R&J The YGO Way
By: rox
rox: ^^ YIPEE!!! I GOT REVIEWS!!! YEA!!
To QOH: THANKIES!! I got all your reviews! Well, we got a new computer...looks like you need one too! Thankies! Talk soon!
To Kel: Thanks.
To Metranome: THANKS THANKS THANKS THANKS!!! CANDY!!! ^^ Don't worry, I didn't hold the ficcy hostage! ^0^ This chapter is ALSO dedicated to you! ^________^
Okay, I don't own Romeo & Juliet, Zoids, YGO, OR any politicians...
~Act I Scene V~
Mokuba: The scene starts with...um...let me get back to you on that...*looking over next scene.
Marik: ^-^ I'm in here!
Malik: So am I!
Yami: Aibou, GIVE ME THE HAT!
Yugi: Why should I?
Yami: PLEASE?!? Please aibou?
Yugi: Okays! *gives Yami back hat*
Yami: HAT! *hugs hat*
rox: 0.o; O-kay...Mokuba, ready?
Mokuba: YEA! This scene starts in the Capulet kitchens, where the Capulet servants are finishing getting ready for the party.
Malik/Servant 1: BWAHAHAHA!!! FIRE!!!!
Bakura/Tybalt: FIRE!!!!
rox: *grabs Tybalt* Get OUT of the kitchen! *throws him into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: HEY! WOULD YOU QUIT THROWING PEOPLE IN HERE!?!?
rox: --; I give up. I'm going to go in a corner and wallow in self-pity.
Yugi: ROX! *gives Malik a VERY scary glare* GET TO WORK!
Raven: *gives EXTREMELY scary death glare*
Malik/Servant 1: Yessir. Where's Potpan? And what kind of STUPID name is that?!?
Marik/Servant 2: When only one or two people decide what's right and wrong...well, it will end up like California's government.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I vill fight vor de children, dey are our future.
All: *sweatdrop*
Suicune: Didn't you see the sign? NO POLITICS! *pushes him into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: HEY!
Suicune: --; Shut it.
Grey Davis: Hello.
Suicune: --; Goodbye! *throws him out of this fic and into another one*
Malik/Servant 1: Um...lets just get out of the kitchen...they worry me...
Raven: Fair enough.
Duke/Capulet: Welcome, all of you! ^-^ Yea, hot chicks!
Mai/Lady Cap.: HEY! *smacks him*
Duke/Cap.: Um...lets just play some music...yea, some dancing too! How long has it been since we danced like this?
Malik/Capulet 1: It's been thousands of years. ^-^
Duke/Cap.: O.O um...no.
Malik/Capulet 1: Yes it is.
Duke/Cap.: Nu-uh!
Malik/Capulet 1: --; Don't arguer with me MORTAL!
Duke/Cap.: Okay.
Yami/Romeo: O.O Oh...she's hot! Hey, dude! What's her name?
Marik/Servant: I donno. *starts drinking a beer*
Yami/Romeo: *sweatdrop* O-kay...Damn, she's hot.
Yugi: *offstage* --; Go job Yami...
Yami/Romeo: Thanks aibou! ^-^
Yugi: --; that was sarcasm...
Yami/Romeo: Oh..
Bakura/Tybalt: And with a whole new hand comes a whole new perspective.
Yami/Romeo: --
Bakura/Tybalt: Um...I mean...HE'S A MONTAGUE!!! KILL HIM!!!! KILL HIM!!!
Duke/Cap.: What? Who?
Bakura/Tybalt: HE'S A MONTAGUE YOU ABSURD FOOL!!
Duke/Cap.: So? Lets get drunk! Who cares if he's Romeo? Better to get drunk than kill him...
Bakura/Tybalt: NO!!
Duke/Cap.: I SAID LET HIM BE!!
Bakura/Tybalt: Fine. --; I'm going to go and plot your demise. Ja.
Duke/Cap.: O.O shit.
Yami/Romeo: Kiss me baby?
Serenity/Juliet: Go ahead and kiss me you fool.
*they kiss*
Yami/Romeo: ^___^
Serenity/Juliet: ^___^
*they kiss again*
Joey: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Yugi: *pulling Joey's jacket* Nononononono!!!
Joey: I'M GOING TO HURT YOU!!!
Yami/Romeo: O.O
Kaiba/Nurse: Laugh at me and I'll sue you, THEN kill you. Serenity Mai wants you.
Serenity/Juliet: Kay!
Yami/Romeo: *sniggering*
Kaiba/Nurse: *glare*
Yami/Romeo: a-hem, well, who's her mom?
Kaiba/Nurse: The lady of the house.
Yami/Romeo: -- Shit, I have bad luck...
Ryou/Benvolio: But that babe you kissed...she's hot!
Joey: *foaming at mouth*
Duke/Cap.: Well, BYE-BYE!!!!! Hehehe!
Yami/Romeo & Ryou/Benvolio: --; who gave HIM wine?
Duke/Cap.: Hehehe! *falls into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: Grr...
Mokuba: Everyone except Juliet and the Nurse leave...
Serenity/Juliet: Um...Kaiba, who was he?
Kaiba/Nurse: Him? Yami the dumb ass...um I mean, Romeo, he's a Montague.
Serenity/Juliet: Damn.
Yugi: Come on! Say the right line! ' My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, that I must love a loathed enemy.'
Serenity/Juliet & Kaiba/Nurse: O.O Have you memorized the whole script?
Yugi: Well, only to act 3...
All: O.O
Yugi: ^-^
Kaiba/Nurse: Lets go...*mumbling under breath* I'm going to need therapy after this...
PLEASE REVIEW!!! ^-^ Thanks! I would like 3 reviews! PLEASE?!?
By: rox
rox: ^^ YIPEE!!! I GOT REVIEWS!!! YEA!!
To QOH: THANKIES!! I got all your reviews! Well, we got a new computer...looks like you need one too! Thankies! Talk soon!
To Kel: Thanks.
To Metranome: THANKS THANKS THANKS THANKS!!! CANDY!!! ^^ Don't worry, I didn't hold the ficcy hostage! ^0^ This chapter is ALSO dedicated to you! ^________^
Okay, I don't own Romeo & Juliet, Zoids, YGO, OR any politicians...
~Act I Scene V~
Mokuba: The scene starts with...um...let me get back to you on that...*looking over next scene.
Marik: ^-^ I'm in here!
Malik: So am I!
Yami: Aibou, GIVE ME THE HAT!
Yugi: Why should I?
Yami: PLEASE?!? Please aibou?
Yugi: Okays! *gives Yami back hat*
Yami: HAT! *hugs hat*
rox: 0.o; O-kay...Mokuba, ready?
Mokuba: YEA! This scene starts in the Capulet kitchens, where the Capulet servants are finishing getting ready for the party.
Malik/Servant 1: BWAHAHAHA!!! FIRE!!!!
Bakura/Tybalt: FIRE!!!!
rox: *grabs Tybalt* Get OUT of the kitchen! *throws him into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: HEY! WOULD YOU QUIT THROWING PEOPLE IN HERE!?!?
rox: --; I give up. I'm going to go in a corner and wallow in self-pity.
Yugi: ROX! *gives Malik a VERY scary glare* GET TO WORK!
Raven: *gives EXTREMELY scary death glare*
Malik/Servant 1: Yessir. Where's Potpan? And what kind of STUPID name is that?!?
Marik/Servant 2: When only one or two people decide what's right and wrong...well, it will end up like California's government.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I vill fight vor de children, dey are our future.
All: *sweatdrop*
Suicune: Didn't you see the sign? NO POLITICS! *pushes him into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: HEY!
Suicune: --; Shut it.
Grey Davis: Hello.
Suicune: --; Goodbye! *throws him out of this fic and into another one*
Malik/Servant 1: Um...lets just get out of the kitchen...they worry me...
Raven: Fair enough.
Duke/Capulet: Welcome, all of you! ^-^ Yea, hot chicks!
Mai/Lady Cap.: HEY! *smacks him*
Duke/Cap.: Um...lets just play some music...yea, some dancing too! How long has it been since we danced like this?
Malik/Capulet 1: It's been thousands of years. ^-^
Duke/Cap.: O.O um...no.
Malik/Capulet 1: Yes it is.
Duke/Cap.: Nu-uh!
Malik/Capulet 1: --; Don't arguer with me MORTAL!
Duke/Cap.: Okay.
Yami/Romeo: O.O Oh...she's hot! Hey, dude! What's her name?
Marik/Servant: I donno. *starts drinking a beer*
Yami/Romeo: *sweatdrop* O-kay...Damn, she's hot.
Yugi: *offstage* --; Go job Yami...
Yami/Romeo: Thanks aibou! ^-^
Yugi: --; that was sarcasm...
Yami/Romeo: Oh..
Bakura/Tybalt: And with a whole new hand comes a whole new perspective.
Yami/Romeo: --
Bakura/Tybalt: Um...I mean...HE'S A MONTAGUE!!! KILL HIM!!!! KILL HIM!!!
Duke/Cap.: What? Who?
Bakura/Tybalt: HE'S A MONTAGUE YOU ABSURD FOOL!!
Duke/Cap.: So? Lets get drunk! Who cares if he's Romeo? Better to get drunk than kill him...
Bakura/Tybalt: NO!!
Duke/Cap.: I SAID LET HIM BE!!
Bakura/Tybalt: Fine. --; I'm going to go and plot your demise. Ja.
Duke/Cap.: O.O shit.
Yami/Romeo: Kiss me baby?
Serenity/Juliet: Go ahead and kiss me you fool.
*they kiss*
Yami/Romeo: ^___^
Serenity/Juliet: ^___^
*they kiss again*
Joey: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Yugi: *pulling Joey's jacket* Nononononono!!!
Joey: I'M GOING TO HURT YOU!!!
Yami/Romeo: O.O
Kaiba/Nurse: Laugh at me and I'll sue you, THEN kill you. Serenity Mai wants you.
Serenity/Juliet: Kay!
Yami/Romeo: *sniggering*
Kaiba/Nurse: *glare*
Yami/Romeo: a-hem, well, who's her mom?
Kaiba/Nurse: The lady of the house.
Yami/Romeo: -- Shit, I have bad luck...
Ryou/Benvolio: But that babe you kissed...she's hot!
Joey: *foaming at mouth*
Duke/Cap.: Well, BYE-BYE!!!!! Hehehe!
Yami/Romeo & Ryou/Benvolio: --; who gave HIM wine?
Duke/Cap.: Hehehe! *falls into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled musician: Grr...
Mokuba: Everyone except Juliet and the Nurse leave...
Serenity/Juliet: Um...Kaiba, who was he?
Kaiba/Nurse: Him? Yami the dumb ass...um I mean, Romeo, he's a Montague.
Serenity/Juliet: Damn.
Yugi: Come on! Say the right line! ' My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, that I must love a loathed enemy.'
Serenity/Juliet & Kaiba/Nurse: O.O Have you memorized the whole script?
Yugi: Well, only to act 3...
All: O.O
Yugi: ^-^
Kaiba/Nurse: Lets go...*mumbling under breath* I'm going to need therapy after this...
PLEASE REVIEW!!! ^-^ Thanks! I would like 3 reviews! PLEASE?!?