January 16, 2002

By Yashira

Dear

I have this problem. My undead sister was recently brought back to life and she won't stay dead. She causes more grief and heartache then when she was alive 50 years ago. I get stuck listening to all the problems she causes and while I don't mind it so much I constantly seemed to be the ear hole for a certain hanyo who confines in me so often that I feel like I should be paid. And he's always in the wrong and too stubborn to understand that. What am I doing wrong?

~Signed Overworked

Oi Kaede.

What the hell are you implying?! Just because "I talk" to you, doesn't mean I have any problems. And what the hell is this about saying I'm wrong all the time?! I'm not WRONG ALL THE TIME!! And another thing, I CAN'T do anything about Kikyo so don't insinuate things…

~An irate Inuyasha

Wow:

Got to beat Naraku at posting this time! Hehehe. Anyway we can all see that Inuyasha is definitely feeling guilty about something since he brought up Kikyo's name. ^^ Poor Kaede, I can't blame her for being tired and exhausted because Inuyasha is in the wrong A LOT of times. He does have issues that need resolving, but being that Naraku and Kikyo don't look like they're going away any time soon this problem will be with us a good while.

~Yours Miroku

DAMN both of you to hell!!!

How dare you both accost me on the way to the post box and eat my letter??! Just wait Miroku! Inuyasha! I won't forget this! You thought you had it bad before, but now it will be hundred times worse. And Kaede, I don't see why you're even complaining since all you do is sit on your fat ass and do nothing by listen to people gossiping all day long. At least you got free stuff coming in in compensation! Bleh, now I broke my nails typing this up… you are so dead, the both of you.

~Naraku

Kaede:

How could you? You're my own sister, you would think at least you would take my side in this. Any problems that happen aren't my fault, but belong solely to Kagome since she's the common denominator. She's the one, once you remove her from the picture, that you will find as the source of where all the problems come from. Without her, Inuyasha wouldn't be torn. Without her, Inuyasha would be mine only. Without her I would be complete.

~A fuming Kikyo

Dear overworked Kaede:

I'm so sorry Kaede. You always are so patience that to get replies like this coming in is so rude. We hope you will continue to listen to our problems and how did you like the rabbit and pheasants my son caught? I'm sure we can get you a lot more should you need it….

~The grateful villagers

….

Kanna

MWUAHAHAHAH:

Heh, you have to go to an old woman to get advice from??!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

~Kouga

Poor Kaede,

At least your words are valuable if you think about it. At least he comes and talks to you even though it would probably be better he talk to Kagome directly. The way he and her get on sometimes….Hold on.

(Time passes)

Sorry Kagome and Inuyasha were passing through and had to hide my letter fast. But the way both of them get on, you think you had global warfare… They're both just too stubborn sometimes. Just keep doing what ever you do and some day Inuyasha will take the hint to talk to Kagome directly.

~Yours Sango

P.S. Until then just keep guilting him. He deserves it.

Hey Kaede

You're still going to make those Inuyasha jokes to me right?

~Shippo

Oi Kaede

What's this about Jokes?

~Inuyasha

Hey, Inuyasha:

It's only one letter per "dear" reply. You're out of bounds. We'll have to throw your last one out.

Signed Yashira, the list mommy. ^=^

Damn you Yashira

~Inuyasha

Hmm that one goes out too.. ^=^V

~Yashira

Dear overworked:

I think this is quite pointless, I don't care who takes Inuyasha into their confidences. Although he has a flea for a retainer so an old woman does match his personality… pathetic.

~Sesshomaru

Hey:

What are you implying?

~Myoga

Dear Kaede

I'm sorry that you have to go through a lot of that stuff, but you know how Inuyasha is. Also I think Kikyo was a bit off in her comments. That was totally uncalled for. Her arguments can go the other way too you know. If it wasn't for her, Naraku would NOT have got the Shikon no Tama shards and he wouldn't have got new powers... nor would he have escaped from us and gone into hiding. But you know what, it just doesn't matter because Inuyasha will protect her anyway… Sigh… This is just so depressing.

~A depressed Kagome

P.S. Kaede you're doing okay as is, sometimes people need another person to talk to before they pick up their guts to confront someone.