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Chapter.... yes, a chapter is a journey in the hearts of all who accept
their chapters!
Yay - party!
After the defeat of ....uh....that dude.... ah, yes, Manboy, everyone - including the gay monks - decide to have a dinner party in Manboy's Eggo
Waffle Factory to celebrate the factory's new leadership.
"I think me is cute little elf. Go bye-bye now!" Legolas' head hits desk along with all his wineglasses. "Hic. Gulp. Aye, I eat hobbits!"
"You is cute whittle elfy!" Aragorn cuddles Legolas. "I wuv my elves."
"Yeah, you love them too much!" Frodo cries.
"Get off me foo!" Legolas pushes Aragorn - er Strider - off him and chugs down another bottle of Champaign. Then he begins to sing, for elves break into song for the most pointless of reasons at the most awkward of times. "Put a record on, I wanna dance with my baby! And when the music starts I never wanna stop.... uh.... what's the rest?"
Strider puts his arm around one of the gay monks and starts singing with his glass in hand and waving it around and spilling it on everyone and--- "When I was once a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me --"
"PIPE DOWN BOY!" Gandalf appears in a puff of smoke.
"GAndAlF!?" Everyone gasps dramatically.... then goes back to singing.
"BUT GANDALF!! YOU DIED!" Frodo cries....yet again.
"Frodo?"
"YES?"
"You can stop with the Caps Lock. I'm right next to you, damn midget!"
"Oh...." Frodo sniffs. "Don't yell at me!"
Legolas promptly hits Frodo. Gandalf is pleased, Frodo is crying, Legolas is laughing and Strider is now drooling.
"Why must you hit me?" Frodo cowers in a corner. "Get him away from me! I can bite really hard! No Legolas! Nooooooo!"
Legolas is still at the table, a good distance from Frodo. He simply blinks and cries, "Spiffy!"
"I mean, why must I be the one to get hit?" Frodo picks up a mirror that just happened to be right next to him. Ooh, the convenience! "I'm not ugly! Hmmm... I have perdy eyes...."
"Yeah, you keep tellin' yourself that hobbit!" Legolas stands up in a drunken rage, shaking his fists.
"Ooooh, heeeeeey, I just had a spiffy idea guys!" Frodo jumps up and holds the mirror the other way for everyone to see.
Everyone: "DEAR GOD I'M UGLY!!!!"
"What if there is a parallel world to ours and what we simply perceive as looking at our reflection is really us looking at our other selves? Ya know, a world where Strider actually protects me, Legolas stops hitting me and I don't cry!"
"What in the green earth under the sun surrounded by exactly nine planets - give or take Pluto - are you talking about boy?" Gandalf prepares to stand when he realizes his bath robe is on fire.
"AHHHH!!! Buckler boy! Why are you setting me on fire?"
Boromir comes out from under the table with a lighter in hand and his buckler in the other. "I like pretty flames."
Just then a sudden chill fills the room. If there were candles lit, they would have blown out.
"Ooh, scary dark! Boo!" Legolas comes up from behind Frodo. Frodo jumps on top of Strider. Strider starts running in circles, "Get it off me! Get it off!"
"Stand still and I'll try to whack it off!" Gandalf picks up his pole and starts hitting various people.
Will Gandalf actually succeed in getting Frodo off Aragorn? Will Legolas get over his drinking problem? Who is this newcomer that would have blown out the candles in a sudden chilly breeze if there were candles lit? Why?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Join me or die!*
+Lalalalalalalalalalalalala..ok enuff of dat.R/R!+
Chapter.... yes, a chapter is a journey in the hearts of all who accept
their chapters!
Yay - party!
After the defeat of ....uh....that dude.... ah, yes, Manboy, everyone - including the gay monks - decide to have a dinner party in Manboy's Eggo
Waffle Factory to celebrate the factory's new leadership.
"I think me is cute little elf. Go bye-bye now!" Legolas' head hits desk along with all his wineglasses. "Hic. Gulp. Aye, I eat hobbits!"
"You is cute whittle elfy!" Aragorn cuddles Legolas. "I wuv my elves."
"Yeah, you love them too much!" Frodo cries.
"Get off me foo!" Legolas pushes Aragorn - er Strider - off him and chugs down another bottle of Champaign. Then he begins to sing, for elves break into song for the most pointless of reasons at the most awkward of times. "Put a record on, I wanna dance with my baby! And when the music starts I never wanna stop.... uh.... what's the rest?"
Strider puts his arm around one of the gay monks and starts singing with his glass in hand and waving it around and spilling it on everyone and--- "When I was once a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me --"
"PIPE DOWN BOY!" Gandalf appears in a puff of smoke.
"GAndAlF!?" Everyone gasps dramatically.... then goes back to singing.
"BUT GANDALF!! YOU DIED!" Frodo cries....yet again.
"Frodo?"
"YES?"
"You can stop with the Caps Lock. I'm right next to you, damn midget!"
"Oh...." Frodo sniffs. "Don't yell at me!"
Legolas promptly hits Frodo. Gandalf is pleased, Frodo is crying, Legolas is laughing and Strider is now drooling.
"Why must you hit me?" Frodo cowers in a corner. "Get him away from me! I can bite really hard! No Legolas! Nooooooo!"
Legolas is still at the table, a good distance from Frodo. He simply blinks and cries, "Spiffy!"
"I mean, why must I be the one to get hit?" Frodo picks up a mirror that just happened to be right next to him. Ooh, the convenience! "I'm not ugly! Hmmm... I have perdy eyes...."
"Yeah, you keep tellin' yourself that hobbit!" Legolas stands up in a drunken rage, shaking his fists.
"Ooooh, heeeeeey, I just had a spiffy idea guys!" Frodo jumps up and holds the mirror the other way for everyone to see.
Everyone: "DEAR GOD I'M UGLY!!!!"
"What if there is a parallel world to ours and what we simply perceive as looking at our reflection is really us looking at our other selves? Ya know, a world where Strider actually protects me, Legolas stops hitting me and I don't cry!"
"What in the green earth under the sun surrounded by exactly nine planets - give or take Pluto - are you talking about boy?" Gandalf prepares to stand when he realizes his bath robe is on fire.
"AHHHH!!! Buckler boy! Why are you setting me on fire?"
Boromir comes out from under the table with a lighter in hand and his buckler in the other. "I like pretty flames."
Just then a sudden chill fills the room. If there were candles lit, they would have blown out.
"Ooh, scary dark! Boo!" Legolas comes up from behind Frodo. Frodo jumps on top of Strider. Strider starts running in circles, "Get it off me! Get it off!"
"Stand still and I'll try to whack it off!" Gandalf picks up his pole and starts hitting various people.
Will Gandalf actually succeed in getting Frodo off Aragorn? Will Legolas get over his drinking problem? Who is this newcomer that would have blown out the candles in a sudden chilly breeze if there were candles lit? Why?
----KungFoOFrOdo
*Join me or die!*
+Lalalalalalalalalalalalala..ok enuff of dat.R/R!+