January 19, 2002

By Yashira

Dear:

I don't know why I'm wasting my time on this measly letter since it's only going to be read by you deadbeats, but to put it very simply, I don't have a problem. I'm absolutely perfect. So there!

~The Almighty Sesshomaru

P.S. I'm too sexy for this post. So sexy it hurts…

Hey,

Someone's pretty full of himself, and for once it's not me!

~Miroku

P.S. That just made me too sick to my stomach. Please, my eyes, don't do that pose again.

HA:

You just didn't like it because Sesshomaru is a man. I'm sure if it was Kagome, me, or any of the ladies here, you would have cheered.

~Sango

P.S. But I could see the similarities between the brothers now that I think about it. Both of them think they're perfect and yet they're so loaded with problems. Is it a family heritage to be so "blessed?"

Oi:

What the hell does that suppose to mean Sango? There's nothing wrong with me, he's the idiot born with all the defects. And stop that stupid dancing, you're getting as bad as Naraku.

~A disgusted Inuyasha

P.S. Dad did always like me best!

Well:

At least I can dance.

~Naraku

Wait a second:

I thought Inuyasha was Sesshomaru's problem? And viceaversa?

~A confused Myoga

Hey:

I'm pretty sure I can take him, so don't mess with my superior speed and Kagome or you'll have to deal with me.

~Kouga

P.S. Kagome, babe, what are you doing later, let's have lunch.

Dear Sesshomaru:

I'm pretty sure we could fill in the blanks on the problem you do have. Hold on, I'm going to make a 10 Greatest List Problems that you have.

(time passes)

10 Greatest List of Problems Sesshomaru denies that he has:

Arrogant. Hates Inuyasha. Thinks he's superior to everyone. Hates Inuyasha. Has a tail that needs cleaning. If it isn't a tail.. dear god I don't

know what it is.

Hates Tenseiga and wishes he had Tetsusaiga. Dad always did like Inuyasha best. Missing a hand. Showing up where he's not wanted Can't get out that green stain when he uses his poison attack.

As you can see you have a whole list of problems. I suggest you get counseling and counseling fast.

~Kagome

P.S. Hmm I'm sure he wouldn't deny that he hates Inuyasha, but didn't he say he was perfect just now?

P.S.S Um Kouga I can't… Inuyasha is here with me and he wouldn't understand.

!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU SERIOUS THINKING TO GO OUT WITH THIS WIMPY WOLF?

~AN OUTRAGED INUYASHA

P.S. AND DON'T THROW OUT MY POST YASHIRA… I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.

Um…

You do realize I can boot you from this list you know.

~A concerned Yashira who sees so many caps that she's wondering on the safety of some of the members

Um Kagome?

You do realize that number 2 and number 4 are the same. You sure you aren't neglecting your studies?

~A concerned Mrs. Higurashi

Hey woman!

How disrespectful!! Sesshomaru-sama is the most perfect demon there is. If there are any minor technicalities, it's only because he has to degrade himself to speak to you horrible people. You should all bow down and worship the great SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!!

~Jaken

P.S. SESS IS GREAT!!!

Dear Sesshomaru:

Rin love Sesshomaru-sama..

~Rin

SMILES:

Yeah, there's something about Sesshomaru. He's strong and mysterious.

~Kagura

Hey:

That's a tail?

~Shippo

P.S. I gotta cut this short, Kouga and Inuyasha are about to kill each other.. again.