December 14-15, 2002
Dear… (17)
By Yashira
Dear…
I don't have a lot of problems and that's only because I'm a kid. Everyone loves me and thinks I'm cute! ^^ I'm small, crafty, and good with dumb animals. (Dumb animal=Inuyasha) If I had to say I had a problem it's only because I haven't grown up yet. I'm small now, but I'm drinking milk and some day I'll be bigger.
(That means I can finally pay back Inuyasha for all those times he rapidly hit me on the head.)
*Time passes.*
What the heck was that for!? *sniff* Kagome-chan, he hit me. Waaah.
*Time passes.*
Osuwari him again, he's still hitting me!! Sniff, where was I? OH, OH!!! *big grin* Guess what Kagome just unpacked? A whole bunch of stuff she brought back after her last trip to the well when she wasn't feeling good!!! (You know when Inuyasha was being an idiot and such) There's a whole bunch of cool stuff here!!! Oh come on, guess!! You'll never guess!
~A more than ecstatic Shippo!
P.S. It has a creamy center!!!
Now look here you pipsqueak:
You're a little brat that deserves the smacks you get so stop fucking getting Kagome to 'osuwari' me. And talking about dumb animals, you forgot to mention Kouga, he's as dumb an animal as you can get.
You're so damn annoying, you only wish you were cute. And furthermore I don't give a damn what Kagome brought back from the well and… Oh is that chocolate?!
*time passes*
As I was *chomp, chomp* saying *slurp, slurp*, I don't care and… Ooooh milky cream center and there's also RAMEN here!!
~A salivating half-dog demon
Talking about Dumb animals again?
Both you and that wolf brat are dumb animals who don't have the grace to bow before the awesomeness that is me! Now bow before me and hand over your sword.
~The almighty Sesshomaru
Bow before Sesshomaru!!!
I, Jaken, will not let you insult my… hey, is that creamy filling?
~Jaken about to be taken in by creamy goodness
Hey you ingrate:
What the hell are you doing consorting with the enemy… and don't think I don't see that chocolate all over your warty face too.
~A displeased Sesshomaru
FORGIVE ME SESSHOMARU-SAMA:
But cream filling!!!
~A weeping Jaken
That is no excuse!!!
~Sesshomaru who knows better than to be taken in by something so good that it has to be bad
I will bow my head in shame.
~Jaken
Hey!
Inuyasha leave Shippo's share of the food alone! Kagome brought that for all of us and haven't you heard that chocolate isn't good for dogs? HEY! That's my share! Hirakotsu!!!
~Sango
P.S. Shippo is cute, but that Perverted monk isn't!!!
O_O
I don't feel so good now.
~An upset-stomach and badly throbbing headache Inuyasha
P.S. Don't hit me with that Boomerang, hit Miroku, he felt you up!!!
P.S.S. I didn't eat all of it, that green frog of Sesshomaru helped himself to some too.
Inuyasha:
That's because you ate OUR SHARE too, that she hit you!!! Shippo wasn't kidding when he called you a dumb animal and don't blame Jaken, he only took one, you took all the rest!!!
~A not so happy monk about to use the Kaza Ana
P.S. What are you talking about Sango? You so want me. Oi, Yashira hurry up and write that lemon for me and Sango.
I have one word of advice about your Kaza Ana and Inuyasha:
DO IT!
~Kagura
…
~Kanna
Hmm:
I'm dead, so I can't eat anything but souls. I can't see what's so hot about Chocolates anyway. Isn't it suppose to be a substitute for sex anyway?
~A devious Kikyou
O_O
Is it?!
~A Wide eyed Miroku
Hey:
Don't you even think about it!
~Sango
^=^
Too late I did.
~A grinning Miroku
P.S. So that's why you wanted to eat some… See, that's proof that our lemon needs to be written soon… I'm much better tasting than chocolate you know.
SLAP!
~Sango
Owwwie.
It wasn't like them, didn't Inuyasha eat alot of them?
~Miroku
HAHAHAH:
Feed him as much as he wants then… Hmm... that looks good though… *chomp chomp*
~Kouga experimenting with the now famous creamy goodness
P.S. What was in the chocolates… I don't feel so good now…ERP.
To who it may concern:
That's because I, Naraku, wizzed in them!
~A much 'relieved' Naraku
O_o:
You did what?!
~Inuyasha about to puke
o_O:
I'm going to be sick…
~Kouga turning green
EWWWW
~Sango and Miroku
Huh?
Hey, hey, he couldn't have, because I just brought them over and the wrapping was unopened. God, why are you guys so guilabe.
~Kagome
Well:
They're guys, what's left to answer for? Besides didn't Naraku say he'd get revenge on them when Miroku and Inuyasha, many letters ago, prevented him from sending his letter first? I think it would be safe to say, Inuyasha hasn't forgotten that threat.. and from the look of those poor trees… the stomachs of those regurgitating youkai… aren't likely to forget either.
~Kaede who is glad she didn't touch the chocolates, just in case.