January 17, 2002
By Yashira
Dear…
What the hell do I have to write this for? I have no problems, WHATSOEVER! AND MIROKU YOU ARE SO DEAD! What the fuck were you thinking sucking up my first couple of letters into your Kaza Ana?! I don't see anything wrong with what I was saying. Just because I called you a.. okay.. okay.. I'll lay off you for now since I don't want to write letter number 7 so put your Kaza Ana away…
Stupid monk doesn't have any right to censor my letter, I never interrupted his.. or did I? Naw. Well I still think this whole idea is stupid, I'm not like Kagome who has to cry about everything, who takes offense to everything and goes running back to the well each and every damn time I say something she doesn't like. If anyone is over emotional it's her NOT me. How the hell can I be called moody, violent, selfish, temperamental and scary? Has anyone seen Kagome when…
(Time Passes and a bunch of osuwari later)
Um… Ow.
~Inuyasha
P.S. Did I forget to mention Kagome is scary when mad?
Hmm Inuyasha,
You forgot to mention one thing. You're a complete and utter waste of space. I don't know why Kikyo wanted to spend the rest of her life with you, but I'm glad it didn't work out. Stop following after her, she doesn't need you. She wants to spend time with the greater hanyo and that doesn't mean you, but ME. Who are you to get in between us?! Yes, yes, it's a love-hate thing, so what… It's there and you can't deny it.. so go away.
~Nakaru
P.S. Why don't you and Miroku get together and experience the final moment of his Kaza Ana.
Hey:
Why do you keep harping on Kagome this and Kagome that?! You said YOU would be there to PROTECT ME!! If you're going to do that you can't be concerned about her too. You have a DUTY to me.. you said so. As for Naraku... I let it go for the first couple of letters, but who ever said I wanted you? Please, I'm not interested. If you have a problem with that... please take it up with Inuyasha.
~Kikyo
Hey, Onnesama
Inuyasha already has someone to protect.. please let him do it. Of course Inuyasha you do need to look over your feelings carefully since there are many unresolved issues haven't dealt with. This Kikyo isn't the real Kikyo.. it's a shell made from mud…and emotion… she's not Kagome.. Are you even listening?! You need to get your issues straight. I'm sorry Oneesama, but Inuyasha needs to protect someone else… we need to move on and you're just not good for him.
~Kaede
Hey Kagome
Look at his bad points again, he's got lots right? Now look at me. Don't I look appealing!!! ^v^ V Serious. Inu Koru how can you compare with me when you have all these faults unlike you I CAN COMMIT and I don't run around when I choose a girl. As far as I am concerned you aren't even competition. Lets go, Kagome!
~A true Kouga
….
~Kanna
Hmm..
Yes, sounds exactly like my ill-bred brother. Prepare Inuyasha… I, Sesshomaru will put you out of your misery.
~Sesshomaru
Hmm:
Well this is hard to say since you see me everyday. I kinda should fear for my safety, but Inuyasha you are A COMPLETE AND SELFISH IDIOT!! Yes it's true too! I don't know why Kagome puts up with you. As I said before you act more like a child then I do. To this day you haven't sent Kikyo on her way, nor taken her off your heart and all the while poor Kagome has to suffer with your indecision. What kind of guy are you? Kouga would treat her better and that's saying a lot since he's suppose to be the bad guy.
(Time passes)
~Shippo
Um:
..to anyone wondering I had to sign Shippos's name to his letter since Inuyasha is currently chasing him around the village with Tetsusaiga raised. Sigh.. he really is temperamental and violent. I don't know what to say really except that he really has to come terms with his feelings towards Kikyo. Inuyasha, I know you'll protect her; I know I'll have to step aside for you. But don't forget I think we were meant to meet too. Just don't shut me out of your life completely. I may be here for you, but I also have feelings too.
~Kagome
Sugoi:
I'm so moved Kagome I'm so proud of you. Now excuse me while I go hide, knowing Inuyasha he's probably nearby having a temper tantrum and I don't want to get caught in the middle of it.
~Myoga
That's my daughter
~Mrs. Higurashi
Yeah Oneesama:
Wow, what a letter.. this is why I'm so glad you're my sister. You have such a big heart. You're able to let him do what he wants, but why do you came home mad sometimes?
~A confused Souta
Well:
I think you, Inuyasha, need to get your act together as soon as possible. You have such a patience girl that to leave her waiting really distresses me. Oh yeah.. AND I'll suck up any other letters that mention you using Tetsusaiga on me too so keep that in mind.
~A grinning Miroku
Hmm Inuyasha
You got a BIG PROBLEM… Denial. D E N I A L! You have lots of problems; so many you can't even start to count them. After reading Kagome's reply and comparing it to yours.. don't you ever wonder what life would be like without Kagome chan? Shouldn't you try to curb it down especially for her?
Sango
P.S. I think it was rude of you to insult Kagome in your opening letter. She may be emotional sometimes, but haven't you notice it's only when you step all over her feelings?