Author's Notes: I did this at my cousin's house, I had spare time, just a random attempt at humor. THANKS SO MUCH TO MY MENTAL COUSIN, Zac, FOR HELPING ME WRITE THIS THIS! YES I am working on misguided, I just need a little break! I am NOT bashing ANY characters, I love them all! Don't flame me, please...
It's not very funny...is it?,
Keiry
Also! I dunno what the heck Im writing or what Squall is saying, my cousin made it up, I have NO CLUE on planet moron...
Uh-oh! Squall didn't take his medication today!
At The Pizza Parlor...
Squall: I'm going to get a chocolate shake now...
Rinoa: Erm...Squall, honey, we're at a pizza parlor.
Squall: You know, We aren't married yet, so I don't care! Leave me alone!!!
Rinoa: Erm...Squall, calm down honey! Don't tell me Seifer beat you up again...
Squall: Whatcha talking about? You stupid in da head or somethin' ?! You be some stupid in da head goat then, 'cause you be crazy, get my drift?!
Rinoa: O.o
Squall: Dat's right! GO CRAZY YOU STUPID IN DA HEAD GOAT!!!! Why dontcha go and try to ride a lawn mower, get a peticure, eat chips, and get plastic surgery at da same stupid time!
Rinoa: *runs off crying*
Squall: DATS RIGHT YOU STUPID GOAT! YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR HORN SHAVED OFF AND LOOK LIKE A DOG FROM AN EXPERIMENTAL LAB!!! STUPID GOAT!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE, "BEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!! ARF ARF ARF!!!!!!!!!!" YEAH, DATS RIGHT! NOW IM GONNA GO GET MY SHAKE!!! *walks up to cashier* YO! WHASSUP DAWG? YO! I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE!
Cashier: *sweatdrop* I am sorry sir, we sell pizzas, not chocolate shakes.
Squall: *mumbles and gets wide eyed* Where am I? *shrugs and walks off*
2 hours later...
Squall: *walks in Balamb Garden* ...whatever...
Quistis: *points finger accusingly at Squall* WHAT DID YOU DO TO RINOA?!
Squall: *raises eyebrow* ...whatever...
Quistis: As an expert Squall observer, I know you are unaware of the what the heck you did!
Squall: ...whatever...
Quistis: SQUALL! Rinoa is hurt, go comfort her!
Squall: ...whatever...
Quistis: She's your girlfriend!
Squall: ...whatever...
Quistis: COMFORT HER!
Squall: SHUT UP YOU STUPID WOODCHUCK!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HOW TO COUNT FIVE WHOLE STICKS?!
Quistis: Did you say that to Rinoa?
Squall: SHUT UP YOU DUMB WOODCHUCK! GO BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OKE FANOKEE WHERE YOU CAME FROM, YOU WOODCHUCK-LIKE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!
Quistis: You are an immature brat! *storms off*
Squall: ...whatever...
In The Cafeteria...
Rinoa: *crying*
Selphie: Heey, Rinny, it's okay, Squall still cares about you...
Rinoa: No...I must be...stupid in the head...he said so...
Irvine: Naw, Rinoa, he just got mad...*rests his hand on her arm*
Squall: *walks in and storms to Irvine* DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU HERE ME?! NEVER AGAIN!!! UNDERSTOOD?!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: *is afraid* Y-Yes sir...
Squall: Rinoa, what's the matter?
Rinoa: Go away, meanie!
Squall: FINE THEN, YOU STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING GOAT *points to Irvine* GO CRY TO THAT STUPID DUCK AND *points to Selphie* THAT DUMB CHIPMONK!!!!!!!! HYNE, CRY TO *points to Headmaster Cid* THAT MORONIC OWL, OR *points to Quistis* THAT WOODCHUCK, OR *points to Zell* THAT MONKEY, OR *points to Xu* THAT...
Rinoa: Squall, stop, just leave.
Squall: FINE YOU DUMB GOAT! *starts to storm off* Oh, and black is so not your color *points to her nail polish and storms off*
In Squall's Dorm...
Squall: What did I do? *looks at desk and sees medication bottle* Oh no...I forgot to take my medication...oh Hyne...
Author's Notes: I got flamed for writing 'Forgotten' and 'Misguided' now I can just feel the flames for this...Im sorry...it was fun...kinda...