Yu Yu Hakusho Wind and Water:

THE DARK TOURNAMENT

Chapter 4: boomies and a new friend

Disclaimers: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, I would hope we all know this by now, so please no sue, I don't own anything.

Couplings: Hiei x OC(KIT), Kurama x OC(Miku), Yuu x Kei, Kuwa x Yuki

Warnings: MAJOR PLOT CHANGES, rated for intimate scenes, violence , and the potty mouths.

Note to Flamers: if you flame me, the flames will be given to my now four starving kitty's. (They are not really starving mind). By the way I don't respect people who flame, the warnings are there for a reason and if you can't take it well then DON"T READ IT DAMNITT. By the way I would like to mention I have gotten no flames at this fic yet and it really really makes me happy.

As we all know by now I can't spell and my grammar is almost non-existent.

Thank you to everyone who has reviewed so far.

Sorry about not updating in a long time. It seems like it's been one thing after another. First I lost my Internet, and then school started, then I got sick and had to catch up in school. But Now I'm back and hopefully going to be updating regularly from now on.

Special thanks to Ocaria Iel and Kat Reverie

And thanks to every one for waiting so long for me to update.

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" WAKE UP DAMN IT." Kit yelled at the sleeping form of Kuwabara angrily and almost hyperly. The large idiot kept snoring away despite the girl's yells. Her eyebrow twitched slightly, and then a slow sadistic smile came across her face.

" Well if screaming at the top of my lungs didn't work there is always the next best thing. " She said a maniac glint in her eyes as she formed a large fireball in her hands.

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" Hiei are you sure it was a wise idea for kit-san to wake up Kuwabara?" Kurama asked as he heard a loud explosion come from Kuwabara's room. Hiei paused, as another explosion could be head from the room.

" Why not, she's enjoying herself isn't she." Hiei said calmly.

" What happened last night? She seemed exhausted?"

" She was exhausted, I'm not sure from what though . . " Hiei said frowning.

" I'm sure. . . ." whatever Kurama was going to say he didn't get to finish as a stilling sleeping and very CRIS{PY Kuwabara flew past them and straight into a wall.

" Oww that hurt . . " The stupid one said once he fell from the wall to the ground. Kit was glaring down at him.

" YOUR ARE SUCH A MORON." She growled.

" I'm NOT A MORON."

" Yes you are that's final, now shut up before I show you the true meaning of the word pain…"

" Like you could do that . ." Kuwabara said loudly.

" If I can put Yuusuke into a dress, I can sure as hell put you in the brightest, pinkest fluffiest one I can find, and I'll take pictures and spread them all around school. How's that for pain?" The small hanyou said smirking evilly.

" Did she really put Yuusuke into a dress?" Kurama whispered to Hiei trying not to laugh/

"Yes, she took pictures for blackmail." Hiei said he was clearly doing a better job of not laughing then Kurama.

" You wouldn't Kit-chan . . That's cruel " Kuwabara pleaded, the girl gave a triumphant meow and merely looked down at Kuwabara with a facial expression that said watch me.

Kurama coughed loudly catching both sadistic hanyou and stupid ningen's attention. "

" We should get ready to go, it's almost time for the first match." he said logically. Kit nodded but gave Kuwabara one last fireball.

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Kit watched as the rabbit youkai known as Koto began introducing herself. Kuwabara had Yuusuke slung over his shoulder.

She eyed the other team, team rokuyokai. The ones that she could tell that would be of trouble were the tall man with spikey blonde hair and really really scary pale skin, and the little kid.

" TEAM ROKUYOUKAI." Koto called and the team made their way into the ring.

" AND THIS YEAR"S GUEST'S TEAM URAMESHI."

Kit began humming a sweet song and completely ignored the insults that were being thrown at them. She was completely used to it, growing up as a hanyou and Yuusuke Urameshi's little cousin prepared one for such minor insults, and the lovely little fact that she could beat the shit out of almost every youkai yelling insults at her.

" HANYOU SLUT." some one screamed. She merely began singing a sweet song that would have put any child to sleep.

" You're making them more angry." Kurama said as he walked beside her.

" I'm aware, I; learned from a very young age it's best to ignore insults and block out what you can. I block things out by singing." She replied stopping her song for a few brief minutes.

They stopped walking once they reached the center of the ring.

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" These ugly things are apparitions?" Keiko asked nervously as they looked around outside the tournament.

" Well yeah some of them may be Youkai, but most of them are so low class, there isn't really much to look at." Miku said grinning slightly.

" Please be careful what you say." Botan said softly looking around nervously.

" WHY? Because it's dangerous?" Keiko asked pointing a finger at Botan. Miku smirked.

" Well she certainly has guts . . . " Miku whispered to Tadasuke her ears twitching lightly. The blue haired boy blinked several times.

" Never mind spacey boy. " Miku muttered shaking her had at the elf's spacyness.

" Don't you think it was dangerous not telling us about this? Your to easy on him." Keiko said angrily. " Yuusuke can't keep lying to the people that are close to him. Come on Shizuru, Tadasuke. Lets go find them." Keiko said turning to the tallest members of their group. Tadasuke looked at her.

" Um are you talking to me?" He asked sleepily, Miku groaned. Keiko and Shizuru began to walk off; the small Kitsune grabbed the elf by his hair and began dragging him off. Botan sweat dropped heavily, she then looked around.

" Now where is Koenma-sama?" She asked softly.

" Excuse me miss?" A polite voice said from behind Botan, a hand tapping her on the shoulder. Botan turned around and looked up at the girl that had addressed her. The girl was clearly a youkai of some kind do to her pointed ears that had three gray markings on each one. She had long black hair that reached her waist, and two front pieces of hair the same length that were pure silver. The girl's deep gray eye's clearly said she was not to be messed with. She wore a dark blue tunic and black leggings, and black boots. And in one hand she held a very very large spear.

" Umm u m u m can I help you?" Botan stuttered eyeing the girl's very large spear.

" Yes you can." The girl rested her spear on her shoulder. " Is Urameshi Koneko here?"

" Yes She is on team Urameshi, why do you want to know." Botan asked suddenly suspicious.

" My name Is Yari Morlaufin. I'm an old friend of hers." Yari said calmly.

Botan whimpered as she realized she had finally meet Kit's very overprotective best friend. Botan near jumped in surprise when she realized Yari was walking away from her.

" Wait, where are. . .?" Botan started to ask. Butyric interrupted her.

" Thank you for your help. Oh and don't mention to anybody that you saw me understand." Yari said still walking away but on her last words she gripped her spear lightly

Botan whimpered slightly but nodded none the less.

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" Koenma-sama this is our eighth lap around the arena." Ogre said as he walked in a giant brown trench coat next to the child size Koenma. " It's about to begin why don't you to go inside?" He asked.

Koenma looked down at the ground and squeezed his fists.

" I'm so sick and tired of being made fun of." he said squeezing his eyes shut, and then an idea came to him. " EURAKA THAT'S IT." He said and ran off.

" Koenma-sama wait." Ogre yelled running after him.

" Come on now, get your tickets while you can!" A ticket seller with almost bright green skin yelled, he then noticed a tall boy looking exactly like a much older Koenma walk by him.

" Hey you look like a nice young man, I have some really good tickets." the ticket seller said, the man turned around, revealing himself to indeed be Koenma by the large JR. written on his forehead and his pacifier.

" I have VIP tickets." Koenma said holding up two tickets.

" That Junior." the man said gesturing to the mark on his forehead. " You must be Koenma. Well didn't know we was entertaining' royalty." he said trying to look meek.

" I am the owner of Team Urameshi." Koenma said shortly. " The guest team is always given to me, which I'm assuming is a ploy to keep me from canceling the tournament. However I am no naïve child, I'm fully aware this lowers the crime rate, keeps the youkai busy." He muttered.

" We are wise to have such a wise ruler." the ticket seller said rubbing his hands." But I'm sure you also understand that the only authority recognized her is brute force."

" Ahem." Ogre said crossing his arms and looking down sharply at the ticket seller who yelped.

" Of course I respect ya completely, just warning your royal majesty," the green man said looking at Koenma almost evilly." But I can't keep the masses from disagreeing.

" How sad for you." Koenma said turning and leaving.

" That You Koenma-sama, that's a doozey of a costume." Botan said peering up at him, Koenma coughed importantly, while Shizuru and Keiko looked up at Him interested. Miku nervously hid behind Tadasuke.

" Are all these girls with you, majesty." The ticket seller asked.

" Sister, girlfriends, and best friend of members of my team." Koenma said calmly, and then glanced at Botan out of the corner of his eye. ": Oh and the light blue haired one is my assistant who apparently has a very very loud mouth."

Botan frowned. " Meany."

" I'm Koenma, a pleasure to meet you," he said bowing to Shizuru and Keiko. " Lets go."

With that they all entered the stadium.

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" That big idiot is still asleep, but the girl is awake?" The little boy said looking at her interested. Kit blinked at him, he was almost her height perhaps a few inches shorter but not by much.

" As always the terms for each match are determined by the teams leaders, if an agreement between team leaders can't be reached, we will automatically turn to one on one fights, the winning team decided by whichever team has the most individual wins, is that okay?" Koto said announcing more conditions.

" Um not exactly miss. . . " Kuwabara said and then turned to Yuusuke. " Our team leader is still asleep," he said to Yuusuke through gritted teeth.

" Then you'll have to be team leader in his place Kuwabara-san." Kurama said smiling, while Kit stared at him wide eyed.

" I dun wanna go to school ma . . . Just put Kuwabara in charge of the tournament thingy . . Has anybody seen my green jacket?" Yuusuke mumbled in his sleep. Kit at that moment seriously thought about hurting him, even if he was asleep.

" If that's not a transfer of Power I don't know what is. Though I'm not happy about being second choice, oh well." Kuwabara said grinning.

" He should be last choice." Kit muttered darkly.

" Kit-chan I have my reasons for suggesting him as leader in Yuusuke's place." Kurama said looking at her.

" Oh really I hope they are good ones." She snapped sounding crueler then she had intended.

" Do you really hate him that much?"

" Hell yes." She said calmly, he sweat dropped heavily.

" Well let's get this tournament-terms-thing over with." Kuwabara said walking over to Koto.

" Poor fool." Hiei muttered, Kit nodded in agreement. Kit watched as Kuwabara walked up to a tall person with scarily pale skin and spiked blonde hair.

" I don't care how we do this. It's not going to make a difference in the end." The man said leaning towards Kuwabara. Kit yelped and bolted behind Hiei, he looked down at her surprised.

" What's wrong Kitten?" He asked slightly surprised.

" Kowai. . . " She muttered. " There is something about that man that scares the shit out of me, not sure what he's just scary"

" It sounds like an agreement, it'll be one on one." Koto announced once again holding her hand in the air. Kuwabara turned to come back and the man turned back as well suddenly he stopped and glared at Yuusuke, His eyes started to turn red.

Kit yelped as the Youki surrounding the man's body turned into flames.

" Zeru is emitting flames from his body don't you love it?" Koto's voice said but from where Kit wasn't sure.

Hiei turned his head away from the flames, and Kit felt his hand suddenly grip hers tightly. She looked at the flames and shuddered slightly but gritted her teeth and put on a smile.

" And I thought I was a pyro." She said as cheerfully as she could though she knew she didn't mean it.

" URAMESHI!! COME ON YOU GOTTA WAKE UP!!" Kuwabara half yelled shaking Yuusuke in one hand, then Zeru shot flames at them, the flames circled around them, and the shot into a section of the audience. Kit glanced at Yuusuke, he was still fast asleep. Gods he was starting to remind her of Tadasuke when she slipped him sleeping pills.

" COME ON URAMESHI!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!! Aw damn its no use." Kuwabara said giving up on try to rouse him.

" Well people it looks like the flames are out!" Koto said peeking over an edge of the ring and climbing back in. " I notice everybody's pretty quiet after that little outburst, but that's half the fun right." She added weakly.

" Now send out your fighters, teams." She said raising her hand. Once again.

" I'll go . . ." Rinku said walking up to the center of the ring. Kuwabara glared.

" Yeah that little brat is mine." Kuwabara said cracking his knuckles and walked to the center of the ring.

" You take him out Kuwabara . . . I gotta go hiking." Yuusuke said loudly in his sleep. Kit shook her head.

" Someone please help us. . . " She muttered darkly.

" Damn it, shoulda known I'd get stuck with the weak one." Rinku muttered. Kit couldn't help but smile.

" I think I like that kid." She said cheerfully, the effect Zeru had on her, apparently gone.

" No limits have been set besides one on one, you're free to use any weapons or techniques you want. First person to stay down or is out of the ring for ten seconds is the loser." Koto said looking from Rinku to Kuwabara. " Now begin."

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Yes I know I cut that a bit short. But I have to go do homework. And I want to get a chapter updated as soon as possible. I'll update again by Sunday hopefully.