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they did
Chapter Three
Lego and Strider lose Frodo and gain Manboy... then find Frodo and...uh... "I still think I look spiffy Aragorn." Legolas shakes his head, his beads
clicking together. He lead the group through the enchanted-magical- mysterious-happy-forest-of-pink-trees.... "Hey, since when do trees have
pink leaves?"
"Ha, and you call yourself a tree elf?!" Strider laughs, then stops, munches some cookies, then laughs again only to choke on the cookies he so loves.
"Actually I call myself Legolas... the concise one."
He stops walking, spins in a circle of exactly 180 degrees...wait isn't that the measurement of a triangle's sides? I should have paid attention those years ago in geometry... Anyhoo after spinning he comes to a most disturbing - not to mention funny - conclusion.
"Uh, I think we lost Frodo."
"Who?"
"The midget that came with us."
"I think they prefer to be called hobbits."
Legolas stares for some time, processing this thought in his cute blond head. And here I thought midgets were hobbits... The irony was lost upon the elf at that moment.
After an hours' time, "Well, whatever, he's not here."
"Are you sure Legolas?" Strider then spins around looking for Frodo as he rotates.
"Yeah, pretty much. Of course maybe he left us in search for a dark lord or to destroy a certain ring of power."
They both shake their heads: "Naaaahhhhh."
"So, you wanna waffle?" Strider pulls out some Eggos and a toaster. "Now for an outlet. uhmmm.... what's an outlet?"
"Before our time? Heeeeey, shouldn't we search for Frodo?"
"Who?"
"You should really get rid of the weed pipe."
"I'm sure Frodo has wondered off in search of an outlet for our toaster. Now Lego, get me some firewood!"
"No way, I'm not bending over to pick up thicket! What do you think me? Some elf that bends over to pick thicket?" Legolas whips out his -- hey what was I talking about now?
Anyway there's a loud noise that breaks up their meaningful conversation and causes them to look in the direction of some guy. Some guy named... uh, let's, you and I, call him Manboy.
"Hello." Says Manboy.
"Who the hell are you?" says Lego - the awe inspired and curious elf....
"I am Manboy." says Manboy.
"Oh, the original names!" Cries Frodo.
"Frodo! It's good to see you... alive." Strider then picks up Frodo so not to lose him again.
"I, Manboy, will now take over the world." Guess who said that.
"But why Manboy? WHY!!!!?" Frodo raises his hands in the air and howls to the moon.
"Because all journeys need plots as well as malevolence bad guys with paintjobs like clowns and names that make no sense but are easy to say as well as memorize.... heeeey! Come back!"
Legolas skips away with Strider - who has Frodo tucked under his arm - and go off to braid Strider's hair.
Legolas takes out his braids for a chic crimped look. Spiffy. Simply spiffy.
Will the word spiffy ever have meaning? Will spiffy stop constantly being said? Will Legolas and the newly braided head of Strider ever get back on their original quest to take back the Eggo Waffle factory from the hands of greedy consumers? Who is this Manboy? Is Manboy merely a man trapped in a boy's body? Or vice versa?
*Reed The Next Chapter!*
+It's all spffiy, simply spiffy..r/r+
they did
Chapter Three
Lego and Strider lose Frodo and gain Manboy... then find Frodo and...uh... "I still think I look spiffy Aragorn." Legolas shakes his head, his beads
clicking together. He lead the group through the enchanted-magical- mysterious-happy-forest-of-pink-trees.... "Hey, since when do trees have
pink leaves?"
"Ha, and you call yourself a tree elf?!" Strider laughs, then stops, munches some cookies, then laughs again only to choke on the cookies he so loves.
"Actually I call myself Legolas... the concise one."
He stops walking, spins in a circle of exactly 180 degrees...wait isn't that the measurement of a triangle's sides? I should have paid attention those years ago in geometry... Anyhoo after spinning he comes to a most disturbing - not to mention funny - conclusion.
"Uh, I think we lost Frodo."
"Who?"
"The midget that came with us."
"I think they prefer to be called hobbits."
Legolas stares for some time, processing this thought in his cute blond head. And here I thought midgets were hobbits... The irony was lost upon the elf at that moment.
After an hours' time, "Well, whatever, he's not here."
"Are you sure Legolas?" Strider then spins around looking for Frodo as he rotates.
"Yeah, pretty much. Of course maybe he left us in search for a dark lord or to destroy a certain ring of power."
They both shake their heads: "Naaaahhhhh."
"So, you wanna waffle?" Strider pulls out some Eggos and a toaster. "Now for an outlet. uhmmm.... what's an outlet?"
"Before our time? Heeeeey, shouldn't we search for Frodo?"
"Who?"
"You should really get rid of the weed pipe."
"I'm sure Frodo has wondered off in search of an outlet for our toaster. Now Lego, get me some firewood!"
"No way, I'm not bending over to pick up thicket! What do you think me? Some elf that bends over to pick thicket?" Legolas whips out his -- hey what was I talking about now?
Anyway there's a loud noise that breaks up their meaningful conversation and causes them to look in the direction of some guy. Some guy named... uh, let's, you and I, call him Manboy.
"Hello." Says Manboy.
"Who the hell are you?" says Lego - the awe inspired and curious elf....
"I am Manboy." says Manboy.
"Oh, the original names!" Cries Frodo.
"Frodo! It's good to see you... alive." Strider then picks up Frodo so not to lose him again.
"I, Manboy, will now take over the world." Guess who said that.
"But why Manboy? WHY!!!!?" Frodo raises his hands in the air and howls to the moon.
"Because all journeys need plots as well as malevolence bad guys with paintjobs like clowns and names that make no sense but are easy to say as well as memorize.... heeeey! Come back!"
Legolas skips away with Strider - who has Frodo tucked under his arm - and go off to braid Strider's hair.
Legolas takes out his braids for a chic crimped look. Spiffy. Simply spiffy.
Will the word spiffy ever have meaning? Will spiffy stop constantly being said? Will Legolas and the newly braided head of Strider ever get back on their original quest to take back the Eggo Waffle factory from the hands of greedy consumers? Who is this Manboy? Is Manboy merely a man trapped in a boy's body? Or vice versa?
*Reed The Next Chapter!*
+It's all spffiy, simply spiffy..r/r+