R&J the YGO way
By: rox
rox: Well, lets begin!
Malik: *edging away*
rox: Lets begin! *turns and starts chasing Malik with the sword again*
Suicune: Well, I guess I'll do response to reviews.
Metranome: It'll work...*sees Malik screaming like a girl* for now...glad you like it. This chapter is dedicated to you.
yami blue eyes white dragon: Thank you for your review!
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Mokuba: The scene starts wit the Montagues who are going to crash the Capulets party walking to the party. Lets start....
Yami/Romeo: So...should we just barge in?
Ryou/Benvolio: Yea, we'll walk in, dance and leave. Easy.
Yami/Romeo: I don't feel like dancing, I'll just have a torch.
Bakura: I WANT A TORCH! FIRE FIRE!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ryou/Benvolio: --;
Suicune: I can't believe he's my brother...
Yugi/Mercutio: Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.
Yami/Romeo: No, I hate dancing! It's stupid! *sees rox giving him a scary look* Um...I mean, my soul is too heavy.
Yugi/Mercutio: You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings, and soar with them above a common bound.
Yami/Romeo: Um...aibou, what does that mean?
Yugi/Mercutio: Don't you read the script?
Yami/Romeo: No.
Yugi/Mercutio: Ugh.
rox: GET ON WITH IT!
Yami/Romeo: Yippee. Um...I can't, under love's heavy burden I do sink.
rox: Wow, did Yami actually say ONE line CORRECTLY?!? That's a first.
Suicune: Hikari, let them get on with it...
Yugi/Mercutio: And, to sink in it, should you burden love; too great oppression for a tender thing.
Yami/Romeo: Love is NOT tender! It's like a thorn! Hurts! Pain, Ow-
Yugi/Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Give me a case to put my visage in: A visor for a visor! What care I, what curious eye doth quote deformities? Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me.
Ryou/Benvolio: -but then I threw the snowball at Bakur- Um...I mean, Lets go already! Hmm...Maybe there will be cute girls there! ^_^
Yami/Romeo: I'll go, but I'm not going to do anything. I never liked going to these parties and now I'm done with them. Well, getting drunk IS fun.
rox: Yea, you made an ass out of yourself before. Like in QAB's ficcy.
Yami: -- shut up.
Yugi/Mercutio: Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word: If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho!
Yami/Romeo: But, that's not it!
Yugi/Mercutio: I mean, sir, in delay we waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day. Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits five times in that ere once in our five wits.
Yami/Romeo: But, even though we aren't PLANNING on causing problems it's not a good idea.
Yugi/Mercutio: Why may one ask?
Yami/Romeo: I had a dream...
Yugi/Mercutio: And so did I.
Yami/Romeo: What was it about? Who was in it? Well? What was it?
Yugi/Mercutio: *smirks* That dreamers often lie.
Yami/Romeo: Yes, they lie...ASLEEP in their beds where they dream of things that are true.
Yugi/Mercutio: O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep; Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs, The cover of the wings of grasshoppers, The traces of the smallest spider's web, The collars of the moonshine's watery beams, Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film, Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, Not so big as a round little worm Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid; Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub, Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers. And in this state she gallops night by night Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight, O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream, Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues, Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are: Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose, And then dreams he of smelling out a suit; And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep, Then dreams, he of another benefice: Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades, Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two and sleeps again. This is that very Mab that plats the manes of horses in the night, and bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs, which once untangled, much misfortune bodes: This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, that presses them and learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage:This is she--
Ryou/Benvolio: O.O
Yami/Romeo: O.O um...I mean, stop it aib-Mercutio, you talk of nothing!
Yugi/Mercutio: True, I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle brain, begot of nothing but vain fantasy, which is as thin of substance as the air and more inconstant than the wind, who wooes even now the frozen bosom of the north, and, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, turning his face to the dew-dropping south.
Ryou/Benvolio: You're talking too much! I want food! ^_^ Lets go now, we're gonna be late!
Yami/Romeo: Lets.
Yugi: YAMI! Say the last part!
Yami: No!
Yugi: *takes Yami's 'Romeo' hat*
Yami: ;_; My hat...
Yugi/Romeo: I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile forfeit of untimely death. But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.
Ryou/Benvolio: Strike drum? Okay....
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rox: YUGI!! YOU WERE GREAT!!! Well? What did you think! I WANT REVIEWS!!! 3 reviews = new chapter!
Yugi PLEASE REVIEW!!
By: rox
rox: Well, lets begin!
Malik: *edging away*
rox: Lets begin! *turns and starts chasing Malik with the sword again*
Suicune: Well, I guess I'll do response to reviews.
Metranome: It'll work...*sees Malik screaming like a girl* for now...glad you like it. This chapter is dedicated to you.
yami blue eyes white dragon: Thank you for your review!
~~
Mokuba: The scene starts wit the Montagues who are going to crash the Capulets party walking to the party. Lets start....
Yami/Romeo: So...should we just barge in?
Ryou/Benvolio: Yea, we'll walk in, dance and leave. Easy.
Yami/Romeo: I don't feel like dancing, I'll just have a torch.
Bakura: I WANT A TORCH! FIRE FIRE!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ryou/Benvolio: --;
Suicune: I can't believe he's my brother...
Yugi/Mercutio: Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.
Yami/Romeo: No, I hate dancing! It's stupid! *sees rox giving him a scary look* Um...I mean, my soul is too heavy.
Yugi/Mercutio: You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings, and soar with them above a common bound.
Yami/Romeo: Um...aibou, what does that mean?
Yugi/Mercutio: Don't you read the script?
Yami/Romeo: No.
Yugi/Mercutio: Ugh.
rox: GET ON WITH IT!
Yami/Romeo: Yippee. Um...I can't, under love's heavy burden I do sink.
rox: Wow, did Yami actually say ONE line CORRECTLY?!? That's a first.
Suicune: Hikari, let them get on with it...
Yugi/Mercutio: And, to sink in it, should you burden love; too great oppression for a tender thing.
Yami/Romeo: Love is NOT tender! It's like a thorn! Hurts! Pain, Ow-
Yugi/Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Give me a case to put my visage in: A visor for a visor! What care I, what curious eye doth quote deformities? Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me.
Ryou/Benvolio: -but then I threw the snowball at Bakur- Um...I mean, Lets go already! Hmm...Maybe there will be cute girls there! ^_^
Yami/Romeo: I'll go, but I'm not going to do anything. I never liked going to these parties and now I'm done with them. Well, getting drunk IS fun.
rox: Yea, you made an ass out of yourself before. Like in QAB's ficcy.
Yami: -- shut up.
Yugi/Mercutio: Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word: If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho!
Yami/Romeo: But, that's not it!
Yugi/Mercutio: I mean, sir, in delay we waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day. Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits five times in that ere once in our five wits.
Yami/Romeo: But, even though we aren't PLANNING on causing problems it's not a good idea.
Yugi/Mercutio: Why may one ask?
Yami/Romeo: I had a dream...
Yugi/Mercutio: And so did I.
Yami/Romeo: What was it about? Who was in it? Well? What was it?
Yugi/Mercutio: *smirks* That dreamers often lie.
Yami/Romeo: Yes, they lie...ASLEEP in their beds where they dream of things that are true.
Yugi/Mercutio: O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep; Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs, The cover of the wings of grasshoppers, The traces of the smallest spider's web, The collars of the moonshine's watery beams, Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film, Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, Not so big as a round little worm Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid; Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub, Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers. And in this state she gallops night by night Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight, O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream, Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues, Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are: Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose, And then dreams he of smelling out a suit; And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep, Then dreams, he of another benefice: Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades, Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two and sleeps again. This is that very Mab that plats the manes of horses in the night, and bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs, which once untangled, much misfortune bodes: This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, that presses them and learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage:This is she--
Ryou/Benvolio: O.O
Yami/Romeo: O.O um...I mean, stop it aib-Mercutio, you talk of nothing!
Yugi/Mercutio: True, I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle brain, begot of nothing but vain fantasy, which is as thin of substance as the air and more inconstant than the wind, who wooes even now the frozen bosom of the north, and, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, turning his face to the dew-dropping south.
Ryou/Benvolio: You're talking too much! I want food! ^_^ Lets go now, we're gonna be late!
Yami/Romeo: Lets.
Yugi: YAMI! Say the last part!
Yami: No!
Yugi: *takes Yami's 'Romeo' hat*
Yami: ;_; My hat...
Yugi/Romeo: I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed in my breast By some vile forfeit of untimely death. But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.
Ryou/Benvolio: Strike drum? Okay....
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rox: YUGI!! YOU WERE GREAT!!! Well? What did you think! I WANT REVIEWS!!! 3 reviews = new chapter!
Yugi PLEASE REVIEW!!