R&J The YGO Way

By: rox

rox: ^^ YIPEE!!! I GOT REVIEWS!!! YEA!!

To QOH:

To AnimeObsessed: ^-^ Thanks for the review and the email! ^_^ I wanna know how Yami's gonna screw this up too! CANDY!!!! *chases candy along with Yugi* THANKIES!!

To Metranome:

Okay, I don't own Romeo & Juliet, Zoids, YGO, or anything of value, but I DO own Japanese YGO DVDS! ^_________^ *hugs DVDS* DEATH TO THE DUBS!

Suicune: ^^; onto scene 2.

~ACT II SCENE 2~

Mokuba: The scene begins with Yami in the Capulet's-

Disgruntled Musician: I WILL KILL YOU!!*chasing Bakura*

rox: No kill! Have some candy.

Disgruntled Musician: Fine. *eats candy*

Bakura: *runs away*

Ryou: Sad...

Yugi: ^________________________^ SUGAR!!!

rox: Lets get going!

Yami/Romeo: How about...no.

rox: YES!!

Yugi: *uses chibi eyes*

Yami/Romeo: Fine. --;

rox: YEA!

Yami/Romeo: *looking over script* WTF! Whatever. HERE! THERE'S THE HOT BABE I KISSED! I wish that I could always be around her...

Serenity/Juliet: Ay me!

Yami/Romeo: Um...O-kay...she just said 'ay me.' Why? Ah, well, lets see if she says anything else.

Serenity/Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

Yami/Romeo: I'M DOWN HERE YOU IDIOT!!!!

everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yugi: Um...she means why is your name Romeo.

Yami/Romeo: Ah. I see.

Serenity/Juliet: Come here so we may elope, for I HATE my father and would like to be with you! Why are you named Romeo? I hate that name, it is the name of my sworn enemy, Tristan! WHY!?!?

Yami/Romeo: Hey baby! If you want me to change my name I will.

Serenity/Juliet: What? Who?

Yami/Romeo: Well, you don't like my name so...

Serenity/Juliet: ROMEO! I KNOW IT'S YOU! EEP! You weren't supposed to hear that.

Yami/Romeo: Well, you see...

Serenity/Juliet: How did you get here?

Yami/Romeo: I climbed over the wall, Bakura pushed me into the orchestra pit, then-

Serenity/Juliet: A-hem! But if my family sees you they'll kill you! Especially Joey!

Yami/Romeo: But they HAVEN'T seen me.

Serenity/Juliet: Point. But, how the hell did you find me?

Yami/Romeo: Um...it was pretty easy, I just asked Ryou were the orchard was and so-

Serenity/Juliet: I see. It IS kinda easy to find things on a stage.

Yami/Romeo: *nods*

Serenity/Juliet: I shouldn't have said that...I didn't know you there! Hey, wait a minute, WHY WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING!

Yami/Romeo: Umm...'cause? I swear my love to you by the feather of Ma'at that I will love you forever...or until this STUPID play is over...

Serenity/Juliet: Don't swear by some silly Egyptian god.

Yami & Bakura: SILLY?!?!?

Yugi: Actually, Ma'at was a goddess, not a god.

Serenity/Juliet: If you must swear, swear by yourself.

Yami/Romeo: *muttering curses in Egyptian*

Serenity/Juliet: Wait a sec, I think someone's calling me. Stay here.

Yami/Romeo: Whatever.

Serenity/Juliet: Gee...SORRY ABOUT THE EGYPTIAN GOD THING! !!!

Yami/Romeo: Fine.

Serenity/Juliet: *leaves*

Yami/Romeo: -- yea...this is too good to be true...

Serenity/Juliet: *comes back* You gonna marry me now? Send someone to me so I will know.

Nurse/Kaiba: JULIET! GET YOUR SORRY AS OVER HERE!!

Serenity/Juliet: But if you change your mind tomorrow tell me so I won't be waiting for you, I have other boy's I can date baka.

Nurse/Kaiba: JULIET!! HURRY UP OR MY DRAGON WILL EAT YOU!!

BEWD: *roars*

Serenity/Juliet: 0.0 JA! NIGHT! *runs to room*

Yami/Romeo: Well, I guess I can go now...

Serenity/Juliet: *runs back AGAIN* Romeo, what time do you want me to send someone?

Yami/Romeo: Nine good?

Serenity/Juliet: Yup!

Nurse/Kaiba: THAT'S IT!! BLUE EYES-

Serenity/Juliet: 0.0 GoodnightmyloveseeyoutomorrowifImstillalive. *runs in*

Yami/Romeo: Ah, well then...

rox: REVIEW!!!!