April 2, 2002
By Yashira
Dear…
My problem is two-fold. I.E. 2 brothers. Sesshomaru … aloof and stuck-up idiot. And Inuyasha hot-shot and big mouth idiot. I don't know what their dad was thinking when he had me commissioned to make swords for them. They're both so not worthy of my precious blades... and then the elder stupid one gets this blade made from Goshinki's tooth while the younger stupid one goes running around using the "Kizu no Kaze" on everything in sight. I'm too old for this. It's so damn annoying!!!
~Totousai
Hey, Old man:
Well you got part of that right, they're both stupid. Now why don't you just pack up and die… or better yet why don't go find us a bigger and better youkai to beat the stuffings out of Inuyasha. I'm sure you, in your infinite wisdom (yeah right) can locate an even bigger and badder youkai. Hmm, wait a second, I am that bigger and badder youkai, what was I thinking?
~^______^ Naraku
P.S. Hey, that sword was my son, I demand you give it back right now!!
Hey peon!
Give it back? Don't make me laugh!!! Come here and try to take back!!! We still haven't determined how truly high you can jump from the last time.
As for you, Totousai, if you thought you feared me before, you will have much to fear now. How dare you slander me on this list… I know my rights, the list mommy is a law clerk and I can sue!!! Aloof I may be, but stupid I am not… I see how fast you run when I'm nearby with a lawsuit on my hands…. I believe it's time I give you a test of Goshinki's tooth.
~Sesshomaru
P.S. As for the bigger and badder youkai, you must be mistaken for only I Sesshomaru, am BIGGER.
Dear Sesshomaru:
Provided that I wanted to help you. Do I want to help you? Also which Yashira are you asking? The creator or me? If it's me, there's no way I'll help a stuck up older brother, but if it's the other Yashira… it's really up to her whims. Remember this is the same girl who booted Inuyasha from the list… er wait that was me. Nevermind.
~Yashira: list mommy
P.S. Hmm, this may explain why I was outvoted the last time regarding Kikyo?
Damn right,
I applied to your betters, and when that failed, I gave Kagome a cold that knocked her out in the last letter. Want me to do that again?
~Kikyo
OI!
It was you, you damn bitch, how dare you give Kagome a near fatal cold!!!
If I wasn't so tied up and about to kick Inuyasha's and Naraku's ass right now, I'd take you on next.
~Kouga
P.S. I'm the baddest youkai around!!!
Bows before the mighty Sesshomaru-sama:
Aye. My lord is certainly the most tallest Youkai around.
~Jaken
Sesshomaru-sama is the greatest, the greatest, the greatest…
Daisuki!!
~Rin
P.S. Sesshomaru-sama is bigger than I am.
Hmm:
I don't quite think he meant it that way little girl and little toad. Nee, Sesshomaru, can you prove your claim that "you're bigger?"
~Giving a suggestive wink Kagura
Oi!
Size has nothing to do with it you perverted bastards! I may be short, but I can kick your ass any day. And Totousai, what the fuck was that about me and my Kaze no Kizu? Come here and say that to my face, you bastard. You're lucky I don't beat you up for that slander!
~Inuyasha
P.S. Er… NO, I'M NOT JOINT SUEING HIM WITH MY BROTHER, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TERM SHOWED UP FROM!!!
Waiii:
It always comes down to size... Why am I soooooo small?
~Shippo
Hey:
If you think you're small? What about me?
~the undersized Myoga
……
~Kanna
Hey!!
When the hell did the conversation turn this way? I'm more interested in the female anatomy… not… you know… the male one. Now if we were to talk about how pretty Kagome-sama, Yashira-sama, and Sango are, well that's different.
~Miroku
LMAO:
You've got to be kidding? A topic that actually makes Miroku uncomfortable? I'd thought you'd be up there with Sesshomaru flirting how big you are. I guess you're not as confident in your manliness as you let us all believe.
~Sango
P.S. Er, not like I would know how big Miroku is or not... or small… um... I'll stop before I dig myself any further.
Um Inuyasha, Myoga, and Shippo:
I think you missed the context of what they were saying. It's, well, er… ACHOOO…
Sniffle, I still haven't really got over that cold yet and Mama says I can't stay out too…
(time passes and the mood suddenly changes)
EEK!!
Okay, I just got felt up by Miroku cuz he said he had something to prove. Will you guys lay off the "big" jokes, or I will give you something to sue about?
~signed Kagome who is holding up her bow and arrows
P.S. And that was a nasty cold Kikyou gave me. I don't think I deserved that cold!
Missed it?
I think it went over their heads…. And stayed in orbit.
~Kaede
P.S. Totousai, these young people don't understand the old ways, you should be like me, just shut up about it and tag along, then when they do something dumb, you laugh.
P.S.S. Hey nice to see you back on the list Kagome.
What?
Kagome's back? Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! I missed you Kagome, I'm sooooo happy you're back. What took you? It was Inuyasha's fault wasn't it? Ah, you're still a bit feverish… let me get some cold water for you!
~A now happy Shippo
Kagome-chan!
Welcome back, let me just beat the crap out of Miroku for you. He shouldn't be feeling you up to begin with, especially with you still being a bit feverish.
~Sango
Where is that monk?!
Kagome comes back and the first thing he does is feel her up?! You're so dead Miroku!!!
~Inuyasha
Hey:
You didn't even know she was back, going on about Kikyo while she was gone... hey... watch where you aim that sword… HEY!
~Miroku
P.S. OH YEAH! KAZZZZZZA ANNAAAA!!!
Kagome!?
~Yashira
Osuwari
~Kagome
Thank you
~Yashira
Okay:
And you wonder why I constantly talk of Kikyou, at least she didn't sit me all the fucking time!
~Inuyasha
Dear Inuyasha:
That girl just jumped back into the well.
~Totousai
OH #%^%:
Well I'm not going to get her and that's it.
~Inuyasha
P.S. Damn it, why is it always my fault?!