Yu Yu Hakusho: WIND and Water

Okay you know all this: but I do it anyway

Rating: R for intimate scenes later on, and for cursing and violence, and sometimes I can be a bit too detailed in my descriptions.

Warnings: Kuwabara bashing of sorts. Original characters. Hiei x OC romance, Major changes, adding of mage/magic element into story.

Couplings: Hiei x Kit (OC), Yuusuke x Keiko, Kurama x Miku, Kuwabara x Yukina

Another warning a.k.a the note to flamers: I might use words and quotes from both Japanese and English forms of the series: it all depends on what I have and what I like, So no one flame on that, and also I change a lot. That's what a rewrite is. So if I don't stay prefect and I change a lot don't flame me, all flame will be fed to my cats.

Disclaimers: YYH belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi and other people (I think). I'm not doing this for profit, merely my own enjoyment, I don't own them nor do I claim to. So you will get nothing from so don't sue me.

One more thing: Ask my permission before using Kit, or any other characters and well if you don't and I find out I WILL SICK MY CONVICT KITTY ON YOU.

Also Miku is not mine, she is one of my best friends character. So you have to ask her if you want to use Miku, just e-mail me and I'll ask her for you.

One last thing:

* - Things that will be explained at the end.

{ } - Telepathic conversation

[]- Thoughts

Chapter 8: Kurama's girlfriend is a Six Year Old????

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Kit rolled her eyes as Kuwabara complained loudly again. Tadasuke was holding his ears in pain. Hiei walked next to her, his facial expression unreadable. All three were in their school uniforms they were walking out of the school gates. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara had met them outside of the school, because of something about some demons that Kurama knew something about that they had to go after. Kit looked at Tadasuke and noticed hi carrying a medium sized handgun. The gun was also pure black in color with silver flames going up its handle. She knew the gun probably had magical abilities knowing Tadasuke's race. Kit herself had summoned her Glaive already and was balancing it on her shoulder. She knew though she could not see Hiei's sword, that he had it.

" Urameshi why do they have to come?" Kuwabara said loudly. Kit glared.

" Because they can." Yuusuke said ignoring him.

" I wouldn't talk Kuwabara we'll probably end up having to save your weak ass." Kit snapped irritably.

" I wasn't talking to you shrimp girl." Kuwabara said looking down at her angrily.

" And your point Baka?" She asked calmly.

" Hey children" Yuusuke yelled. Kit glared at him, then turned to Kuwabara.

" I have a glaive and I WILL use it one you if you continue to spout your idiocy." Kit snapped at him irritably. Tadasuke sighed.

" She had a bad day didn't she?" Kurama asked Tadasuke as they walked. The elven boy nodded.

" Gym class all ways leave's her irritable." he replied darkly. " Mind it leaves me in a slightly bad mood to. Kylith." he said shuddering. Hiei growled under his breath.

" And the reason they are with us. . . " Yuusuke said loudly, trying to regain the attention back to himself. " is because one Kit is a hanyou who can beat the crap out of people, Hiei is a youkai, and Kurama knows information about these youkai we are going to be fighting." Yuusuke said his eyebrow twitching. Kit looked back at Kurama and gave him a questioning look.

" So what do you what do you know Kurama?" Yuusuke asked, shuddering, now realizing Kit was in a pissy mood, and it wouldn't take much for any of them to get fried or blasted.

" Well not as much as Koenma thinks, but more then he himself does." Kurama said his voice getting quieter. Kit's ears twitched lightly. "They are part of a of an underground group of thieves in the Reikai, they are also master assassins, and it seems that they have entered the Ningenkai to get followers, of course the demons won't be as strong as the leaders but they won't be complete pushovers either." he explained softly so no normal ningen would here them. Though, if they did, they would probably either think they were playing something or just had some screws loose in the head.

" DAMN IT."A young girls voice said loudly and from the sound of it she was in pain. Kit turned, as did Kurama and the rest of them. Kit blinked several times as she saw a young girl probably about no older then six at most lying on the ground rubbing her head in pain. She was about an inch or two shorter then Kit, she was also similarly dressed. The only difference in her uniform was that she was wearing normal shoes, and socks with red lines on them and no legging's and the green in Kit's uniform jacket and skirt was red on this girl, marking her as a Kinder gardner at Sarayashiki Elementary school. The girl also had long brown hair down to her knees, and water blue eyes. Kurama bent over the girl, with a look of slight

" Are you alright little girl?" Kurama asked. The girl nodded though she was still rubbing her head. Kit watched this interested.

" Here let me help you up" Kurama said kindly, the girl nodded

" Hey Kurama lets go already." Yuusuke said impatiently. Kit glared at him.

" Itoko the day you get patience is the day the world comes to an end." Kit said sarcasm dripping from her voice. Tadasuke snickered.

" Wait. . . This girl was listening to our conversation, she knows what we are doing, and we need to find out what else she knows." Hiei said calmly eyeing the girl with suspicious glint in his eyes. Kit looked up at Him, now both her ears and tail were twitching.

" Relax Hiei." Kurama said, holding up his hands. " She is just a little girl, she couldn't have possibly understood. Isn't that right miss?" Kurama asked the young girl who gave him a blank look, that highly reminded kit of herself or Tadasuke when they spaced out.

"Come on lets ditch the freaky kid and go." Yuusuke said his impatience clear. Kit gave him a dirty look.

" OK she is probably saner then you were as a child, or ever." he said angrily.

" I was referring to you." Kit said sharply.

" I was a perfectly normal child." He said defensively. Kit snorted. But none the less they began walking up the street. Kit's ears twitched as she heard the young girl's quiet voice mutter "youko". Kurama clearly heard it and turned.

" Did you just call me . . ." Kit heard Kurama start, however he did not get to finish his sentence as usual, as the six year old tackled him around the waist in a giant hug. (In other words people she glomped him)

" Youko, I'm so happy. I finally found you." The young girl said happily. Kit blinked in confusion, her tail moving back and forth, twitching at certain points.

Kurama looked like he was frozen in place for several minutes.

" Tsuki?" He asked sounding majority surprised. The girl unattached her self from his waist and wiped tears from her eyes. Then she promptly exploded on him.

" HOW COULD YOU? JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN"T TELL ME ANYTHING! I LOOKED FOR YOU FOR NINE DAMN YEARS YOUKO. I FINALLY GAVE UP AND AND THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU HADE GONE TO THE NINGENKAI!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE NINGENKAI!!!!!!!" She went on like this at high speed for several minutes. Kurama just stood there frozen in place; the look on his face was pure terror. Kit yelped loudly and covered her ears in pain. Her tail now twitched spasmodically. She glanced down at her tail and glared at. If possible it twitched more.

" Stop that." She told it crossly. It didn't listen, and only proceeded to twitch and move more. She groaned and crossed her arms in annoyance and glared down at her tail. Tadasuke was desperately trying to hold back his laughter.

" Listen . . . . . Tsuki . . . .I . . . . .I can explain." Kurama stammered, holding up his hands in slight fear.

" You damn well better." She yelled back with a scowl on her face, but Kurama never did get a chance to explain, because at that precise moment the school bell decided to ring. Tsuki jumped five feet in the air.

" DAMN, DAMN, DAMN." Tsuki yelled and tore back into the school.

" DAMN YOU WILL YOU STOP TWITCHING ALREADY." Kit finally lost her temper and glared at her tail. Kurama looked back at her in dead surprise.

" What it won't stop twitching and it's pissing me off." She said angrily her eyebrow now twitching as well. Hiei chuckled lightly.

" Why does it do that?" Tadasuke asked. Kit now turned her glare to him.

" IF I KNEW THAT DON'T YOU THINK IW OULD HAVE STOPPED IT BY NOW." Kit yelled angrily. Tadasuke yelped in terror as he realized he was going to be fireball very soon.

" Okay that was weird." Yuusuke said turning to Kurama, comply used to Kit getting pissed t her tail." You mind explaining Kurama?"

" Yes please do Kurama?" Kit said glaring at her tail, which was just plain being weird and rubbing her sore aching ears. " I mean I can yell pretty loud, but damn I don't think I have ever yelled that loudly in my life.

" Well, it's a long story, and yes Tsuki can yell pretty loud when she is pissed. Mind I am still quite shocked myself." He said as they all started waking again, Kit having somehow managed to settle her tail down.

" Well the best way to explain it is that Tsuki is my girlfriend." Kurama said.

" THAT'S DISGUSTING. THAT KIND WAS NO OLDER THEN SIX." Kuwabara yelled. " But then again.. " he trailed giving both Kit and Hiei a look.

" What the hell is your damn problem?" Kit snarled, her fingers twitching in need to fireball the carrot head. Hiei growled angrily at him.

" No you fool. They were mates in the makai and she is simply in the body of a six year old." He explained glaring. Kit nodded.

" Precisely Hiei." Kurama said shaking his head. Kit

" I don't know it's still really weird." Kuwabara said throwing Kit a nasty look, and she gave him a look that said if he continued it again he would be blasted to kingdom come and back.

" Hey would you quiet down" Yuusuke yelled.

" You're yelling to." Kit snapped. Tadasuke sweat dropped as he watched this entire scene quietly.

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Kit yelped as she blocked on of the demons attacks with her glaive. They had really only been fighting a matter of minutes. It had taken Yuusuke awhile to be Mr. Tough guy in front of the demons. She couldn't see Hiei; she knew Yuusuke and Kuwabara were fighting one together. She also knew Kurama was fighting one with a sword. They weren't all that bright but they were somewhat powerful. She grinned forming a fireball in one hand.

" KURAMA LOOK OUT." She heard Tsuki's voice yell. She glanced at a demon rushing towards Kurama with a sword. Kit then looked at the six year old. She had pulled a blue gem off her wrist and summoned a rather large summoning sword, which went up to her waist. The blade of the sword was wide and had a dragon painted on it, Kit recognized it has a powerful summoning sword use my magic wielders and water mages. She also recognized it to be the type that was also dangerous when any sort of Reiki or Youki was applied to it.

Kit watched as the small girl applied some form of energy to it, she wasn't sure, but she had a feeling it was reiki. Kit imeadilty dropped her fireball spell and levitated her glaive and jumped onto it and flew up. Just in time to watch as a giant water dragon was summoned and ate all the demons they had been fighting.

Kit watched as everyone on the ground was completely drenched in water and a small pond was formed.

Kit flew down and floated on her glaive much like Botan did. She then joined in the glaring at Tsuki.

" IW ANTED TO MAKE HIM GO BOOM." Kit said angrily looking highly frustrated and destructive. Miku scratched the back of her head nervously.

" Oops, maybe that was a bit overkill." Tsuki said nervously.

Kit watched as they all waded of the pond while she floated over to dry ground to wait for them to get out. They then started to head back to the school

" This is Yuusuke Urameshi and this is his younger cousin Kit." Kurama said introducing them. Everyone then heard the loud.

" FIREBALL" and Kuwabara screaming as a giant black and red fireball began chasing him around in circles. Tsuki laughed out loud. Kurama and Tadasuke both sweat dropped, Yuusuke rolled his eyes and Hiei smirked.

" Nice to meet you." kit said cheerfully, grinning almost sadistically. Tsuki grinned back.

" Nice to meet you to Kit-chan." Tsuki said back.

" This is Hiei." Kurama said pointing to he fire youkai, who raised an eyebrow at the young girl.

"This is Tsuchirei Tadasuke." Tadasuke smiled cheerfully and waved.

" And the. . . Person being chased by Kit's fireball is Kuwabara."

Tsuki looked at him with first disgust then amusement at Kit's fireball.

"Everyone this is Tsuki Ashi" Kurama finished. Kuwabara screamed loudly as he ran down the street away from them.

" Baka." Kit muttered.

" Hey that's a good name for him." Tsuki said smiling. Kit nodded.

" Hell yeah." Kit agreed. Then at that moment a care pulled up and a lady from inside it called.

" Miku."

Tsuki gave a small yelp. " Coming." She yelled back quickly. Kit peered up her eyes lit up in recognition.

" I take it Miku is your human name?" Kurama asked as Tsuki/Miku picked up her bag.

" Yup. And actually I would like it if you call me Miku now instead of Tsuki as it is who I am now." She said smiling. Kurama nodded.

" Of Course." he replied sweetly. " See you."

" Bye bye." She said running off to her parent's car. They all watched as the car drove off.

" Well now I know why she looked so familiar." Kit said smiling. Everyone looked at her, except Tadasuke who was clearly spacing out.

" What do you mean Kit-chan?" Kurama asked.

" She is Miku Mizurei. The Juvenile delinquent kinder gardener. " Kit said. Kurama groaned and hit his head.

" Yeah she is about as well known in the school as I am. And I'm sure you can guess why" kit said an odd expression on her face. Kurama nodded weakly.

" Just knowing her, I should have figured that out," he said weakly. Kit smiled

"Hey Kit when does that fireball spell wear off." Yuusuke asked frowning.

" When it hit its target." Kit said grinning sadistically again.

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Tsuki- moon

Mizurei-water spirit I think

Ashi- in the context its paw, though it usually stands for foot

In the rest of the chapters she will be known as Miku.