!]
Sheba: so what's your name anyways?
Mia: Mea.
Sheba: Mea huh? Sounds like Mia.
Mia: I know, Karst says you can tell the difference but really! You can't!
Sheba: [puzzled look] there's a ton of difference in it! I've been studying language all my life, I can understand everything and everyone!
Mia: sure... [rolls eyes]
Sheba: well, there you go, that's your stuff, now go to sleep.
Mia: still bossing me around... I miss my Isaac-Chan.
Sheba: who's Isaac-Cha?
Mia: You don't know who Isaac-Chan is?! He's the most wonderful spectacular amazing coolest hottest
Sheba: You can shut up now.
Mia:. . .
Okay, that was kinda of pathetic.
Misty: kinda?
Be quiet you. I'll probably rewrite this sometime, and I'm kinda running out of ideas, so if anyone has suggestions, I'll gladly take them! Besides what's a parody without the help of the readers, ne?
Misty: so please give us some ideas!
Yes, very much so. And I'll hopefully write the next chapter when I'm actually hyper next time... ^^;;;; CU!!!