Author's Note: She-Ronin (AuthorID 51078) told me she wanted a story over AIM, so decided to be silly and begin a little limerick in a parody of "The Man from Nantucket." It snowballed from there into this silly piece of fluff. =) She helped me with numerous parts of this little ditty. Love ya, Sharra. =) Go read her stuff and Amanda Swiftgold's. You won't regret it. They're both amazing ladies.
For She-Ronin
By Jasson Knight
There once was a man from Vellweb,
Who kept a soul in an golden orb,
But his lady, named Shirley,
Ran away with a man,
Whose death was soon planned.
He followed the pair to Mayfil,
He had gotten his fill;
And he said to the man,
Kanzas, you are most surely dead,
And lifted his axe to Kanzas's head.
Shirley was stuck in a jam,
Belzac was wary and mad,
But Kanzas was bored;
Out came his claw and up he tookit,
And said to him - Come get it.
Out came their Cans of Whupass,
And over and over they clashed.
Shirley was amused not a bit,
And ran off again-
To speak with Damia about golfing with balls of brass.