January 31, 2002
By Yashira
Dear…
Yeah I got a problem. I'm forced to work for this bastard Naraku! He's, on occasion, threatened to end my existence outside of him whenever I fail in his plans for Inuyasha. I want him dead, damn it, but I don't know how to get it done.
~Kagura
P.S. I have a crush on this dog demon, but he doesn't seem to notice me. What do I do?
KUKUKU:
Don't make me laugh. You like pansy boy? I'd thought I'd raise you better.
Anyhow, dream on Kagura, you can't get rid of me. I OWN you! Without me your pathetic existence is minscule, to say the least. Give up your petty objections and just accept the fact that you are one of my worthless scions and if you continue to fail me you will be brought back in like Onigumu was.
~Naraku
Nooooo!!!
~Onigumo
Dear Kagura:
Shall I shoot him again?
Btw.. Inuyasha asked me to add this, so it's not me saying it.
Oi Bitch, you don't have to worrry about Naraku going to kill you, you got that, but ME, ME ME!! MUWHAHA…
~Kagome and Inuyasha
P.S. Inuyasha wants to know when you'll let him sign his own letters again.
What the hell?!
What ever you do, Yashira, don't let Inu-koru back in on the list. He's got no place near MY woman and he's must be doing something bad if he's sharing posts with Kagome. You're so dead, you little perv.
Oi, Kagome! Why are you letting Inu-koru write with you?! After I destroy this bitch Kagura for her deceit over my wolf allies. I will come and rescue you from Inu-koru.
~Kouga
P.S. Who in their right mind would date you?
Whoa:
Wow, is it just me or did the hit list for Kagura just go up?
~An Amazed Shippo
Dear Kagura:
Well I think just this once I'll offer the use of my Kaza Ana.
~Miroku
P.S. I'm still waiting for that fic.
Wow:
Miroku actually threaten a woman, instead of propositioning her. Should I be worried? I wonder if he has a fever.
~Sango
P.S. No… don't do a fic with me. He'll do perverted things.
Dear Sango:
And that would be bad?
~A puzzled Miroku
Hey:
Of course it would be you perverted houshi, I don't want people thinking I would like it.
~Sango
HEY!!!
I wrote a problem here, I'd like some feed back, you jerks!!
~An unhelped and really mad Kagura
Look:
Pansy boy? I wouldn't talk by the way you dress and look after yourself. You think you were a girl, the way you wear your eyeshadow.
Who would help someone that smells of Naraku? Especially someone as weak as she is. I'm clearly insulted, although I do understand that I am pinnacle of perfection and why all the girls swoon over me.
~Sesshomaru
P.S. Give me his sword.
Look Sesshomaru:
Girl, not girls, Girl. Last I looked there was only one and she wasn't of legal age.
~Naraku
Dear Sesshomaru-sama:
Shall I use my stick on Naraku no hentai yaro?
~Jaken
Dear Kagura:
I'll be sure not to go near you with so many bad vibes about. I'm sure someone would die fast... and I don't want that someone to be me.
~A scared Myoga
I would use my mirror but it has a crack in it.
~Kanna
Oh my god, she spoke!
~Jaken
Is it the end of the world?
~Myoga
BEAR MY CHILD! No wait... you are a child.
~Miroku
MIROKU!!!
~Sango
Dear Yashira:
I, Kikyo am speaking through Naraku's post, and I'm informing you that I've filed a complaint with your elders and I'm expected back shortly. I'll be back.
~Naraku aka Kikyo at the moment
Dear Naraku aka Kikyo:
I have elders? And here I thought I got rid of the other voices.
~Yashira
Dear Yashira:
Inuyasha wants to know why he gets penalized every time he gives a double reply, and yet everyone here gets away with it... hold on he's mad about something and wants me to add…
(time passes..)
You know what? There's no way I'm going to waste my post with him threatening and asking why Kikyo is with Naraku. If he wants to do that he can go find someone else… What was that Inuyasha?
…
Oh yeah? Osuwari!!!
~Kagome who stopped writing for Inuyasha
P.S. OSUWARI, OSUWARI, OSUWARI, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, OSUWARI, OSUWARI, OSUWARI
Dear Kagome:
WHOOHOO!! Good, now lets go out!
~Kouga
Dear Kagome who isn't, but had been writing for Inuyasha:
Hmm.. I was just as amaze as everyone else that Kanna spoke. So I wasn't paying attention.
~Yashira