PReCiOuS: Don't ask, I think you're happier this way. Nutmeg Took and Frodo!Muse ODed on cough syrup trying to get rid of Ala and Fido. here's the unfortunate result

Frodo!Muse: and it's narrated by me! *hic hic* I feel special. oh and it's to the tune of On Top of old Smokey. (ya know, all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed, yea that) *hic hic*

On top of Mt. Doooomy!!!

All covered in fire

I lost my poor riiiiingy

All for the damn shire!

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It was bit of my fiiiiiiinger

How it'll be missed

I've gotta say Gollum

You've got me real pissed!!

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But there's nothing like ONE RIIINGS!

Ale just don't compare

I agree with Isilador

Who in their right mind would share??

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Sam, why are you still here?

When're you gonna bail?

All I want is my riiiingy

I want us to fail!

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But it's plummetting into a fuuuuurnace

Watch whilst I pitch a fit

Sweet hell my fiiiiinger!!!!!

Crap this is bad shit

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You can blame Faramir!

For delaying our quest

Now I've lost my poor ringy

And I'm sailin' west!

Ta dadda da! The End. pleaz review! The hobbit muses will give you chocolate covered shrooms!

**And for all those waiting for Burning Snowangels to be updated. *hides in hole* HERE'S A PEACE OFFERING! I'M SOOO SORRY!