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Kapitel Neun
Behold die Energie des K?ses
After running around the Eggo Waffle factory, which was taken over by Manboy and his gay consumer monks that are evil, Legolas came back with a
spork in hand!
"Are you gonna use the gee golly spork?" Aragorn so kindly suggested, face flat on the floor as Manboy staggered about wounded cause Leggy stabbed him with the very spork he held in hand in the previous chapter! YES! The spork of all holinesses. The spork that fits in most wallets and pockets....
"BUT HE's YouR FatheR LEGOlas!" Frodo whined and, in the process, screwing up the very Caps Lock we take for granted. Yes, Caps Locks are fleeting.
Just then Frodo grabbed a can of Easy Cheese (American btw) and stuck it in his mouth. After pushing down the nuzzle, a flow of cheese came from out his nose and ears.
"Mmmmm......cheesy!"
"Behold the power of cheese!" Cried Legolas. Aragorn bows. Frodo tears, cries, whines, bawls, hums...
"Perfect for portable snaking..... No need to refrigerate!" Frodo holds up the cheese can.
"Mmmmmm.... Pasteurized processed cheese spread...." Aragorn promptly seizes the can from Frodo and puts some cheese on his cookies. "I HAVE INVENTED CHEESE COOKIES!!!!!!!! 736456567y5iu4cyui34h5cv ub43jyg6v 4r jkhtbig."
"I understood the invention of cheese cookies but what was the '736456567y5iu4cyui34h5cv ub43jyg6v 4rjkhtbig' for?" Legolas swiftly takes the cheese can from Strider's hands and sticks it in Manboy's ear.
"Take this you evil-power-hungry-queer-monk-loving-father-guy!" Wow. That was long winded.
Saruman pops up. "So, you have chosen....death...." Saruman spontaneously combusts for some unknown reason.
"No....." Manyboy cries. A cry filled with a thousand cries of other manboys and men that are boys and boys that could be man. Yes, the cry was gurgled. Why you ask? Well, cheese was flowing from out his mouth.
"AAAAAAAHHHH.... CHEESY!!!!!" Manboy falls out the window in a river of cheese. "I will return!"
"Good job midget!" Legolas whacks Frodo. Frodo cries. Aragorn rotates.
Is this the end of Manboy? Will Manboy return in the next chapter with flaming bags? What will be in these flaming bags?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Bow to me!*
+Alritey Oh! Its me..not some hay substitute! Read and Review!+
Kapitel Neun
Behold die Energie des K?ses
After running around the Eggo Waffle factory, which was taken over by Manboy and his gay consumer monks that are evil, Legolas came back with a
spork in hand!
"Are you gonna use the gee golly spork?" Aragorn so kindly suggested, face flat on the floor as Manboy staggered about wounded cause Leggy stabbed him with the very spork he held in hand in the previous chapter! YES! The spork of all holinesses. The spork that fits in most wallets and pockets....
"BUT HE's YouR FatheR LEGOlas!" Frodo whined and, in the process, screwing up the very Caps Lock we take for granted. Yes, Caps Locks are fleeting.
Just then Frodo grabbed a can of Easy Cheese (American btw) and stuck it in his mouth. After pushing down the nuzzle, a flow of cheese came from out his nose and ears.
"Mmmmm......cheesy!"
"Behold the power of cheese!" Cried Legolas. Aragorn bows. Frodo tears, cries, whines, bawls, hums...
"Perfect for portable snaking..... No need to refrigerate!" Frodo holds up the cheese can.
"Mmmmmm.... Pasteurized processed cheese spread...." Aragorn promptly seizes the can from Frodo and puts some cheese on his cookies. "I HAVE INVENTED CHEESE COOKIES!!!!!!!! 736456567y5iu4cyui34h5cv ub43jyg6v 4r jkhtbig."
"I understood the invention of cheese cookies but what was the '736456567y5iu4cyui34h5cv ub43jyg6v 4rjkhtbig' for?" Legolas swiftly takes the cheese can from Strider's hands and sticks it in Manboy's ear.
"Take this you evil-power-hungry-queer-monk-loving-father-guy!" Wow. That was long winded.
Saruman pops up. "So, you have chosen....death...." Saruman spontaneously combusts for some unknown reason.
"No....." Manyboy cries. A cry filled with a thousand cries of other manboys and men that are boys and boys that could be man. Yes, the cry was gurgled. Why you ask? Well, cheese was flowing from out his mouth.
"AAAAAAAHHHH.... CHEESY!!!!!" Manboy falls out the window in a river of cheese. "I will return!"
"Good job midget!" Legolas whacks Frodo. Frodo cries. Aragorn rotates.
Is this the end of Manboy? Will Manboy return in the next chapter with flaming bags? What will be in these flaming bags?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Bow to me!*
+Alritey Oh! Its me..not some hay substitute! Read and Review!+