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Chapter Two
The Spiffiness of it All!
"I'm hot!" Announced Legolas as he continued on while munching the Eggo
Waffle he had stolen from Aragorn -er- Strider the chapter before.
"Hmmmm.... magically delicious."
Strider glared at Legolas, clearly wanting his waffle back. "Gemmie the waffle and no one shall die!" Strider prepared to hurdle towards Legolas at an alarming speed, then forgot why he was doing so and went back to eating some cookies.
Yay. He was satisfied by the cookies. Which where chocolate chip.
Then remembering why he was in the jumping position: "I would very much like to have my waffle back Legolas."
"I fear the hold this waffle has on you Aragorn." Legolas held the waffle arms length from Strider for some reason but Strider could still reach it so why the hell did he do that?
"Let it go Aragorn!"
Strider clenched his teeth and mumbled through them: "My name.... my name is.... NEO!" He jumps up, doing a back flip and narrowly missing the train--whoops wrong show. "Ahem... my name is Strider! Now give me the goddamn waffle!" He grabs the Eggo from Legolas and stokes it affectionately.
"It's mine. My very own. My precious."
Frodo cries...again. "No, it has overpowered his mind!" Quickly, Frodo the small annoying hobbit with the rather nice blue eyes gobbles up the waffle, breaking the spell it had over Legolas and Strider who will never stop being called Aragorn by the elf and this sentence is too long.
"You saved us!" Legolas whacked Frodo - seeing Legolas' sole purpose in life is to whack Frodo. Yes, he has many other options, such as kicking Frodo or eating Frodo and yes even the dreaded scratching of the Frodo.
"Why did you do that?" Frodo cries, then sobs, then bawls and other pronouns that mean cry. "I saved you!"
"I wanted to eat it." Legolas huffs, goes in a corner (where a good square corner is in a forest, I don't know) and sulks.
Strider hits Frodo. "If you wanted to make Legolas, son of Thranduil of the Woodland Realm cry, then congratulations! You have succeeded." Strider walks off, leaving Frodo alone. Where is Legolas you ask? Probably attempting to steal another waffle.
Anyway, now that Frodo is all alone, what do you think he will do? Hmmm... cry? No, not this brave.... yeah, he did cry. Fine I said it. Are you happy? Anyhoo, after crying for a good day and a half, he finds Legolas and Strider deciding on their journey.
"I think we should go to the Eggo waffle factory and rob them of their eggos." Says Strider.
"Spiffy idea Aragorn." Legolas then pulls out a big shiny object - it is pink by the way cause that's the only color it comes in. It was, as it forever shall be, the IGIA Twist a Braid (tm).
Everyone gathered around. "Ooooohhhhh, ahhhhhhhh."
The sunlight sparkled off the new found object, so much that it blinded Legolas, causing him to fall a good two inches to the ground. "Ow." Says Legolas, after about 5 minutes.
"What is that creation you have sir elf?" Frodo asks. "Well, Frodo, it is the..... IGIA Twist a Braid!" He holds it up again from his place on the ground.
"Hmmmm...." Strider ponders. "What does it do?"
Legolas grabbed three strands of his hair and placed it into the holders. "You put your hair in it like so. Push up to twist and down to braid... or is it down to twist and up to braid?"
"Maybe if we spin in circles...." Strider suggested.
"Hmmm... igneous."
So all three get up and spin in circles. Legolas falls yet again. "That didn't help."
"It helped me!" says Strider. And what did it help him to do? I don't know....
After an hour passes, Legolas had finished braiding his whole head with the braidy thingy. Legolas had a nice head full of braids with beads on the ends.
"Where did you get the beads?" Asks Frodo.
"60 beads and 60 bands come free with it! Plus this spiffy Styling Wand Thingy!" Legolas held up the Styling Wand Thingy for all eyes to see. "Some beads glow in the dark!"
"Now we will know whenever Legolas is coming!" Strider announced.
"Yes, you can even see me in the dark! Who need's Galadriel's Light thing! We have my head!"
Everyone cheers, clearly forgetting about their mission.
Will they ever remember? Will Legolas keep his head full of long braids or simply remove them for a chic crimped look? Will the plot ever occur? Will Strider braid his hair next with the IGIA Twist a Braid? Why? Why!!!!!? Stay Tuned!
----KungFoOFrOdo
+Interesting I dear say.yes very..R/R!+
Chapter Two
The Spiffiness of it All!
"I'm hot!" Announced Legolas as he continued on while munching the Eggo
Waffle he had stolen from Aragorn -er- Strider the chapter before.
"Hmmmm.... magically delicious."
Strider glared at Legolas, clearly wanting his waffle back. "Gemmie the waffle and no one shall die!" Strider prepared to hurdle towards Legolas at an alarming speed, then forgot why he was doing so and went back to eating some cookies.
Yay. He was satisfied by the cookies. Which where chocolate chip.
Then remembering why he was in the jumping position: "I would very much like to have my waffle back Legolas."
"I fear the hold this waffle has on you Aragorn." Legolas held the waffle arms length from Strider for some reason but Strider could still reach it so why the hell did he do that?
"Let it go Aragorn!"
Strider clenched his teeth and mumbled through them: "My name.... my name is.... NEO!" He jumps up, doing a back flip and narrowly missing the train--whoops wrong show. "Ahem... my name is Strider! Now give me the goddamn waffle!" He grabs the Eggo from Legolas and stokes it affectionately.
"It's mine. My very own. My precious."
Frodo cries...again. "No, it has overpowered his mind!" Quickly, Frodo the small annoying hobbit with the rather nice blue eyes gobbles up the waffle, breaking the spell it had over Legolas and Strider who will never stop being called Aragorn by the elf and this sentence is too long.
"You saved us!" Legolas whacked Frodo - seeing Legolas' sole purpose in life is to whack Frodo. Yes, he has many other options, such as kicking Frodo or eating Frodo and yes even the dreaded scratching of the Frodo.
"Why did you do that?" Frodo cries, then sobs, then bawls and other pronouns that mean cry. "I saved you!"
"I wanted to eat it." Legolas huffs, goes in a corner (where a good square corner is in a forest, I don't know) and sulks.
Strider hits Frodo. "If you wanted to make Legolas, son of Thranduil of the Woodland Realm cry, then congratulations! You have succeeded." Strider walks off, leaving Frodo alone. Where is Legolas you ask? Probably attempting to steal another waffle.
Anyway, now that Frodo is all alone, what do you think he will do? Hmmm... cry? No, not this brave.... yeah, he did cry. Fine I said it. Are you happy? Anyhoo, after crying for a good day and a half, he finds Legolas and Strider deciding on their journey.
"I think we should go to the Eggo waffle factory and rob them of their eggos." Says Strider.
"Spiffy idea Aragorn." Legolas then pulls out a big shiny object - it is pink by the way cause that's the only color it comes in. It was, as it forever shall be, the IGIA Twist a Braid (tm).
Everyone gathered around. "Ooooohhhhh, ahhhhhhhh."
The sunlight sparkled off the new found object, so much that it blinded Legolas, causing him to fall a good two inches to the ground. "Ow." Says Legolas, after about 5 minutes.
"What is that creation you have sir elf?" Frodo asks. "Well, Frodo, it is the..... IGIA Twist a Braid!" He holds it up again from his place on the ground.
"Hmmmm...." Strider ponders. "What does it do?"
Legolas grabbed three strands of his hair and placed it into the holders. "You put your hair in it like so. Push up to twist and down to braid... or is it down to twist and up to braid?"
"Maybe if we spin in circles...." Strider suggested.
"Hmmm... igneous."
So all three get up and spin in circles. Legolas falls yet again. "That didn't help."
"It helped me!" says Strider. And what did it help him to do? I don't know....
After an hour passes, Legolas had finished braiding his whole head with the braidy thingy. Legolas had a nice head full of braids with beads on the ends.
"Where did you get the beads?" Asks Frodo.
"60 beads and 60 bands come free with it! Plus this spiffy Styling Wand Thingy!" Legolas held up the Styling Wand Thingy for all eyes to see. "Some beads glow in the dark!"
"Now we will know whenever Legolas is coming!" Strider announced.
"Yes, you can even see me in the dark! Who need's Galadriel's Light thing! We have my head!"
Everyone cheers, clearly forgetting about their mission.
Will they ever remember? Will Legolas keep his head full of long braids or simply remove them for a chic crimped look? Will the plot ever occur? Will Strider braid his hair next with the IGIA Twist a Braid? Why? Why!!!!!? Stay Tuned!
----KungFoOFrOdo
+Interesting I dear say.yes very..R/R!+