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Chapter Six
Forbidden doughnuts - u know u want them!
Legolas is cute to begin with. Or if you prefer: hot, handsome, beautiful, picture prefect, a hunk of elf perfection... uh, but that's not what the story is about! It is about an elf with this guy and this whiny hobbit - with the perdy eyes - as they go forth to destroy an evil Manboy guy and
dress up as monks in their spare time. Yes, monks. I kid you not. Gay
monks. For the powerful Manboy's monks are gay.
Now, Legolas and Strider dressed up in the monks outfits with their hoods tightly pulled over their cute heads ...ahem... And Frodo got a rob two sizes too big but no one really cared... Anyway they went marching along with their spiffy heads held high and their robs dragging behind them and Frodo tripping all the way.
They entered the main room where the monk's crashed. It was called - with big flashy neon lights - "THE MONK'S CRIB!"
Anyhoo, in this crib a lotta monks stood surrounded by what you would expect at any cult worshiping consumer takeover joint:
Doughnuts, punch spiked with cheap wine and lots of gay men.
"Ooh! Doughnuts!" Frodo ran over to the table and gobbled up the doughnuts for he is such the greedy hobbit.
Legolas said, in the most sentimental filled voice he could muster, "No Frodo, don't...." He whacked the back of Frodo's head, then pointed to a big sign above the table: "FORBIDDIN DOUGHNUTS BELOW!"
Frodo raised his hands in the air and cried: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"These robes are chafing me." Strider then begins to scratch himself mostly everywhere, which starts to draw the attention of the gay monks.
"I'm not wearing any pants under these robs." Says the ever spontaneous Legolas.
"Spiffy!" Cried Frodo.
"Hey, you mean we don't have to wear pants under the robes?" Strider was still scratching. "But why Lego? Why? Political reasons?"
"No, comfort reasons."
Strider then screams, "THEN WHY AM I WEARING PANTS!?"
"It could be because I don't care." Said the elf.
"Well I do!" Came an eerie voice so full of eeriness that it made the Erie river less eerie.
"Manboy?!" Everyone gasped.... then helped themselves to the forbidden doughnuts.
"Mmmmm... doughnutty!" hums Frodo.
"Whatever will we do?" said Legolas between chewing, then choking.
Strider rose up from his place on the ground and promptly said: "Let's dress in drag and do the hula!"
Will Legolas, Strider and Frodo escape the endless abyss of Manboy's gay monk filled evil consumer stealing Egoo Waffle Factory? Will dressing in drag only attracted Manboy instead of repelling him like we hope they want to do? Why God? Why? Will this ever end?!
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Of all the people in the world..*
+HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW R U???? I'm OK!!!! PLEASE READ AND REVEIWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW+
Chapter Six
Forbidden doughnuts - u know u want them!
Legolas is cute to begin with. Or if you prefer: hot, handsome, beautiful, picture prefect, a hunk of elf perfection... uh, but that's not what the story is about! It is about an elf with this guy and this whiny hobbit - with the perdy eyes - as they go forth to destroy an evil Manboy guy and
dress up as monks in their spare time. Yes, monks. I kid you not. Gay
monks. For the powerful Manboy's monks are gay.
Now, Legolas and Strider dressed up in the monks outfits with their hoods tightly pulled over their cute heads ...ahem... And Frodo got a rob two sizes too big but no one really cared... Anyway they went marching along with their spiffy heads held high and their robs dragging behind them and Frodo tripping all the way.
They entered the main room where the monk's crashed. It was called - with big flashy neon lights - "THE MONK'S CRIB!"
Anyhoo, in this crib a lotta monks stood surrounded by what you would expect at any cult worshiping consumer takeover joint:
Doughnuts, punch spiked with cheap wine and lots of gay men.
"Ooh! Doughnuts!" Frodo ran over to the table and gobbled up the doughnuts for he is such the greedy hobbit.
Legolas said, in the most sentimental filled voice he could muster, "No Frodo, don't...." He whacked the back of Frodo's head, then pointed to a big sign above the table: "FORBIDDIN DOUGHNUTS BELOW!"
Frodo raised his hands in the air and cried: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"These robes are chafing me." Strider then begins to scratch himself mostly everywhere, which starts to draw the attention of the gay monks.
"I'm not wearing any pants under these robs." Says the ever spontaneous Legolas.
"Spiffy!" Cried Frodo.
"Hey, you mean we don't have to wear pants under the robes?" Strider was still scratching. "But why Lego? Why? Political reasons?"
"No, comfort reasons."
Strider then screams, "THEN WHY AM I WEARING PANTS!?"
"It could be because I don't care." Said the elf.
"Well I do!" Came an eerie voice so full of eeriness that it made the Erie river less eerie.
"Manboy?!" Everyone gasped.... then helped themselves to the forbidden doughnuts.
"Mmmmm... doughnutty!" hums Frodo.
"Whatever will we do?" said Legolas between chewing, then choking.
Strider rose up from his place on the ground and promptly said: "Let's dress in drag and do the hula!"
Will Legolas, Strider and Frodo escape the endless abyss of Manboy's gay monk filled evil consumer stealing Egoo Waffle Factory? Will dressing in drag only attracted Manboy instead of repelling him like we hope they want to do? Why God? Why? Will this ever end?!
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Of all the people in the world..*
+HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW R U???? I'm OK!!!! PLEASE READ AND REVEIWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW+