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Chapter Seven I think
The eternal struggle!
"We're here!" Cried Frodo.
"Uh, hobbit, we've been here since two chapters ago." Legolas attempts to hit Frodo, but because Manboy's gay monks are tying everyone up, his actions go without reward!
"Ooh, they used the velvet rope this time!" Strider smiles widely as the gay monks finish tying them up.
"And it feels like silk against my bounded wrists and ankles!" The elf adds.
"I don't like being this close to other men..." Frodo whines.
Strider frowns, apparently not feeling the same way. "Frodo, try not to think it as being close to another man, even though technically you are too close, try to think of it as male bonding!"
"This makes me feel uneasy....
"Spiffy!" Shouts Legolas.
Manboy appears in front of them in a puff of smoke. Why he did that seeing he was about 2 inches away from them to begin with, I don't know. "Now that I have bound you all very close to one another I shall -- "
"Rape us?"
"Frodo, you asked that a little too hopefully."
Manboy ponders this for a moment - exactly an hour - and he says, "No, I intend on torturing you until you scream out the whereabouts of the ring!"
"What ring?"
"Sorry, I meant the Holy Spork."
"Oh." Strider pouts and turns his head away, now eating more cookies for all the forbidden doughnuts were now gone - alas!
"Give me the damn SPORK!"
"Never!" Legolas then sticks the spork in Manboy's eye.
"Lego, I thought we agreed not to give him the Holy Spork." Aragorn whined, watching as Manboy fell out the window cause he couldn't see.
"Uh... sorry?"
Suddenly the ropes break and all are free! Frodo ate the ropes because he was hungry. "Hmmm... ropey-licious!" Is ropey-licious even a word? No, no it is not. But in Frodo's dictionary it is.
"Good hungry hobbits!" Legolas then whacks Frodo, Frodo cries, and Aragorn continues to munch on cookies for he has a never ending supply of them.
"We're free!" Frodo states the obvious.
"But where is Manboy?"
Everyone - including the gays monks - gather to the window, but the window is too small and all of them are shoving to see through it. Manboy can be plainly seen on the bottom of the tower singing loudly :
"Oh dear Legolas, please, let down your long hair!"
Legolas's brows cross, Frodo cries again and Aragorn is now spinning in circles. Pissed, Legolas throws Frodo out of the window attached to a rope. Manboy then climbs up the rope and into the window.
"Uh, Legolas, why did you let him come back up? He's the bad guy... dude... girl?" Frodo cries, still dangling out the window by the rope.
"He said 'please'."
Will Manboy be overwhelmed by Legolas' kindness and become his slave? Will Manboy trick them all and eat them instead? Will Frodo fall.....hopefully?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*STAY TUNED!*
+I'm not that special.so read and review!+
Chapter Seven I think
The eternal struggle!
"We're here!" Cried Frodo.
"Uh, hobbit, we've been here since two chapters ago." Legolas attempts to hit Frodo, but because Manboy's gay monks are tying everyone up, his actions go without reward!
"Ooh, they used the velvet rope this time!" Strider smiles widely as the gay monks finish tying them up.
"And it feels like silk against my bounded wrists and ankles!" The elf adds.
"I don't like being this close to other men..." Frodo whines.
Strider frowns, apparently not feeling the same way. "Frodo, try not to think it as being close to another man, even though technically you are too close, try to think of it as male bonding!"
"This makes me feel uneasy....
"Spiffy!" Shouts Legolas.
Manboy appears in front of them in a puff of smoke. Why he did that seeing he was about 2 inches away from them to begin with, I don't know. "Now that I have bound you all very close to one another I shall -- "
"Rape us?"
"Frodo, you asked that a little too hopefully."
Manboy ponders this for a moment - exactly an hour - and he says, "No, I intend on torturing you until you scream out the whereabouts of the ring!"
"What ring?"
"Sorry, I meant the Holy Spork."
"Oh." Strider pouts and turns his head away, now eating more cookies for all the forbidden doughnuts were now gone - alas!
"Give me the damn SPORK!"
"Never!" Legolas then sticks the spork in Manboy's eye.
"Lego, I thought we agreed not to give him the Holy Spork." Aragorn whined, watching as Manboy fell out the window cause he couldn't see.
"Uh... sorry?"
Suddenly the ropes break and all are free! Frodo ate the ropes because he was hungry. "Hmmm... ropey-licious!" Is ropey-licious even a word? No, no it is not. But in Frodo's dictionary it is.
"Good hungry hobbits!" Legolas then whacks Frodo, Frodo cries, and Aragorn continues to munch on cookies for he has a never ending supply of them.
"We're free!" Frodo states the obvious.
"But where is Manboy?"
Everyone - including the gays monks - gather to the window, but the window is too small and all of them are shoving to see through it. Manboy can be plainly seen on the bottom of the tower singing loudly :
"Oh dear Legolas, please, let down your long hair!"
Legolas's brows cross, Frodo cries again and Aragorn is now spinning in circles. Pissed, Legolas throws Frodo out of the window attached to a rope. Manboy then climbs up the rope and into the window.
"Uh, Legolas, why did you let him come back up? He's the bad guy... dude... girl?" Frodo cries, still dangling out the window by the rope.
"He said 'please'."
Will Manboy be overwhelmed by Legolas' kindness and become his slave? Will Manboy trick them all and eat them instead? Will Frodo fall.....hopefully?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*STAY TUNED!*
+I'm not that special.so read and review!+