Chapter .... uh..... Four?
Gandalf is here....yay....
Legolas and the newly-braided-happy-spiffified-head of Strider walked along
the pink leaves that fall from the trees. These began to come down like snow and soon Legolas and Strider were one big walking pile of pretty pink
happy leaves off the happy trees and Frodo is forever trapped under
Strider's arms and....
So while walking some stoned old crony comes out from behind an oak. Wow. A lotta oak trees in these here parts there is. Anyway, his name was.... his name was.....
GANDALF the GRey. Gandalf screwed up the Caps Lock.
"Hello, I am Gandalf, the one who fell far from the cliff."
"I love you Gandalf...." Legolas said.
"But why Gandalf? Why are you here?" Frodo blubbered yet again. "The first time I saw you there, which was about 2.5 seconds ago, I was smashed with a wave of uncertainty and emotions! First sadness, then doubt, then wariness, then crabbiness, then spiffiness, then happiness, then I was tired...."
"Wow. I wish I could feel all that." Lego then munched on some of Strider's cookies - why not Eggos you ask? Well, they didn't go to the Eggo factory yet and the last Eggo was eaten by Frodo... let's not bring that up again for it upsets Legolas.
"Well young Frodo, it is nice to be back! In the happy-magical-mystifying- pink-forest." Gandalf picks up his stick -er- wand or pole, whatever it is. "I have something to tell you."
"You are old?"
"Uh, yes I'm always old for you see wizards are magical beings that choose to take the shape of old men. Why? Well, you see old men are looked up to and have the reputation of most knowledgeable and yes, even, uh... what's that word you young people use? Ah yes, spiffy! That and when old men talk, people tend to gather around to listen."
"Wow." Says Strider.
"Spiffy." Says Legolas.
Then a dramatic pause filled the air!
"But that's not why I'm here!" Everyone gasped, then ate some cookies. "I'm here because I have to remind you of your journey to take back the Eggo Waffle factory from the hands of Manboy and his greedy consumers."
"And here I thought Manboy was a local weirdo we just happened to cross paths with not too long ago!" Legolas then pulls out his IGIA Twist-a- Braid. "You want me to braid your hair Gandalf?"
"Very well. But don't add beads. I don't want to look fruity or anything."
"HEY!" Both Legolas and Strider yelled.
So after an hour - or two - of braiding Gandalf's gray hair, they skipped away to finally go on their quest to save the Eggo Waffle factory from Manboy and his group of fanatic, cult worshiping consumers.
But alas! Gandalf falls off a cliff trying to save everyone from some big flaming rock thingy and no one feels like going after him so they pick up Frodo, who starts crying again, and go on their way!
Will they ever get there? Where is there? Is Gandalf dead or merely posing as so for his own sick reasons? Will Legolas, Strider and Frodo team up as crime fighters and become power puff girls? Hopefully not! *Staaaaaaaaayed Tuuuuuuned!!!*
+OoOoOoOooOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have something to tell you!!!..Wait.never mind I forgot.BUT please please please R/R!+
Gandalf is here....yay....
Legolas and the newly-braided-happy-spiffified-head of Strider walked along
the pink leaves that fall from the trees. These began to come down like snow and soon Legolas and Strider were one big walking pile of pretty pink
happy leaves off the happy trees and Frodo is forever trapped under
Strider's arms and....
So while walking some stoned old crony comes out from behind an oak. Wow. A lotta oak trees in these here parts there is. Anyway, his name was.... his name was.....
GANDALF the GRey. Gandalf screwed up the Caps Lock.
"Hello, I am Gandalf, the one who fell far from the cliff."
"I love you Gandalf...." Legolas said.
"But why Gandalf? Why are you here?" Frodo blubbered yet again. "The first time I saw you there, which was about 2.5 seconds ago, I was smashed with a wave of uncertainty and emotions! First sadness, then doubt, then wariness, then crabbiness, then spiffiness, then happiness, then I was tired...."
"Wow. I wish I could feel all that." Lego then munched on some of Strider's cookies - why not Eggos you ask? Well, they didn't go to the Eggo factory yet and the last Eggo was eaten by Frodo... let's not bring that up again for it upsets Legolas.
"Well young Frodo, it is nice to be back! In the happy-magical-mystifying- pink-forest." Gandalf picks up his stick -er- wand or pole, whatever it is. "I have something to tell you."
"You are old?"
"Uh, yes I'm always old for you see wizards are magical beings that choose to take the shape of old men. Why? Well, you see old men are looked up to and have the reputation of most knowledgeable and yes, even, uh... what's that word you young people use? Ah yes, spiffy! That and when old men talk, people tend to gather around to listen."
"Wow." Says Strider.
"Spiffy." Says Legolas.
Then a dramatic pause filled the air!
"But that's not why I'm here!" Everyone gasped, then ate some cookies. "I'm here because I have to remind you of your journey to take back the Eggo Waffle factory from the hands of Manboy and his greedy consumers."
"And here I thought Manboy was a local weirdo we just happened to cross paths with not too long ago!" Legolas then pulls out his IGIA Twist-a- Braid. "You want me to braid your hair Gandalf?"
"Very well. But don't add beads. I don't want to look fruity or anything."
"HEY!" Both Legolas and Strider yelled.
So after an hour - or two - of braiding Gandalf's gray hair, they skipped away to finally go on their quest to save the Eggo Waffle factory from Manboy and his group of fanatic, cult worshiping consumers.
But alas! Gandalf falls off a cliff trying to save everyone from some big flaming rock thingy and no one feels like going after him so they pick up Frodo, who starts crying again, and go on their way!
Will they ever get there? Where is there? Is Gandalf dead or merely posing as so for his own sick reasons? Will Legolas, Strider and Frodo team up as crime fighters and become power puff girls? Hopefully not! *Staaaaaaaaayed Tuuuuuuned!!!*
+OoOoOoOooOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have something to tell you!!!..Wait.never mind I forgot.BUT please please please R/R!+