R & J The YuGiOh way!

By: rox

rox: Well, lets get to the reviews!!! Oh, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

Adrienne/plushies and Krystal: Thankies! Yea, Yugi, it WILL make more sense if you read it!

Metranome: You missed it? I feel loved! ^-^ Anyways, HERE!

Wow...two whole reviews...-.-; I'm amazed...

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from off-stage...

Seto: HELL NO!!!

rox: but-

Seto: NO!

rox: Well, okay...Raven!

Raven: No.

rox: You both hate me!!! *starts crying*

Yugi: I'll do it, don't cry!

rox: *hugs him* You're the best!

Seto: -.- I'll do it.

rox: Really? Thanks Seto! *hugs him*

Seto: Um...you're welcome...*smiles*

rox: Okay, we're ready!

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Suicune: Welcome to Act I Scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet!

Mokuba: We begin in the Capulet Manor, where everyone is preparing for the feast...

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Lady Capulet/Mai: Nurse, where's Juliet

(Ow! Hey! Fine, I'm going...)

Nurse/Kaiba: I. Don't. Know.

Lady Capulet/Mai: *laughing*

Nurse/Kaiba: Do you want me to hurt you?

Lady Capulet/Mai: *shuts up fast*

Nurse/Kaiba: JULIET!! YOUR (stupid) MOTHER WANTS YOU!!

Raven & Tucson: *laughing*

rox: Not like that! *slaps them*

Raven & Tucson: OWOWOWOWOW!!!!!

Juliet/Serenity: Madam, I am here. What is your will?

Lady Capulet/Mai: Nurse, buzz off. Wait, come back.

Nurse/Kaiba: Make up your mind. *grumbling* stupid...bah...

Lady Capulet/Mai: Shush! Juliet, do ya wanna get married?

Juliet/Serenity: It is a honor I dream of not? Who wrote this?

Raven: Who is William Shakespeare.

rox: This isn't Jeopardy!

Lady Capulet/Mai: Well, Paris whishes to marry you so get use to the idea!

Nurse/Kaiba: That little squirt?

Yami: *offstage* KAIBA!!

Nurse/Kaiba: EEP! I mean, *in a monotone* He's a perfect choice.

Lady Capulet/Mai: Okay, not too bad so far, could be worst, just a bit more...

Marik: Hey! Why aren't we in this?!

Malik: Right hikari! Well?

rox: Fine, you can be spare people. Marik, go!

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Serving Man/Marik: The feast is ready! Lets go!

Lady Capulet/Mai: Come on.

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Marik: ^_^

rox: You got ONE line...

Marik: There are no small parts...

Malik: Only small actors *trips Yugi* Like him.

Yugi: OW!

Yami & rox: HEY! *pull out REAL swords and start chasing him*

Suicune: --; please review and send me aspirin

Malik: OW! HEY! WHATCH IT!

Yami & rox: *laughing maniacally*