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"Joey?" Kaiba asked, once he had realized he was chasing down the dog too.

Joey grinned and said, "Hi Kaiba."

"What are you doing here? And why are you following me?"

"Oh, but I'll always help a dog in need."

"Figures. Species always stay together. KUJI! DROP THE PURSE! Stupid dog. . "

"Excuse me sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the mall," A security officer said. "AND your dog."

Kaiba glared at the man, and picked up Kuji's leash. Of course . . the only reason Kuji stopped in the first place. .

Kaiba grinned. "Whatever you say."

"HEY! CLEAN UP AFTER THAT DOG!" The security man yelled at Kaiba.

"Heh."

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"So Kaiba, what are you, of all people, doing with a dog?" Joey asked, as they walked outside.

"Why do you CARE?" Kaiba asked.

"I dunno. I just think it's funny that the one person who has called ME a dog for. .well. . forever, has decided to get HIMSELF a dog."

"It's to scare away trickortreaters," Kaiba replied.

Joey's eyes opened wide. Then he started laughing. He just kept on laughing and laughing and laughing.

"What the hell is so funny?" Kaiba asked, getting more annoyed by the second.

"It's just--Kaiba, how many trickortreaters have ever come to your mansion?" Joey asked, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Uh. .well. . "

"Exactly! Everyone already knows not to go to your house for trickortreating! So you just got a dog for nothing!" Joey started laughing again.

Kaiba's eyes opened wide. "B-b-b-b-but. .but. .DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!"

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"So what am I supposed to do with the stupid thing?" Kaiba muttered to himself.

"Well. . . since I doubt you wanna keep it. .I could take it," Joey suggested.

~*~What Joey is thinking~*~

"ATTACK!" Joey yells.

AntiKaiba the dog runs at Kaiba, barking and foaming at the mouth.

Joey lets out an evil laugh. "WA HAHAHAHA! NOW WHO'S THE DOG?! HAHAHAHA!"

AntiKaiba the dog attacks Joey now.

"WHA! GET OFFA ME!" Joey runs around in circles, then falls.

Kaiba, as always, lets out an evil laugh. "You're the dog."

~*~End~*~

-_-U

"On second thought. You can take it back."

"I could just keep it in the basement. . ."

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"

"What? You're still here?"

"Of course!" Joey grinned. "It's just so amusing."

Kaiba sighed. "Go. Away."

"Why? I wanna see how you handle this "situation"."

Kaiba muttered, "Stupid mutt. . "

"WHAT?! After you OWN a dog? You're putting your dog to shame you know that?" Joey ranted.

Kaiba rolled his eyes and continued walking.

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Ok, I know it's past Halloween, so this isn't really gonna focus too much on that. Instead, it's gonna be more of a fic where Joey and Kaiba becomes friends ^^

NOT YAOI! Just. . friends. .

(For those of you reading this AFTER I made the changes in the summary & genre. . just don't worry about the above blabbering)

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~*~Reine-chan~*~

P.S. Next chapter will be longer!!