R&J The YGO Way

By: rox

rox: ^^ YIPPEE!!! I GOT REVIEWS!!! YEA!! I AM SOOOOO GOOD!

To QueenOfHearts3: Thankies! Why are you at the library? Computer hates you or something?

To AnimeObsessed: ^__^ Thanks! I will update them...eventually! ^_~

To Metranome: Yup, sure would! ^_^

To kel: xD I will.

rox: ^__^ Thanks for the reviews! I would-*gets run over by Bakura getting chased by Disgruntled Musician again* ow...

Suicune & Raven: *glare at D.M.*

Dark Magician: ?

Raven: no, D.M. stands for Disgruntled Musician.

Dark Magician: *nods* *leaves*

rox: ...pain...

Yugi: *throws Clam at D.M.*

Clam: WHY DO ALL OF YOU INSIST ON THROWING ME?!?!?

Suicune: Um...why are you here? Shouldn't you be bugging people in the Clam War?

rox: READ FOR RANDOM HUMOR!!! PLEASE READ!!

Raven: Um...aren't you in pain?

rox: Oh yea...ow...

Mokuba: Can we begin?

rox: ...ow...

Suicune: Yes.

~Act 2 Scene 3~

Mokuba: The scene begins with the friar at his cell...

Joey/Friar: NOOO!!! I'M IN JAIL!!!

Yugi: *sweatdrop* No you aren't! It's just what we call the place where you live!

Joey/Friar: Oh. I get it!

all: *roll eyes* Sure ya did...

Joey/Friar: A-HEM! WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE PLANTS!

all: *face fall*

Joey/Friar: What?

Yugi: That isn't correct...

Joey/Friar: um...Oh, I got it! One bright day in the middle of the night! Two dead boys got up to fight!

Yami/Romeo: Um...Joey?

Joey/Friar: Back to back they faced each other! Drew their swords and shot each other!

Yami/Romeo: Um...hello? What do you-

Joey/Friar: The deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys!

Yami/Romeo: Joey...

Joey/Friar: If you believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too! ^________^

Yami/Romeo: KATSUYA JOUNONCHI!!!

Joey/Friar: Um...how do you know my Japanese name Mon hitori no Yugi?

Yami/Romeo: Same way you do...

Joey/Fraia: Um...what's a Fraia?

Yami/Rombo: I donno...What's a Rombo?

Jounhi/Fraia: WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?

Yamsies/Rombo: --; I don't know...

rox: xx

Malik: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!

Yami/Romeo & Joey/Friar: --; fine....

Yami/Romeo: Yo! Waz up Papa John?!?

Joey/Friar: I LOVE THAT PIZZA!! ^__^ Sooo...hows you Romeo?

Yami/Romeo: Good.

Joey/Friar: Still with Rosaline?

Yami/Romeo: Hell no! That bitch is over with!

Joey/Friar: Yea, she WAS a loser...soooooo you like someone else?

Yami/Romeo: Yup!

Joey/Friar: Suree.....you never loved Rosaline and ya swore your undyin love ta her, but now yer chasin after some new chick...

Yami/Romeo: *shrugs* So?

Joey/Friar: Um...dat's bad...I think....actually, I don't have a problem with it...

All: *face fall*

Joey/Friar: eh...hehehe...

Yami/Romeo: Well, don't worry, the one I love now is MUCH better that.

Joey/Friar: Soo...who is she?

Yami/Romeo: Juliet...ya know, the one my family hates?

Joey/Friar: *grinding teeth* You didn't even know what love was before. Well, I don't really agree but I'll *twitch* marry *twitch* you *twitch* so *twitch* your *twitch* family's *twitch* feud *twitch* will *twitch* end. *twitch twitch*

Yami/Romeo: YeA! Well, lets go! *runs away from twitching Joey*

Joey: Grr...He is NOT marrying my sister!

rox: xx;

Joey: Well...since the authoress is STILL knocked out I'll finish this!

*ennd*

Raven: You spelled it wrong, Jounonchi no baka.

Joey: Whatever... *rolls eyes*

*endd*

Raven: You did it again!

Joey: FINE!

*eend*

Raven: *bored now* and again...

Joey: grr...

*endy*

Raven: and you did it again...

*endie*

Raven: and-

Joey: Good enough!

Raven: *rolls eyes* Whatever you say Katsuya. Review.