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Chapter.....uh.... perhaps.... just pick a number! ooh, Eight sounds nice
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Why Manboy? Why!?
Where we last left off, our heroes - er really just the cute elf - had let Manboy climb back up the tower from whence he fell! Oh no! Was that a good
idea? Let us watch and see! ahem... "Manboy!" Frodo gasped, still dangling from out the window. "Uh... little help? ARAGORN!!!!"
Strider munched on some cookies. "Pipe down boy! I'm trying to watch the X- files over here!"
"Ah HA!" Manboy pulled up Frodo and then whips out his Spork, holding it to Frodo's neck. "Move and I shall spork him to death!
Legolas shrugs. "Fine. See if I care."
Manboy's eyes shift. "Very well." He then promptly tosses the midget aside and holds the Spork to Strider's neck. Strider chokes on the cookies. "Ha! What say you now elf?"
"Uh... shit."
"That's what I thought!"
"I have to go to the bathroom." Frodo cries from his place, face down, on the ground.
"Why didn't you go before we came!" Legolas screams. Frodo cries. Strider can't eat cookies cause there is a spork jammed in his esophagus.
"'elp 'e Gud amit!!" Cries Strider.
"Well, I can't argue with that." Then suddenly Legolas jumps up and spins around only to come down upon Manboy with none other than.... A SPORK! YES! The irony was not lost, this time, upon the elf! "DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE......" The elf plunges the spork into the head of Manboy!
"Ow." Says Manboy. Then he pulls off his mask. "Legolas.... I am..... your father.....!"
Legolas blinks. "Nooooooooooooooo!" He squints his elf eyes. "Heeey, you look different somehow."
Stringer - er I mean Strider - gasps for air on the floor. "Use the spork Lego! The spork!"
"Damnation! The Decisions!" Legolas runs away screaming and holding his head.
Will Legolas use the spork? Is Manboy really Lego's father or is it all a trap? Legolas is indeed a cute elf
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Bring me the Prisnor.*
+Hello little friends! I'm a substitute! DON'T READ AND REVIEW!+ _A very frustrated Author comes in_
+FOOL!!!!!!! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE PENALTY!!!+
+yelp!+
me
Why Manboy? Why!?
Where we last left off, our heroes - er really just the cute elf - had let Manboy climb back up the tower from whence he fell! Oh no! Was that a good
idea? Let us watch and see! ahem... "Manboy!" Frodo gasped, still dangling from out the window. "Uh... little help? ARAGORN!!!!"
Strider munched on some cookies. "Pipe down boy! I'm trying to watch the X- files over here!"
"Ah HA!" Manboy pulled up Frodo and then whips out his Spork, holding it to Frodo's neck. "Move and I shall spork him to death!
Legolas shrugs. "Fine. See if I care."
Manboy's eyes shift. "Very well." He then promptly tosses the midget aside and holds the Spork to Strider's neck. Strider chokes on the cookies. "Ha! What say you now elf?"
"Uh... shit."
"That's what I thought!"
"I have to go to the bathroom." Frodo cries from his place, face down, on the ground.
"Why didn't you go before we came!" Legolas screams. Frodo cries. Strider can't eat cookies cause there is a spork jammed in his esophagus.
"'elp 'e Gud amit!!" Cries Strider.
"Well, I can't argue with that." Then suddenly Legolas jumps up and spins around only to come down upon Manboy with none other than.... A SPORK! YES! The irony was not lost, this time, upon the elf! "DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE......" The elf plunges the spork into the head of Manboy!
"Ow." Says Manboy. Then he pulls off his mask. "Legolas.... I am..... your father.....!"
Legolas blinks. "Nooooooooooooooo!" He squints his elf eyes. "Heeey, you look different somehow."
Stringer - er I mean Strider - gasps for air on the floor. "Use the spork Lego! The spork!"
"Damnation! The Decisions!" Legolas runs away screaming and holding his head.
Will Legolas use the spork? Is Manboy really Lego's father or is it all a trap? Legolas is indeed a cute elf
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Bring me the Prisnor.*
+Hello little friends! I'm a substitute! DON'T READ AND REVIEW!+ _A very frustrated Author comes in_
+FOOL!!!!!!! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE PENALTY!!!+
+yelp!+