R&J The YGO way
by: rox
HELLO!!! I GOT REVIEWS!! ^-^
Yugi: Hello everyone! ^_^I get to answer reviews! ^-^
rox: Yup! I need to get everyone ready! Ja Yugi! *leaves to yell at-I mean tell everyone to get ready*
Yugi: Okay, to AnimeObssesed, THANKS! Yea, now I have half of act 4 done! ^- ^ Seto doesn't like being the nurse much...ugh, the balcony scene...I wonder how Yami will mess that up!
Yami: HEY!
rox: Come ON pharaoh fern-head!
Yugi: ^^; Anyways, THANKS FOR THE REVIEW! ^-^ Hmm...to Metranome: CANDY!! YEANESS!!! Glad you like it! Um...why would we need therapy? To Theunsunghero: Here's some more! Glad you are enjoying it so much! And finally, To QueenOfHearts: ^^ Glad you like it! Um...try not to pass out again...
rox: Okay, we're all ready! Hmm...RAVEN! I NEED YOU TO DO THE PROLOGUE!
Raven: -- joy...
rox: I don't own Zoids, Romeo and Juliet or YuGiOh. Damn.
~Act II Scene 1~
Raven/chorus: -- I am NOT amused...*looks over paper* WTF? This doesn't make any sense! I won't do it! I have my rights, my pride!
rox: Well, actually, you lost both when you appeared in here! I guess you and Seto could switch places...
Raven/chorus: --; no, that's okay...lessee...Um...I DON'T GET IT!!! ARGH!!! I'm going to go now. Get someone else to do it. Van's getting too proud...he needs to get his ass kicked...*leaves*
rox: --; Damn...I need SOMEONE to do it...
Malik/Marik: I WILL!!
rox: Anyone sane?
*crickets chirping*
rox: --; hold that thought...*goes to another room* YEA! *drags out Metranome* ^_^
Metranome: Um...what...
rox: *gives script*
Metranome: Okay...*looks it over* 0.o; What does this mean?
rox: Like I know? I'm the director, not an actor! There IS a reason for that!
Metranome: *sweatdrop*
Yugi: I know what it means! *tells Metranome*
Metranome: Ah, I see. A-hem...Romeo's affection for Rosalind is dying, and now he's hot for Juliet. And they're going to act like idiots to spend time together no matter how dangerous it is.
Yugi: ^^; well, that's not EXACTLY what I said...
rox: ^^ Close enough!
Yugi: Yea!
rox: Thank you Metranome!
Metranome: No problem...*leaves*
rox: Okay, now that were done with the prologue we can start the REAL scene!
Yami & Ryou: Joy...
Yugi: YEA! I'M IN HERE!
rox: ^_^ Okay...ROMEO! MOVE YOUR ASS!
Yami/Romeo: Blah blah blah...
rox: Well...I COULD just take your hat...
Yami/Romeo: 0.0 You wouldn't...
rox: *smirk* Try me.
Yami/Romeo: *nervous smile* How can I leave when my love lives here? I must to get the guts to get up there! *climbs up wall, falls down *coughbakurapushedhimcough* into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled Musician: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *chases Bakura around with instrument*
Bakura: O.O HELP!! HIKARI, SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ryou: *sweatdrop* Ne, Bakura-chan, why did you do that?
Bakura: *stops running* TO RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Disgruntled Musician: DIE!! *hits Bakura on the head*
rox: --; This is sad...could we PLEASE continue?!?!?!
Ryou/Benvolio: WHERE THE HELL IS ROMEO?!?
Joey: In the orchestra pit!
Yugi/Mercutio: He is wise; And, on my lie, hath stol'n him home to bed.
Ryou/Benvolio: Nope, he went THAT-A-WAY! *runs to wall* What do ya think Yugi?
Yugi/Mercutio: Nay, I'll conjure too. Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover! Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh: Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied; Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;' Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word, One nick-name for her purblind son and heir, Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim, When King Cophetua loved the beggar- maid! He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not; The ape is dead, and I must conjure him. I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes, By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh And the demesnes that there adjacent lie, That in thy likeness thou appear to us!
Ryou/Benvolio: Um...well, if he hears you he'll be mad!
Yugi/Mercutio: This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle Of some strange nature, letting it there stand Till she had laid it and conjured it down; That were some spite: my invocation Is fair and honest, and in his mistres s' name I conjure only but to raise up him.
Ryou/Benvolio: Come on, he's not around here...he's probably hiding...
Yugi/Mercutio: If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. Now will he sit under a medlar tree, And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone. Romeo, that she were, O, that she were An open et caetera, thou a poperin pear! Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed; This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep: Come, shall we go?
Ryou/Benvolio: Yea, if he doesn't want us to find him we wont.
Yami/Romeo: X.x
rox: Okay, that's all for now! REVIEW!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER THAT IS THE CLAM!!!
Suicune: --; If any of you like random humor, look at Clam Wasrs.
rox: THANKIES! BYE!
by: rox
HELLO!!! I GOT REVIEWS!! ^-^
Yugi: Hello everyone! ^_^I get to answer reviews! ^-^
rox: Yup! I need to get everyone ready! Ja Yugi! *leaves to yell at-I mean tell everyone to get ready*
Yugi: Okay, to AnimeObssesed, THANKS! Yea, now I have half of act 4 done! ^- ^ Seto doesn't like being the nurse much...ugh, the balcony scene...I wonder how Yami will mess that up!
Yami: HEY!
rox: Come ON pharaoh fern-head!
Yugi: ^^; Anyways, THANKS FOR THE REVIEW! ^-^ Hmm...to Metranome: CANDY!! YEANESS!!! Glad you like it! Um...why would we need therapy? To Theunsunghero: Here's some more! Glad you are enjoying it so much! And finally, To QueenOfHearts: ^^ Glad you like it! Um...try not to pass out again...
rox: Okay, we're all ready! Hmm...RAVEN! I NEED YOU TO DO THE PROLOGUE!
Raven: -- joy...
rox: I don't own Zoids, Romeo and Juliet or YuGiOh. Damn.
~Act II Scene 1~
Raven/chorus: -- I am NOT amused...*looks over paper* WTF? This doesn't make any sense! I won't do it! I have my rights, my pride!
rox: Well, actually, you lost both when you appeared in here! I guess you and Seto could switch places...
Raven/chorus: --; no, that's okay...lessee...Um...I DON'T GET IT!!! ARGH!!! I'm going to go now. Get someone else to do it. Van's getting too proud...he needs to get his ass kicked...*leaves*
rox: --; Damn...I need SOMEONE to do it...
Malik/Marik: I WILL!!
rox: Anyone sane?
*crickets chirping*
rox: --; hold that thought...*goes to another room* YEA! *drags out Metranome* ^_^
Metranome: Um...what...
rox: *gives script*
Metranome: Okay...*looks it over* 0.o; What does this mean?
rox: Like I know? I'm the director, not an actor! There IS a reason for that!
Metranome: *sweatdrop*
Yugi: I know what it means! *tells Metranome*
Metranome: Ah, I see. A-hem...Romeo's affection for Rosalind is dying, and now he's hot for Juliet. And they're going to act like idiots to spend time together no matter how dangerous it is.
Yugi: ^^; well, that's not EXACTLY what I said...
rox: ^^ Close enough!
Yugi: Yea!
rox: Thank you Metranome!
Metranome: No problem...*leaves*
rox: Okay, now that were done with the prologue we can start the REAL scene!
Yami & Ryou: Joy...
Yugi: YEA! I'M IN HERE!
rox: ^_^ Okay...ROMEO! MOVE YOUR ASS!
Yami/Romeo: Blah blah blah...
rox: Well...I COULD just take your hat...
Yami/Romeo: 0.0 You wouldn't...
rox: *smirk* Try me.
Yami/Romeo: *nervous smile* How can I leave when my love lives here? I must to get the guts to get up there! *climbs up wall, falls down *coughbakurapushedhimcough* into orchestra pit*
Disgruntled Musician: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *chases Bakura around with instrument*
Bakura: O.O HELP!! HIKARI, SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ryou: *sweatdrop* Ne, Bakura-chan, why did you do that?
Bakura: *stops running* TO RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Disgruntled Musician: DIE!! *hits Bakura on the head*
rox: --; This is sad...could we PLEASE continue?!?!?!
Ryou/Benvolio: WHERE THE HELL IS ROMEO?!?
Joey: In the orchestra pit!
Yugi/Mercutio: He is wise; And, on my lie, hath stol'n him home to bed.
Ryou/Benvolio: Nope, he went THAT-A-WAY! *runs to wall* What do ya think Yugi?
Yugi/Mercutio: Nay, I'll conjure too. Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover! Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh: Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied; Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;' Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word, One nick-name for her purblind son and heir, Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim, When King Cophetua loved the beggar- maid! He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not; The ape is dead, and I must conjure him. I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes, By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh And the demesnes that there adjacent lie, That in thy likeness thou appear to us!
Ryou/Benvolio: Um...well, if he hears you he'll be mad!
Yugi/Mercutio: This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle Of some strange nature, letting it there stand Till she had laid it and conjured it down; That were some spite: my invocation Is fair and honest, and in his mistres s' name I conjure only but to raise up him.
Ryou/Benvolio: Come on, he's not around here...he's probably hiding...
Yugi/Mercutio: If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. Now will he sit under a medlar tree, And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone. Romeo, that she were, O, that she were An open et caetera, thou a poperin pear! Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed; This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep: Come, shall we go?
Ryou/Benvolio: Yea, if he doesn't want us to find him we wont.
Yami/Romeo: X.x
rox: Okay, that's all for now! REVIEW!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER THAT IS THE CLAM!!!
Suicune: --; If any of you like random humor, look at Clam Wasrs.
rox: THANKIES! BYE!