Hey Testicle

To the tune of Hey Jude by the Beatles

Hey testicle, dont make it nuclear

Take an egg, and make a baby

Remember, to let her undo your pants

And then you can start to make love together

Hey testicle, dont make it complex

You were made to, create good times with your sister

The minute, you let her undo your shirt

You'll be totally covered, in puke and feces

And any time you feel in the mood

Hey Dude Dont wait

Dont forget to use lubrication

For well you know that its real fun

To do your sink

By making his world A little spermier

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Hey Testicle, don't be a festicle

You were made to go out and fuck her

The minute you put on that condom

And then you will know theres no going back

Let Some come and let some go

Hey Dude dont puke because if you do

You'll be hated forever

And dont you know that its the tits

Hey Girl Youll do

Put all of the motion into your hips

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Hey testicle, dont make it nuclear

Take an egg, and make a baby

Remember, to let her undo your pants

And then you can start to make love together

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Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Hey Testicle (repest line and fade)