I never thought I'd eat alone
I burped the loudest, who'd have known?
I trace the fat back to my ass
No wonder I was always passing gas
I took my time, I hurried up
The food was mine, didn't eat enough
I'm way too fat to go on
But you'll be sorry when I'm gone
I rarely exercised, always ate
16 just held such better days
days when I still felt hungry
we couldn't wait to get to lunch
my ass was fat, too late to diet
the food was over, you'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time with my food alone
I never thought I'd eat alone
another six months I'll be all done
give all my food to all my fat
you'll never step foot in my fridge again
you'll close it off, board it up
remember the time that I spilled the cup
of Fruitopia drink in the hall
please tell the twinkies this is all their fault
I rarely exercised, always ate
16 just held such better days
days when I still felt hungry
we couldn't wait to get to lunch
my ass was wide, too late to diet
the food was over, you'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time with my food alone
I rarely exercised, always ate
tomorrow holds such better days
days when I can still feel hungry
when I can't wait to get to lunch
my ass is wide, the time goes by
the food is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
to pass the time with my food alone…
I burped the loudest, who'd have known?
I trace the fat back to my ass
No wonder I was always passing gas
I took my time, I hurried up
The food was mine, didn't eat enough
I'm way too fat to go on
But you'll be sorry when I'm gone
I rarely exercised, always ate
16 just held such better days
days when I still felt hungry
we couldn't wait to get to lunch
my ass was fat, too late to diet
the food was over, you'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time with my food alone
I never thought I'd eat alone
another six months I'll be all done
give all my food to all my fat
you'll never step foot in my fridge again
you'll close it off, board it up
remember the time that I spilled the cup
of Fruitopia drink in the hall
please tell the twinkies this is all their fault
I rarely exercised, always ate
16 just held such better days
days when I still felt hungry
we couldn't wait to get to lunch
my ass was wide, too late to diet
the food was over, you'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time with my food alone
I rarely exercised, always ate
tomorrow holds such better days
days when I can still feel hungry
when I can't wait to get to lunch
my ass is wide, the time goes by
the food is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
to pass the time with my food alone…