August 11 and 25, 2002
(Author's note: Nope, I haven't forgotten this fic.. just trying to find a free moment to transfer the next two dear letters.)
Dear…
By Yashira
Dear ….
My problem… my problem is very embarrassing really. You see… sigh… because I'm so small, people instantly think that I'm afraid of everything that's bigger than me. The truth is THEY ARE AFRAID OF ME! No one likes bugs so as soon as they see me they RUN!
What looks like running on my part however is actually them moving away from me when I accidentally fall off. Because I'm so small I fall of often. *much put upon sigh* Yet, because of this, I've been given a bad rep as a coward. Someone who runs away constantly. Just what am I suppose to do when its not really my fault?
~A distraught "Not scared little flea" who fell down again
The truth?
You can't handle the truth you miserable little flea. You're a disgusting has-been youkai who has delusions of grandeur when all he does is run away. Why not come here and let me test you as I change and sort through the best youkai bodies.
AH HA, I see you run away even further. I thought so. I wasn't serious anyway, who would want your powers at running away.
~An amused Naraku
P.S. Go bite yourself!
Hey Dog-turd's Servant boy:
I hear monkeys eat fleas. Wouldn't Babboonbutt only be trying to entice you over so that he could eat you?
Btw, Naraku, don't you run away all the time, you and Kagura and Kanna, so who the fuck would know the difference?
~Kouga
Don't make me laugh Wimpy wolf:
Talking about running away, aren't you the king of it?
~Inuyasha
P.S. And don't try to lie out of it either, we've seen you run and run often!
Oi, oi:
Hey be nice! At least we know where it's safe to hide. Who else has that ability?
~Shippo
*feeling relieved*
Somehow that makes me feel better… especially knowing even bad guys run too.
~A tearful Myoga
Nee, Myouga:
How could that make you feel better? Are you trying to equate yourself to the bad guys? Don't you remember Inuyasha hates them both and wants to kill them… are you sure you want to group yourself into such a group?
~A concerned Sango
!!!
OH dear god, NO!! Am I doom?!
~Myouga
…
~Kanna
Myouga:
Well perhaps you may have one good point. After this dubbing from Viz and the fact that we're all going to sound like some backward country hick who all married their first cousin, you may have some wisdom in the matter.
~A "I love SUBS, HATE DUBS," Kaede
P.S. I heard Kagome has nasal problems and Inuyasha sounds like a wimp… Is it me or should American voice actors be flogged? Gees, get some damn training like they do in Japan.
Say Myoga:
Look on the bright side. At least we know it's safe where you are.
~Kagome
Lol:
Nice repeat, Ms. Air head. It's already been done, but of course how would you know with you being out of Musashi every 3 days or so.
(time passes)
Ahh!!!!!!!!
That damn flea tried to bit me!
~An annoyed Kikyou
*Snickers*
Image that, and you with no blood.
~Kagura
Wow, Myouga:
I can't believe you actually braved danger to avenge that insult. You're not so spineless as we all thought. THANKS!
~A thankful Kagome
I thought she was Inu for a second at the angle I saw her at… when I realized too late…
~An embarrassed Myoga
You ran.
~A no longer surprised Kagome
Now look:
This type of discussion is rather limited and boring. What do I care about fleas, although I have to say it once again, only my brother would have fleas.
~Sesshomaru
And you would know?
~Miroku
Yes.
~Sessho
This from the guy with a frog for a servant. Enough said.
~Miroku
HEY!
~Sessho
OI!
For your information I do not have fleas. ONE flea who runs away all the time when I'm in dangers doesn't constitute thousands. And he's never here half the time! I think I need to take out all you guys with one good Bakuryuuha.
~Inuyasha
Dear Inu-itoto-chan:
Inu you can only post once.
~Yashira the list mommy
What? Why do you keep singling me out like that?
~Inu
Better you than me, right Yashira?
~Signed a groping monk
TWACK!!!