February 26, 2002
By Yashira
Dear…
My problem is that I'm little, scrawny, and GREEN! If there was a contest for hide the grape, they'd definitely pick me!! And the shameful part of this is that I can get picked on by a girl… even that brat Kagome can jump on me.
SIGH!
What am I to do? And its not like I can complain since I live to serve my almighty master, and who kicks major ass I might add, but it's a royal pain. If it isn't Kagome, I get pushed over by the whims of the talkative girl Rin.. WHY SESSHOMARU-SAMA? WHY MUST I TAKE CARE OF HER?!!
~a depressed Jaken
Dear funny green headed thingie:
Just cuz…
~Yours Rin
Dear Jaken:
I'd like to take the time and sing a song that I overheard Kagome once singing….
"It's not easy being green… you blend in with so many other different things…"
~A giggling Myoga
Oi, I'm back!!! And Jaken you bastard:
You may be able to take on Kagome on a fight, but remember this… I will bust your green headed remains to the four corners of the world if you so much as try your luck hurting her! And if you can't understand English, that means die you son of %^&#%^&%^#&#^%$%^%$%$!!
~Inuyasha
P.S. And ^%$&^$&*&^ to all of you who just wrote to Yashira privately telling her not to let me back in! I know who you are!!! KAZE NO KIZU!!!! BAKURYUUHA!
Damn the dog-turd is back!!
I'm not ashamed to admit it! It was me!!! And you think you can hit me with such a wimpy attack!
(time passes)
PFFFFFT!!! You can't even hit! HA, you missed! HAHA, you missed yet again. Man, you leave the ml for a little bit and your skills go to hell.
~A not amused Kouga
P.S. Then again you are a piece of dog turd.. your skills sucked from the start.
Dear Jaken:
You are a green little piece of fairy dust…. FAIRY DUST?! Those aren't my words!!!
(time passes)
OKAY, WHY THE HELL WAS I CENSORED?! INUYASHA DOESN'T GET CENSORED AND HE SAYS A LOT WORST THINGS THAN I DO!!! ANSWER ME THAT!!
-A pissed of Naraku
P.S. And what the hell IS Inuyasha doing back in the list, I thought you booted him??!!! I was one of those who asked he'd not be allowed in.
Dear Naraku:
Well, did you ever stop to think it's because I don't like you?
~Yashira: List mommy
P.S. I let him back in, I can't stay mad at my little itoto for long you know.
Dear Jaken:
Look at the good side... at least you're not dead and green. Like moss… or that weird stuff that wobbles in the bowl. I know Kagome said it was edible, but it was scary!
~Shippo
P.S. Why do you mean, "There's always room for Jell-o."
Dear Jaken…
That may be a problem, but look at the pros of being short and looking like the colour of grass. If a pretty girl comes along all you have to do is look up and...
(time passes)
Ow, damn. Sango that hurt, you didn't have to hit me so hard. It wasn't like I said "I" would do it. I was just letting him know the possibilities.
~Signed a sulking Miroku
Dear Miroku:
You degenerate little pervert. If I don't stop you, no one else will. If everyone followed your advice, no one would wear dresses or kimonos anymore!
~Sango
Hmmm…
Move over Jaken. If you have complaints about the job… I'm more than happy to "serve" Sesshomaru. And I do mean serve.
~A modest Kagura
…
~Kanna
Dear Jaken:
Am I to hear this correctly that you have problems with my orders? It is such a disgrace to have a servant like you voicing all his dirty laundry in front of the whole group. I'm very ashamed of you Jaken.
~Sesshomaru
Dear list:
WHAHAHAHAHAH ! I made it back on. Step on this Yashira!
~Kikyo
Dear Kikyo:
You only made it back because I was outvoted. And I'm demanding a recount since I'm the only one who voted!
~Yashira
Dear List:
Oh dear, my Kagome has come down with a fever… I must tell you all that I'm taking care of her as we speak. She wishes you all well and hopes to come back soon.
~Ms. Higurashi