January 21, 2002
By Yashira
Dear…
Problems?! What kind of problems could I, KOUGA, have?! Well aside from Inu-kuro and that bastard Naraku, I have everything under control. Oi Kagome, shall I rescue you from Inu-Koru and his two timing hanyou self, yet?
~Kouga
P.S ^=^
Heh:
Aside from? Isn't that rich coming from a purely over emotional youkai who can't control his temper or wit? You make it too easy to set you up, trap-wise and joke-wise. Kukuku, I have varying decrees on how to make your life a living hell… namely Kaguya and Kanna for starters not to mention me. It really depends on how much attention you deserve.
~Naraku
P.S. Which really isn't much with your pea size brain.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOUR STUPID MOUTH KOUGA!?!
RESCUE?!! Kouga, the only person she needs rescuing from is your stupid wimpy wolfy form. What the hell do you think this is? Some sort of dating service?!
~A P.O. Inuyasha who is going to beat the hell out of Kouga
Well:
It didn't stop some people on the list from asking everyone else to bear his child, did it?
~Sango
Hey:
That was different. I'm sorely in need.
~Miroku
Feh:
A mere wolf pup you hold no interest for me.
~Sesshomaru
You know…
I think it's safer if I hide behind Kirara. I'm getting the definite premonitions of trouble coming from Inuyasha and Kouga.
~A "I'm not hiding, just moving to a more comfortable place" Myoga
MEOW
~Kirara
…
~Kanna
Bleh:
Since all this fighting is stemming from some petty jealous that has Kagome being the root, wouldn't it be simpler if we just kill her so that we wouldn't have this problem anymore?
~Kikyo
P.S. I make a better object to fight over you know.
Um Oneesama:
That's making the bad vibes worse.
~Kaede
Hey:
Whaaaa... not Kagome.. no one hurt Kagome… if you have to hurt someone shoot the youkai who's the idiot.
~Shippo
Question:
Which one? Aren't there too many to count?
~Kagura
Dear Kouga:
Kouga-kun, it's really nice and all that you like me and such, but I can't go out with you. You see I… hang on Inuyasha is screaming here.
(time passes)
Stupid Inuyasha saying "what the hell are you being nice to him and all, just tell him where to go…" and then asking me, "oi, you don't really like him do you?" Hang on he's still cursing.
(time passes)
Osuwari!!!!!
That's it I'm going home!
~Kagome